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What famous person would you like to see star in a porn movie?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Christina Hendricks

    For two obvious reasons.

    acting ability and radiant smile right?

    TITS

    I'm so immature I laughed at that :(


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,467 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    UK sailing Olympic gold medalist Ben Ainslie and Gerard Butler...:D

    And moi in the middle of the two of them!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    Nigella Lawson and an array of suggestive veggies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Hmm, do you mean the slimmer sort of "works out but just looks good instead of too big" or do you mean more like this guy (the second one in the black top)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSX8mrMtBI&feature=related

    Yeah goes to the gym, muscular but not fat looking or roided muscular. No, not like that guy. He's not overly muscular but has a bit of weight on him so what's the point of that?

    Plus man he's old ffs! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    realies wrote: »
    Mr. Jackie Healy-Rae & his son.

    with each other or what?

    you sick!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Yeah goes to the gym, muscular but not fat looking or roided muscular. No, not like that guy. He's not overly muscular but has a bit of weight on him so what's the point of that?

    Plus man he's old ffs! :p

    Well I thought he's good looking :(
    I think he's straight so that might be an issue. :D

    Well the size of that chap, would that be around the size you mean (he looks a bit bigger than the type of swimmer's body) more bulk than ripped but not in a "I'm fat + bulky" kinda way. Or would you mean the smaller but much more defined type?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Tulisa
    Kim Kardashian
    Paris Hilton
    Jordan
    Pamela Anderson
    Tila Tequila

    Nope I'm happy


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭Hococop


    Jennifer Aniston
    Or
    Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste from the UFC


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Well I thought he's good looking :(
    I think he's straight so that might be an issue. :D

    Well the size of that chap, would that be around the size you mean (he looks a bit bigger than the type of swimmer's body) more bulk than ripped but not in a "I'm fat + bulky" kinda way. Or would you mean the smaller but much more defined type?

    Yes, you've finally nailed down my type! :D

    Straight isn't always an issue man :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Yes, you've finally nailed down my type! :D

    Straight isn't always an issue man :P

    Well straight is kinda an issue when I'd probably say "I don't like doing things with men". But who knows? Get me drunk and have your way when I pass out!

    But what style, you never explained :P The kinda "larger musclar man" or the "ripped" look?

    I'd say the guy in black was large and muscular but someone like a body builder (even if pretty small like 5'7 and about 11 stone) would be ripped.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭lorrieq


    Thandie Newton. Goddess.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,053 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    No Jasmine Harmon is the best.

    the one who's on a place in the sun: winter sun, laura hamilton isn't bad either


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    The Russian bird from the Euro's.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,914 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    If Caty Cole from Bang Babes fame actually went into the porno industry I'd happily risk my bank account statement to see it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,952 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Girsl Generation, a k-pop band.

    yes, all nine of them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh. . .

    Just to see which one would be voted back next week. . .




  • Bertie and Brian Cowen.

    I'd put the pair of them in a gay porno set in a prison when a riot breaks out. Then they'd be the hog-tied bottoms passed around the cell block like a peace pipe.

    Just so they know what it feels like to get fcuked like they did it to the rest of us.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    All the lovely girls from the lovely girl competition, all lined up. In squitfest 2012 and the winner will be decided by an independent adjudicator, wiho will rate speed, distance, and general squirtyness :p.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Craig doyle and jean byrne, i would bring them to a shed with a few horses and wait to see what happens


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    rednik wrote: »
    Mrs Doyle.

    Take it you didn't see her in Shameless?;)

    Nice rack.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Rihanna, Chris Brown and Drake.

    I'd like to see if that song wasn't just all talk! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 918 ✭✭✭RoscommonTom


    Fidelma Byrne from glenroe or Twink


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Fidelma Byrne from glenroe or Twink

    They would be in the vintage category :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Enda Kenny and Gerry Adams in a Snuff movie.

    Mary Lou and Joan burton in an oiled up caper.

    I'll think of more later...


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    10 pages and no Tiffany Amber Thiessen?

    What's the hell is the matter with you people?!

    There is absolutely no way I'm the only one in this thread who watched Saved By the Bell as a kid and wanted Kelly Kapowski in my bed.

    600full-tiffani-amber-thiessen.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Siobhan Ryan from met eireann OH yeah bring it on.....fine woman and excellent body. When does she start.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    Craig doyle and jean byrne, i would bring them to a shed with a few horses and wait to see what happens

    Craig Doyle will be eliminated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    The entire Dutch ladies hockey squad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Christina Hendricks

    For two obvious reasons.


    Don Drapers new wife is better.

    The lovely megan is great


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  • Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Leonard Nimoy in Sex Trek 3: Spunk from Spock :D


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