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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    fryup wrote: »
    flicking through the reader's digest my folks used to get back in the day,,,they'd be one or two bathroom/showers ads with pretty ladies showing a hint of side boob or bare back....that was enough to get me going

    How about the Argos catalogue, with sunbeds and bikini models?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    branie2 wrote: »
    How about the Argos catalogue, with sunbeds and bikini models?

    argos?? we didn't have it back in my day (feel old saying that) :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,809 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    Any 60's/70's movies that had scenes of women in short skirts and knee high boots. This would have been in the 80's when you'd never see anything as exotic, used to flick through old copies of National Geographic for the same reason hoping to spot some tasty retro totty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Any 60's/70's movies that had scenes of women in short skirts and knee high boots. This would have been in the 80's when you'd never see anything as exotic, used to flick through old copies of National Geographic for the same reason hoping to spot some tasty retro totty.
    Those Polynesian women with a bone through their nose ( no pun intended) were a real turn on


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Copies of H+E found in a hedge? would that count as lame or embarrassing?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I'm half expecting someone to put up a thread with pictures from the Family Album catalogues :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    branie2 wrote: »
    I'm half expecting someone to put up a thread with pictures from the Family Album catalogues :o
    .
    Can't because the pages are stuck together although 65 year old Dympna looked very nice in that flowery frock which accentuated her spunk belly


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Eurotrash.

    I have no shame :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Edgware wrote: »
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    Can't because the pages are stuck together although 65 year old Dympna looked very nice in that flowery frock which accentuated her spunk belly

    November’s ‘RSVP’ magazine has a spread on Maura Derrane, including a shot with her sisters.

    Maybe there should be a ‘Lame or Embarrassing Things to Fapped to sInce you’ve had Internet Porn’.

    She some woman though and I think people are really missing something by not “engaging” with the print media.

    The tide is turning…



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Edgware wrote: »
    .
    Can't because the pages are stuck together although 65 year old Dympna looked very nice in that flowery frock which accentuated her spunk belly

    They could carefully be unstuck


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 342 ✭✭daveorourke77


    My french teacher.

    I had a raging horn for her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Ooh La La!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 342 ✭✭daveorourke77


    branie2 wrote: »
    Ooh La La!

    More like ooooooooooooooooh la la


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,519 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    branie2 wrote: »
    Ooh La La!

    Goldfapp...


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Copies of H+E found in a hedge? would that count as lame or embarrassing?

    no it would count as lucky back in the day


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    News of the World reporting on naughty school girls was always good for a pull


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Edgware wrote: »
    News of the World reporting on naughty school girls was always good for a pull

    And Page 3 girls in the Sun


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,467 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Back in the early 90s Eurotrash never failed to display some continental flesh and of course Channel 4 was where it was at - post 9pm watershed French film with lots of smutty shenanigans, full frontals and daring duos...

    Someone here mentioned Prickly Heat, hosted my Mr Supercamp Julian Clary - very very hot guys and gals in skimpy speedos and bikinis - watching that after smoking a spliff could get you in a mood to bash the bishop. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    branie2 wrote: »
    And Page 3 girls in the Sun

    Linda Lusardi, Sam Fox. All gone now, ruined by the P.C. gang


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I've heard of Sam Fox, but not Linda


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    branie2 wrote: »
    I've heard of Sam Fox, but not Linda

    Oh Jesus, Linda was hot.

    Also Corinne Russell was a particular favourite Page 3 Girl of mine. She was also in an advert on TV for Boddington's Ale (I think) and every time that ad was shown, I'd have to dash away upstairs for a Wafty Crank.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    branie2 wrote: »
    I've heard of Sam Fox, but not Linda

    Shes was an absolute beaut. She married some Scouse actor out of Brookside


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It's a pity there are no Family Album catalogue appreciation pages on facebook, so we can 'relive' memories


  • Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭fire_man


    The Sunday World!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    The ginger one in Girls Aloud


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    That's Gerri Halliwell


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    branie2 wrote: »
    That's Gerri Halliwell
    No its not. Geri was Spice Girl. Nicola Robert is her name


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Edgware wrote: »
    No its not. Geri was Spice Girl. Nicola Robert is her name

    given how much stick she used to get over her appearance she very much belongs in this thread. I quite fancied her myself though i have to say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 820 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    Edgware wrote: »
    Linda Lusardi, Sam Fox. All gone now, ruined by the P.C. gang
    Good old Maria Whittaker as well


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  • Registered Users Posts: 820 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    The aul red triangle movies on channel 4


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