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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,812 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    "Shau-dair"?
    It's chowdah! Say it right!

    Hey come back, I'm not through demeaning you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Oh no, someone took a huge bite out of the giant marshmallow square. Oh yeah, the waiter has been violently assaulted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    "Shau-dair"?
    It's chowdah! Say it right!

    Get back here; I'm not through demeaning you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,812 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Hey come back, I'm not through demeaning you!
    Padkir wrote: »
    Get back here; I'm not through demeaning you!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Luckily he was an orphan and the studio owned him.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Ipso wrote:
    Luckily he was an orphan and the studio owned him.
    Were you the ugly one?

    No. I was the tough kid, Smelly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Copyright... expired. :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,663 ✭✭✭JoeyJJ


    Homer "Moe I need your advice"
    Moe "Yeah?"
    Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
    Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
    (Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
    Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Moe: I haven't had a front row seat since my Moonie wedding.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    she needs premium duuuude, preeeeemiuuuuum!!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,368 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Patty: Can't you do something?
    Surly: Hey, Surley only looks out for one guy, Surley
    Patty: Sorry Surley
    Surley: Shut Up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    she needs premium duuuude, preeeeemiuuuuum!!!!
    Doooooooood...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    *prison riot*

    Hey guyth, come on, shut up.

    *immediate deathly silence*


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,812 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    *prison riot*

    Hey guyth, come on, shut up.

    *immediate deathly silence*

    "Sorry champ"
    "It was Gerry"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    This parole hearing is over!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Drederick Tatum: [Talking to a reporter] Man that place is a dump. If you ever see me there you'll know I really f - ked up bad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Patty: My name is Patty. I will be testing you. When you're doing good, I use the green pen. When you're doing bad I use the red pen. Any questions?
    Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I don't want to offend you but were you were born a man? You can tell me, I'm open minded.
    (Patty drops green pen.)
    Patty: I won't be needing this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,133 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    /Lucky Charms
    "Damn FDA, why can't it all be Marshmallows!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,812 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Overheal wrote: »
    /Lucky Charms
    "Damn FDA, why can't it all be Marshmallows!"

    Don't just put the non marshmallow pieces back in the box! They go in the trash!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Benicetomonty


    "Hey Hal! Pie job for Lord Autumnbottom there!"


    "Oh dear..."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Mr. Burns: Listen Senior Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

    Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.


  • Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭howareyakid


    Homer: Come on kids. Let’s go home.
    Bart: We are home.
    Homer: That was fast.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,368 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Mr. Burns: Listen Senior Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

    Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

    Mr Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Are they saying boo, or Boo-urns?


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Ipso wrote: »
    Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.

    You truly are the king of kings!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭eyerer


    Happy Birthday Mr Smiiiithers :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Smithers, have The Rolling Stones killed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Lobo!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,058 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ah me legs gone gimpy whooolllll provide for me little one's


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