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10 Reasons why guns are better than women

  • 17-08-2012 1:33pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭


    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭snipe02


    i still wouldnt put me nob near one :eek:. a gun that is:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Expect a backlash from the feminazi police.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    10 reasons

    1. You're doing it wrong.

    2. You are not doing it right.

    3. You are doing something wrong.

    4. You're doing it wrong.

    Etc.


    ;-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,793 ✭✭✭fish slapped


    Don't know about better than women ... well at times...

    but better than a camera....

    firearms.jpg

    :D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Mike87


    THats pretty funny ^^^.

    Did ya ever see this one :D

    this-will-not-end-well-gun-rifle-hurt-asshole-demotivational-poster-1236821997.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭MiGiD


    This works both ways lads:

    10 reasons guns are better than men

    10. An old gun is okay with being put into retirement

    9. A loud crack from a gun is always followed by a good smell

    8. A gun never lies about its barrel length.

    7. A gun doesn't lose the head if you admire another gun

    6. A gun won't get you pregnant

    5. A gun doesn't pee on the toilet seat, it's aim is truer than that.

    4. A gun is ready to go any time you are.

    3. A gun will never complain when you ask them to do a job for you.

    2. A gun doesn't get soft just when you're starting
    to enjoy the action.

    1. After they've fired all their rounds, they can be
    reloaded and ready to go again immediately!


    I could add in more:

    Guns don't get man-flu

    A gun will only make noise when you want it to

    A gun won't use you as a human shield when it sees a spider

    You're not expected to shave your legs before handling a gun

    A gun's always going to think your eyes are more important than your boobs

    Guns don't make 'jokes' and say that you're being a feminazi if you're offended by how juvenile they're being


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,930 ✭✭✭✭Grizzly 45


    MiGiD wrote: »
    A gun won't get you pregnant
    A Sex pistol will:D
    A gun doesn't pee on the toilet seat, it's aim is truer than that.
    .
    Guns are inanimate objects they have to be aimed...;) It also might have a slightly bent barrel.:) Or the sights could be off due to misalingement
    A gun is ready to go any time you are.
    That depends on wether it has been well looked after by its "owner" or not.If it has been neglected or abused,and is then expected to perform to a well kept well oiled gun,at a moments notice it cant or wont.
    . A gun will never complain when you ask them to do a job for you.
    Depends on what the job is of course,if you are expecting your .22 to do a 458 job,well then..
    A gun doesn't get soft just when you're starting
    to enjoy the action.
    Apart if they get a failure to fire,or failure to extract and eject in the right sequence,which could have devastating consequences for the reciving chamber;) Or have "head space" issues..
    1. After they've fired all their rounds, they can be
    reloaded and ready to go again immediately!
    Depends on how quick the shooter wants to fire them again.And that requires some work on the shooters part,like rapid reload drills.
    Guns don't get man-flu
    Nor do they go all hair trigger once every three weeks.. :D
    A gun will only make noise when you want it to
    What happens if you use sub sonic ammo and a silencer??
    A gun won't use you as a human shield when it sees a spider
    Or climb up a chair on sight of a mouse..
    You're not expected to shave your legs before handling a gun
    Good idea to wash your hands afterwards tho,to avoid dangerous contaminats from their "discharges"..
    A gun's always going to think your eyes are more important than your boobs
    But shooting a gun properly in such close situations always require that you aim for "centre mass" anyway.
    Guns don't make 'jokes' and say that you're being a feminazi if you're offended by how juvenile they're being
    Guess you are offended then??:P:D

    "If you want to keep someone away from your house, Just fire the shotgun through the door."

    Vice President [and former lawyer] Joe Biden Field& Stream Magazine interview Feb 2013 "



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭patsat


    Brilliant Grizz!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭bravestar


    patsat wrote: »
    Brilliant Grizz!

    +1 :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    foxinsox wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.

    /thread


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