MMA Humour

Miguel Torres just tweeted this.......

@MiguelTorresMMAMiguel Angel Torres



Trusting a manager or agent in mma is like an alter boy trusting a Catholic priest. Sooner or later he will try to fúck you.

gimmick wrote: »

If you want MMA humour, check out ULTIMATE MMA magazine, because it is a joke. If you see it, do not under any circumstances buy it.

It is riddled with typos, innaccuracies and grammatical errors.

It looks nice on the shelf in the shop, and on the face of it, the content looks great. But it is so badly written it is actually impossible to read.

I got another one a couple of years ago too, Fight Sport. Now AFAIK it's a big magazine worldwide and had recently been launched in the UK? (Where I picked it up).

It was the most ridiculous thing ever. Typos galore. They had an interview with Michael Bisping and at one point therewereabout7linesoftextthathadnogapsbetweenletterssoitendeduplookinglikethis!

And the worst was yet to come. I realy hope I can dig this magazine out and scan it because you would only believe it if you saw it. There was a big section about an M1 card that had just taken place. They had, what they thought was, a cool double page spread picture of one fighter kicking another fighter in the head. A big massive picture............ but they had completely missed the fact that the kicker's shorts had burst and his dick and balls were hanging out!

Needless to say, I never bought it again!

^^^
That can't be for real!
That's the funniest shít I've seen in ages.
"Joe Hogan. I done my hesearch Joe Hogan"

Nick Daiz could have knocked Conduit out in the 3rd round and Cecil Peoples would have still given the fight to Conduit

Bloodstain Lane in his last video. I dunno what people on here think of him but I honestly think he's hilarious. Think his put downs are up there with the nest of any comedian.

sheehy83 wrote: »

What is the deal with bloodstain Lane anyway? Is he a fighter or just a critic. I remember seeing one video where he says is in better shape than certain fighters and then starts dropping to the ground practicing sprawling takedown defense. He looked attrocious but I thought it was gas but he seemed to think he was actually brilliant! Can't listen to that vid in work, gonna watch it when I get home, he comes out with some class slags.

I listened to him earlier, turned off in disgust.

He just seems like some dimwitted, untalented numbskull who has nothing to offer MMA, despite thinking he means something to it.
Just typical of the celebrity culture we have where some people are known for no good reason, least of all talent.

I'm pretty sure he is taking the piss and his whole persona is a level.
At elast I hope so

Ah yeah I met him at the Fedor-Henderson card. Funniest person ever, he's actually shocked by how serious take him he's such a troll. Like he's gone from taking the piss with a few videos to being mentioned in Dana's video blogs.

Also Jimmy Bottlehead very funny you should mention that as he has his own views about celebrity culture that you may agree with. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDuCyuaI8CI

sheehy83 wrote: »

Man, the last time I saw Junie Browning, there was manhunt for him in thailand!

I just like seeing newspapers called the Phukit Gazette and Phukit News ,I do hope its pronounced the way i think it is.