Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Tinkin of you an your family at dis time xx

Response to someone who posted the details of their father's funeral.

sligojoek wrote: »

Just remembered why I don’t take baths in the daytime anymore or go swimming....trying to put your ****ing bra back on after �� Who needs the gym when you’ve just had that workout ��

Jesus wept.

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I don't understand this. Does she not know she can use a towel to dry herself before getting dressed?

She's very well endowed and proud of it. it's not the drying that's the problem. More the putting a bra on afterwards. There'd a fair bit of heavy lifting going on. :eek:

He just pissed me off, like how dare you talk about any woman and you smack like you chewing on leather, you snore fart and burp without saying excuse me and you cough and don't cover your mouth. Not to mention you built like a damn pregnant straw, don't talk to me anymore stay yo ass sleep I got head phones. Like just totally disgusting and disrespectful because he feels like a woman supposed to listen to him, nigga keep yo kid and hold down a job cook clean and everything else then maybe we can chat

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'll hazard a guess and say that this person isn't Irish?

What's a pregnant straw? Is it the shape of a person who is narrow with a bulging belly?

Lol

*single room in vegan house available*

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About us. We are 3 Czech 23-29 coming from Brno city. We love travelling, cooking and most of us reading. We are not party people, but we like chat, hanging in a city and having a pint time to time. For futher informations text me in PM. Student welcomed.

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From a group on Facebook advertising properties available to let.

Probable those little bottles of wine you get in a pub

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget Deadline today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you. Everything you've ever posted becomes public from today Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore,
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste
This will bypass the system.New post

BattleCorp wrote: »

Spastics creating them.
Spastics sharing them.

Spastics believing them...

BattleCorp wrote: »

We have 12 Luxury RVs to give away because they are stock.

Who the fcuk believes that sh1te.

The same idiots who share the post hoping to "win" them.
Also the same, who put "Liked and Shared, I hope I win, I never win these things" on the Garda page after they put a post up after a raid or something.

von Smallhausen wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/events/885909075108287/?active_tab=discussion


Apparently this is a thing now. Wanting to storm Area 51 because they want to "see them aliens".

The last time someone tried that, was executed on site.
If this goes through and they do actually go there, there will be mass fatalities, i guarantee it.

Seems like it's a joke tbh, it was created by a meme page

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents.

Wonder can I forbid the Gardai from prosecuting me for stuff I do by putting a disclaimer on twitter?

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Happy Birthday Too The Madess Child You'll Ever Meet Big 3 Tomorrow Hope You Injoy Your Day Babyboy I Love You Lots Even Tho I Won't Be Here Too Celebrate It Wit You Cause I'll Be At Da Weeding But Your Fav Little Girl Staceymae Be Here Wit You Little Man Love From Me An Your Little Cuzin Baby StaceyMae

Going gardening instead of to your child's birthday. Shocking