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Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,190 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    Pallas Green in Limerick still has it's Special Olympics sign up. 17 years now!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    New Home wrote: »
    People shouldn't be allowed to leave school unless they know how to shop for food, put together some simple meals, operate a washing machine, write their CV and be able to face a job interview.
    Spot on Homes. 'Stayin Alive' class they could call it.
    In the long run, far more useful than algebra, Peig Sayers and all the rest of that Sh1te they drilled into us.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,303 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Spot on Homes. 'Stayin Alive' class they could call it.
    In the long run, far more useful than algebra, Peig Sayers and all the rest of that Sh1te they drilled into us.

    In fairness, to a certain extent that's what your parents/family should do, but since lots of families don't...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    Pallas Green in Limerick still has it's Special Olympics sign up. 17 years now!!!

    What have you got against the Special Olympics? :)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,380 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    And she stares at me like I’m asking her to come away for weekend in a covid infested mobile home in Ballybunion !

    I know exactly what you mean, this phrase really made me lol. Excellent.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Spent 15mins searching for masking tape. Couldn't find it, decided to go to the shop. 10 min hunt for car keys. Half way to Woodies I realize I had no mask. Back to the house, got mask, get to the shop and get tape. Only to return and pop into the shed to find masking tape.

    Which is the guts of a tenner in Woodies!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,190 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    What have you got against the Special Olympics? :)


    Absolutely nothing, was a volunteer at it.
    Just think its hilarious that 17yrs on the sign is there. Think it's the only one I have seen in a long time.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,303 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Feisar wrote: »
    Spent 15mins searching for masking tape. Couldn't find it, decided to go to the shop. 10 min hunt for car keys. Half way to Woodies I realize I had no mask. Back to the house, got mask, get to the shop and get tape. Only to return and pop into the shed to find masking tape.

    Which is the guts of a tenner in Woodies!

    Hilarious, couldn't get masking tape due to having no mask... and no masking tape either! :D


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    TA'd at meself for not being blunt enough in shops.

    If I'm walking around a small supermarket/ corner-shop type shop looking for a product that they may not even stock; like batteries, stationery etc...

    Shop assistant: "Are you alright?"

    Me: "I was wondering do you have any lightbulbs?"

    Sa: "Yes we do. Here they are." - and then proceeds to hand/almost hand it to me as if it's a given that I'm content with the size/brand/price of said product..

    Next time I'm in a similar situation I'm gonna tell myself that my response to the assistant's helpfulness is going to be to ask them where said product is, as if it's a given that they do indeed stock it.

    I might even get an apology if they don't.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,303 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Oh, one more TA (with a health warning built in). Do you know those days when whatever you touch or even go near either falls, spills, crashes, breaks or catches fire? Well. If you're having one of those days you shouldn't operate anything electrical, like egg beaters or electric ovens. And most definitely nothing sharp.
    I just spent the last hour cleaning up the counter, the splashback, the presses and half of the appliances (and myself) because the handle of the jug I was using to make the cake batter slipped out of my hands while I had the mixer on full speed... Who knew it wasn't just something that happened on the telly! Now I just hope that what's left of it won't burn...


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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    TA no broadband, so no Netflix.. I could watch it on my phone but then that's another TA, screen is too small, and it'll use my mobile data.. fingers crossed they send someone soon to fix it!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,303 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Eskie wrote: »
    TA no broadband, so no Netflix.. I could watch it on my phone but then that's another TA, screen is too small, and it'll use my mobile data.. fingers crossed they send someone soon to fix it!

    I can't help you re the mobile data usage itself, but you could use the phone for tethering/as an internet hotspot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    Absolutely nothing, was a volunteer at it.
    Just think its hilarious that 17yrs on the sign is there. Think it's the only one I have seen in a long time.

    Well I say fair play for them to still be celebrating it 17 years later.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,303 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Great. The Groudhog Day curse makes another victim...


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,197 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    New Home wrote: »
    Great. The Groudhog Day curse makes another victim...

    Punxsutawney Phil is on the loose again????


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,080 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Need to defrost my freezer! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 939 ✭✭✭bitofabind


    I'm at the stage of WFH where my focus and motivation is entirely shot. I'm lucky if I get through a third of the list of things I need to do at work every day. Anything and everything is a distraction and I just don't seem to care half the time. Anyone else? Very annoying at this stage.

    Another less trivial annoyance, I feel like my flat is falling apart at the moment. Wifi connectivity issues last month, water pressure problems, exposed drain last week, boiler this week. TA I texted the local plumber about a problem with my leaky boiler and I read it back and it sounds dirrrrrty.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    I can't help you re the mobile data usage itself, but you could use the phone for tethering/as an internet hotspot.

    Thank you :) I pretend I don't have that option so that I try be more productive.

    TA - my cat keeps attacking/playing with the loo roll. I went to take him out of the bathroom and he decided to hide in the laundry basket. Cute but a little pest sometimes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    Eskie wrote: »
    Thank you :) I pretend I don't have that option so that I try be more productive.

    TA - my cat keeps attacking/playing with the loo roll. I went to take him out of the bathroom and he decided to hide in the laundry basket. Cute but a little pest sometimes.

    I wish my cat did that instead she brings me home lovely presents :pac:


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    js35 wrote: »
    I wish my cat did that instead she brings me home lovely presents :pac:

    He's an indoor cat, he does go outside for a little ramble around each day, but doesn't get chance to bring me presents, thankfully! :)

    Edit to add: the loo roll thing isn't the worst, but he usually knocks it down, then he and the dog drag it around the house and tear it to bits :o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,611 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    My supervisor constantly misinterprets my tone of voice and my accent as sarcastic, cheeky and aggressive. She has, on two occasions, asked me what my problem is with her, with genuine offence taken.

