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What porn gets you off?

cosmicfart · 2011-11-23 14:34:55

So I knocked out a home run last night after clicking on a link that brought me to a site which could be only described as a "virtual arousing blonde twosome show" that went on for about 20 minutes of which I lasted about 10. I tend to drain the well once a month but it had only been about two weeks since I had last…

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#62 23-11-2011 4:28pm

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LighterGuy wrote: »

Mythbusters porn

(yes that image freaks me out too)

my eyes!!! they bleed ....

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#63 23-11-2011 4:31pm

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Drunk Porn.

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#64 23-11-2011 4:36pm

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It's too easy these days, what with all the porn sites on the Internet, like wifelovers dot com or watchersweb dot come. ;)

There's no scope for imagination at all. When I was young, there wasn't even anything racy in print that a fellow could get hold of to use as an aid when he waxed the carrot.:):)

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#65 23-11-2011 4:41pm

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smash wrote: »

Know your lookalikes... She if she's there!

If not, post the video here anyway!

Nah!! If I did it would be very likely that I would receive a ban...and her being not so attractive and butter wouldn't melt in her mouth type, t'would not be worth the effort of having to set up another email account and re-register but she's in the know your loungers thread!!

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#66 23-11-2011 4:42pm

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Woman nuggets. They have no limbs but are very flexible.

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#67 23-11-2011 4:46pm

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any kind depends on my mood i prefer pictures tho they let you imagination jus wonder...

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

The dirty Depraved kind.

its like that huh ?

tempura wrote: »

Im a lady, we last all night !

I dont beleaive you :pac:

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#68 23-11-2011 4:47pm

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Whatever it is it has to be amateur.

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#69 23-11-2011 4:48pm

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Brazilian fart porn.

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#70 23-11-2011 4:49pm

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ThinkAboutIt wrote: »

ANAL.

No beating around the ehh... bush there....

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#71 23-11-2011 4:52pm

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tempura wrote: »

Im a lady, we last all night !

Only when you want something.

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#72 23-11-2011 4:53pm

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Moralising about porn just does for me.

So you pack of deprave beasts don't you realise its exploitation of women and men, you all should be ashamed.

Ohh yes that feels good.

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#73 23-11-2011 4:53pm

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

its like that huh ?

The dirtier and more depraved the better :cool:

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#74 23-11-2011 4:55pm

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44leto wrote: »

Moralising about porn just does for me.

So you pack of deprave beasts don't you realise its exploitation of women and men, you all should be ashamed.

Ohh yes that feels good.

Yes moralise! moralise! you know you love it

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#75 23-11-2011 4:55pm

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

The dirtier and more depraved the better :cool:

im scared

you women have gotten intimidating

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#76 23-11-2011 4:55pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

Whatever it is it has to be amateur.

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

The dirtier and more depraved the better :cool:

Perfect mix!

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#77 23-11-2011 4:57pm

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smash wrote: »

Perfect mix!

Do I see a collaboration in the future ....

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#78 23-11-2011 5:01pm

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Do I see a collaboration in the future ....

I've a go pro hero head cam awesome for those close ups

I could lend it to you two ::cool:

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#79 23-11-2011 5:03pm

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Vore. omnomnomnom. Not really though, I'm not going to post my real fetishes here.

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#80 23-11-2011 5:07pm

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cocoshovel wrote: »

Vore. omnomnomnom. Not really though, I'm not going to post my real fetishes here.

What's vore?

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#81 23-11-2011 5:11pm

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the kind that's happening to me mostly...

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#82 23-11-2011 5:12pm

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Do I see a collaboration in the future ....

Giggidy

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#83 23-11-2011 5:12pm

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Adam wrote: »

the kind that's happening to me mostly...

So you're telling us you like the solo masturbation videos.

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#84 23-11-2011 5:13pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

What's vore?

ehh you probably don't want to know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia

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#85 23-11-2011 5:14pm

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LighterGuy wrote: »

So you're telling us you like the solo masturbation videos.

oh i see what you did there

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#86 23-11-2011 5:18pm

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

The dirtier and more depraved the better :cool:

I love the honesty and shyness... :rolleyes:

.

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#87 23-11-2011 5:20pm

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cocoshovel wrote: »

ehh you probably don't want to know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia

...being swallowed... :pac:

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#88 23-11-2011 5:20pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

Whatever it is it has to be amateur.

Indeed. There is nothing more boring than professional porn.

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#89 23-11-2011 5:21pm

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stupidusername wrote: »

...being swallowed... :pac:

"may or may not include digestion". Laughed at that myself.

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#90 23-11-2011 5:24pm

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cocoshovel wrote: »

Indeed. There is nothing more boring than professional porn.

I'd probably get more turned on watching coronation street tbh

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#91 23-11-2011 5:26pm

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The internet is for porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA

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