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Iconic TV Show Lines

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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,956 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Frank Burns from MASH:

    "I’m sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?"

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn't foiled by the atomic weight of gold.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    "your dog peed on the carpet? That's it! I know who murdered mr. richoldman! If you'll excuse me I must rush off to confront the killer but not before i tip off the police so they can swoop in just in time when the killer confesses and decides to kill me".... something like that.

    "You may not have much respect for the law, Jonesy, but there's one law that you can't break: Coulomb's Third Law of Universal Gravitation".


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    "The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world"

    "Humans and aliens wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night."

    "Dwayne Dibley!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    You don't wanna do that!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    'Because of, the implication'


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    During the 1939-45 conflict with Germany
    Back in St Olaf


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    I'll get my coat .....


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Roll it there Colette.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Im a bit whoa
    Im a bit whey

    Im a geezer


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Cheesy peas!


    Squeezy cheesy peas


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,412 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    "I'm Givin' Her All She's Got, Captain!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    "Granville, f-f-fetch your cloth."

    "Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking."

    "A consonant please Carol/Rachel."

    "Winter is coming."

    "I'm Raymond Reddington."


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Hi! I'm Ed Winchester.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Stop writing, please. I said stop writing. Will you stop writing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Roll it there, Colette ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    There's one for everyone in the audience


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,828 ✭✭✭skimpydoo


    Briefcase wanker!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    I tawt I taw a putty cat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Its make your mind up time. Will you go for the star prize or will you take the cuddly toy?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I have a cunning plan!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,956 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    “You sure that little asshole’s through?”

    Vicki Lawrence on The Carol Burnett Show, and the “little asshole” was Tim Conway, who died today.

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,412 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    ^ He was pure brilliant! :D

    RIP :(

    sheesh, two legends gone this week...


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Can't sleep clown will eat me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭Charles Babbage


    Good night, John Boy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Screw you guys I'm going home


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,258 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Trust me............I know what I'm doing..........

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Lisa needs braces... DENTAL PLAN


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    "Miley's got tickles!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    You're Norman Bates with a briefcase!


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