    What triggered her to ask me was when she handed me a new set of keys I asked for, and I asked, for clarification, "and I get to keep these yeah? I can bring them home and have them attached to my own keyring?" and she said "ah yeah sure you just hand them in whenever you decide to finish up here"

    And I said, "well might as well claim ownership of these so, you won't be getting rid of me any time soon! *laugh*"........ She was offended by this, and asked me what my problem was, and said "you're very sarcastic, what have I done to you? What is your problem with me? I don't understand"

    ..... So trying my best to reassure her that it's just the way I talk, my accent does come across as very BOOMING and LOUD and BRASH! But like everyone else who I've had the pleasure of befriending and already know, this is just the way I am - it's how I sound. I'm from outside the East end of Glasgow, and we all talk like this....

    I'm the friendliest person in the world (despite my crankiness on here) and I have the best interests of everyone at heart. My fiancée's mother took her time to get used to me as well, constantly thinking that I was shouting at her daughter and talking down to her, when I wasn't.

    Having a Scottish accent in another country has never been exactly easy, as people have always taken me up wrong when I talk. Someone in work even said to me "do you always have to be so angry when you talk to people?? you're very irritable"

    I'M NOT ANGRY! I PROMISE!

    But I fear that this accent of mine is gonna end up going against me. My supervisor has been constantly getting frustrated at me for "arguing" with her when it is not what I'm doing, and I don't like the idea of her reporting me for being aggressive, sarcastic and cheeky, when I am not doing that at all.

    TA that my accent offends people.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,888 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    bitofabind wrote: »
    I'm at the stage of WFH where my focus and motivation is entirely shot. I'm lucky if I get through a third of the list of things I need to do at work every day. Anything and everything is a distraction and I just don't seem to care half the time. Anyone else? Very annoying at this stage.

    I’m definitely the same. I’m currently on a few weeks annual leave at the moment just to recharge (lucky enough to have a mobile home to go to to get away from the house), but I was definitely finding myself just not caring any more. Not a feeling I like at all.

    My WFH TA is that the rest of my team all love being at home, and our company is 100% behind people working from home for as long as they want, so I’ll probably never really get back to “normal” work with them again. Which is a pity, because we all get on really well, and work was usually fun. I’m really missing that, and it saddens me that it’s probably gone for good in my company, even when I do get back into the office.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    just back from a drive from the shops. A motorist managed to simultaneously change lanes right in front of me while not using their indicator, and throw an empty crisp bag out the window. Ignorance level 10


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Somebody in Woodies today was in the card only till.Then tries to pay with cash.Seriously the card was right in front of you.

    Luckily she had a card and paid with that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,972 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Driving to my GF's house this evening, I got held up behind an amateur bike race. Now I tried my best to respect their space and not get annoyed at them, but all that went out the window when a few rogue pedalists, thinking they were in the Tour de France or something, veered onto the road without warning when making a break from the peloton. Literally a few feet out of their designated cycle lane and hard shoulder.

    Had to take evasive action a couple of times and edged past the central white line in doing so, where oncoming cars were driving towards me. It was either that or knock down one of the cyclists, and we all know who'd be blamed if that occurred.

    Ridiculous carry on. No other 'sport' interferes with people getting on with their everyday lives more than cycling. And the enthusiasts are often very sensitive if they are accused of being in the wrong.

    And it brings to mind how I have noticed a surge in new cyclists on the roads, many of whom wouldn't have the greatest control of their bike (zig-zagging along). Its got to the stage where a bicycle license should be required on our roads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    'Too many connections' error still coming up for me using boards.... :(
    Tis a pain! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Stupid formulaic Hollywood films: Plot no. 24-A: Dad works too hard, he really wants the big promotion. He is too busy to spend time with the kids and has missed Junior's little league game again.
    In the end he learns the importance of family, tells his hardnose, ultra-capitalist boss where to get off and is promptly given the promotion. GAAAH! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    Stupid formulaic Hollywood films: Plot no. 24-A: Dad works too hard, he really wants the big promotion. He is too busy to spend time with the kids and has missed Junior's little league game again.
    In the end he learns the importance of family, tells his hardnose, ultra-capitalist boss where to get off and is promptly given the promotion. GAAAH! :mad:

    I'd probably watch that :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    twirlagig wrote: »
    I'd probably watch that :o
    Trust me you already have. Many, many times :p.


    Plot no. 17-B: The tough guy soldier/cowboy, whatever, is tired of fighting. He moves somewhere for a quiet life, he meets a woman and falls in love. They are happy.

    Enter the bullies, they threaten or kill his woman. He kills the bullies. THE END. :mad:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Space Dog


    Trust me you already have. Many, many times :p.


    Plot no. 17-B: The tough guy soldier/cowboy, whatever, is tired of fighting. He moves somewhere for a quiet life, he meets a woman and falls in love. They are happy.

    Enter the bullies, they threaten or kill his woman. He kills the bullies. THE END. :mad:

    That reminds me of pretty much every Hallmark Christmas movie: Successful career woman in the city, estranged from her family, is too busy to fall in love/has been let down too many times. For Christmas, she reluctantly agrees to visit her family in the small town she's from. She comes across a local struggling business, helps them back on their feet with her big city business knowledge, falls in love with a handsome widower, reunites with her family and quits her high profile job to take over a coffee shop/bakery/whatever *may also contain scenes of eggnog drinking, ice skating and cute dogs*.


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