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Spanish girls

  • 09-10-2019 9:47am
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    Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    What's the secret here lads? Despite having Spanish friends and being around a lot of Spanish girls, I've never had any luck with them. I've slept with women from dozens of different countries but with it comes to Spain, I always strike out.

    I think Spanish women might be the most beautiful race of women out there.

    Anyone here have luck with them? What's the trick?


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 2,176 ✭✭✭ToBeFrank123


    Being good looking normally helps.


  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    Being good looking normally helps.

    I'm not ugly and I have game..maybe they just don't like Irish men?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    I'm not ugly and I have game..maybe they just don't like Irish men?

    I married a Spanish woman. She regularly says that they dont like Irish men.

    Lucky me I guess :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Maybe Spanish men are better looking? Maybe...


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Avoid saying things like "I have game"

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    GLaDOS wrote: »
    Avoid saying things like "I have game"

    Man with no game whatsover detected.


  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    Tzardine wrote: »
    I married a Spanish woman. She regularly says that they dont like Irish men.

    Lucky me I guess :)

    I figured they don't find us attractive. How did you win her?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    I figured they don't find us attractive. How did you win her?

    I didnt win her. She is not a carnival prize.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Lived there for 4 years, was in a relationship with a very Spanish looking Irish girl at the time so didn't get to sample.

    On return as a single man, no mystery to them.
    They are just people and honestly as Irish or any other variety of foreign in Spain.
    You are the exotic one.

    Just remember chupate me Pula and chupate me pollo may sound the same to a heathen ear but it's the difference between a blowjob and a chicken ball!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭Tasfasdf


    Tzardine wrote: »
    I didnt win her. She is not a carnival prize.

    Ah so how much do you pay her?


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  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    Tzardine wrote: »
    I didnt win her. She is not a carnival prize.

    Do you often interpret things you read literally?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭keano25


    I figured they don't find us attractive. How did you win her?

    Obviously has more game.. then you..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    What's the secret here lads? Despite having Spanish friends and being around a lot of Spanish girls, I've never had any luck with them. I've slept with women from dozens of different countries but with it comes to Spain, I always strike out.

    I think Spanish women might be the most beautiful race of women out there.

    Anyone here have luck with them? What's the trick?

    Well done. Don't believe you though


  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    banie01 wrote: »
    Lived there for 4 years, was in a relationship with a very Spanish looking Irish girl at the time so didn't get to sample.

    On return as a single man, no mystery to them.
    They are just people and honestly as Irish or any other variety of foreign in Spain.
    You are the exotic one.

    Just remember chupate me Pula and chupate me pollo may sound the same to a heathen ear but it's the difference between a blowjob and a chicken ball!

    Haha. I just think cultural differences are too great. I feel the Irish have more in common with the Italians.

    Anyway you made it work for you. The ones who move to Ireland are insanely good looking.


  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    Well done. Don't believe you though

    I don't say it to brag. And I'm on a dry spell atm that shows no sign of ending.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,570 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    I remember a Spanish girl i once knew got annoyed with me for some reason and shouted "Eat me the pussy!" at me before storming off


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,325 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    I'm not so sure about spanish girls.
    I find the hairy arms off-putting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,638 ✭✭✭endainoz


    Was with one for a while that worked locally as an au pair. I found them no different to any other continentals. She was a bit mad though, have stuck with Irish ever since!


  • Registered Users Posts: 80,795 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn


    Is it just a ride with a Spanish girl you are after so you can add that to your scorecard or a relationship with one or what?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Haha. I just think cultural differences are too great. I feel the Irish have more in common with the Italians.

    Anyway you made it work for you. The ones who move to Ireland are insanely good looking.

    The ones who stay behind even more so.
    Part of the issue is the Irish insistence on linguistic limitation.

    Learn Spanish! Duolingo is free, chat to them in Spanish and as you stumble over rolling an r, rapport will grow.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,173 ✭✭✭Billy Mays


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭ Jaiden Mango Striker


    They liked my gormless baby-like expression coupled with wide shoulders and big jaw. (They phrased it in a more complimentary manner.)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭vandriver


    banie01 wrote: »
    The ones who stay behind even more so.
    Part of the issue is the Irish insistence on linguistic limitation.

    Learn Spanish! Duolingo is free, chat to them in Spanish and as you stumble over rolling an r, rapport will grow.

    r-r-r-r-rapport




  • I remember a Spanish girl i once knew got annoyed with me for some reason and shouted "Eat me the pussy!" at me before storming off

    I think I know why she was annoyed you selfish git!

    Oh, and OP Walter, keep trying.


  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    banie01 wrote: »
    The ones who stay behind even more so.
    Part of the issue is the Irish insistence on linguistic limitation.

    Learn Spanish! Duolingo is free, chat to them in Spanish and as you stumble over rolling an r, rapport will grow.

    Yeah definitely. Learning German was a waste.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    I don't say it to brag. And I'm on a dry spell atm that shows no sign of ending.

    Dozens

    As in 24 or 36 or 48 or 60


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Tzardine wrote: »
    I married a Spanish woman. She regularly says that they dont like Irish men.
    Maybe she's biased..


  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    Billy Mays wrote: »
    3cs44q.jpg

    Even Jay had a hot gf.

    Every loser has his day ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    They liked my gormless baby-like expression coupled with wide shoulders and big jaw. (They phrased it in a more complimentary manner.)

    Must be something about us 6"+ dopey looking paddies that sets them off then!

    Twinning is winning


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  • Site Banned Posts: 106 ✭✭Enough is Enough!


    Is it just a ride with a Spanish girl you are after so you can add that to your scorecard or a relationship with one or what?

    Both. If I really liked her and we could communicate properly I'd gladly enter a relationship.


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