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What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

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  • #92
    Frankx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Frankx


    Lucy8080 wrote: »
    Back in the 70's I scaled the outer fence of Butlins/Mosney. Just as I had my leg over the top, security showed up and dragged me back in.

    Did they bring you back to England?


  • #93
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    cj maxx wrote: »
    But I'm not :(
    The only thing I had was an Irish accent. No good looks or buff body. There's an awful more to how I ended up in her bed but it's all imo stuff

    Well of course now, I'm going to pry :)

    To thine own self be true



  • #94
    Lucy8080
    Registered Users Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    Frankx wrote: »
    Did they bring you back to England?

    You will have to explain that one back to me.


  • #95
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,329 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Well of course now, I'm going to pry :)

    And I'm not telling :)


  • #96
    Fireball81
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Inviting two older ladies back to our hotel room when we in Cardiff for an Irish 6 Nations game about 15 years ago. They were about 25 years older than us.

    Odd seeing ya mate with a hard on banging away but it was a bit of craic.


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  • #97
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,853 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    He was 37 I was 17 (19 actually) but a huge scandal back in the day.


  • #98
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭storker


    Had a fling with a married woman at age 17. She was in her 30's.

    Brought another girlfriend into work one day when I was the only one there. Did the deed on the floor of the boss's office. After that any time I was in there listening to his sh1te, I'd just tune out, look at the scene of the crime and reminisce happily...


  • #99
    Macdarack
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭Macdarack


    The Nissan classic cycle race passed our area back in the late 80s or whenever, we bought about 40 packets of thumb tacks and littered the road with them.



    I know 2 lads who who pushed an unattended tourist's rented car off a cliff into the sea years back.


  • #100
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,767 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    I Am Nobody wrote: »
    I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!

    I actually did this, in Mosney, or Butlins as it was then, I was about 2 or 3. Embarrassing, but I didn’t give a shît... only a pee.


  • #101
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    amadangomor wrote: »
    Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

    I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

    Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

    Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

    Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.


    As long as you didn't leave any Ladsbroke.


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  • #102
    vikings2012
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭vikings2012


    Never once paid the 20cent for lighting the candles at mass.


  • #103
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.

    So did I, but I threw the log out the window instead of flushing.


  • #104
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Strumms wrote: »
    I actually did this, in Mosney, or Butlins as it was then, I was about 2 or 3. Embarrassing, but I didn’t give a shît... only a pee.

    How did you reach?


  • #105
    Plasandrunt
    Registered Users Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Plasandrunt


    When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.


  • #106
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Wore a pair of 10-hole boots into the mosque on south circular. They weren’t coming off in a hurry so I thought just this once :o sandalless, I know


  • #107
    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,777 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Plasandrunt wrote: »
    When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

    Good job you didn't lick her out in return or you'd have caught cancer. I think.


  • #108
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Mod

    Can we leave the Walter Mitty style scandalous events in our heads and keep this to things that have happened.

    Trolling nonsense deleted.


  • #109
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Plasandrunt wrote: »
    When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

    That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #110
    Frankx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Frankx


    Feisar wrote: »
    That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.

    I can't even understand what it means

    It's either really erotic

    Or it's something more serious


  • #111
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

    For a period during college I started getting snapchats from my then ex which became progressively more risqué, till we got into some good sexting. I lived at home during college but my friends had their own flat just around the corner and most of them used to go home at the weekends - I knew where the spare key outside was left so on several occasions brought my ex there and ****ed her in my friend’s bed. I never mentioned it and he still doesn’t know :)


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  • #112
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Batrachotox wrote: »
    After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

    I used to have a GF that loved sex outside, I never got the appeal

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #113
    Plasandrunt
    Registered Users Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Plasandrunt


    Frankx wrote: »
    I can't even understand what it means

    It's either really erotic

    Or it's something more serious

    What's there to not understand?


  • #114
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    You people need to get yourselves down to confessions asap :eek:


  • #115
    Tacitus Kilgore
    Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    Drank a bottle and a half of creme de menthe just to leave a green log in a sink.


    Then did it again because it was so funny first time round.


  • #116
    Rimmy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Rimmy


    Took a dump and placed it under the door handle of an ex's car.

    That's about it.


  • #117
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    cj maxx wrote: »
    Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
    She loved the accent.

    I shagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly


  • #118
    Airyfairy12
    Registered Users Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭Airyfairy12


    When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

    We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.


  • #119
    Kamu
    Registered Users Posts: 497 ✭✭Kamu


    Airyfairy12 wrote: »
    When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

    We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.

    Lucky lad, didn't know any girls like that when I was growing up. Hahaha.


  • #120
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Had a package delivered for the lad next door. He came home, said it wasn’t for him, the address was slightly off in fairness and said it’s my issue and to deal with it, which was nice of him. I tried finding the owner but the address didn’t exist, courier wasn’t interested, so I eventually opened it to find a brand new PS4 with games and controllers.

    So I kept it.

    The fella next door almost fell over when I told him, the bollix. Never took a parcel for him again.


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  • #121
    KiKi III
    Registered Users Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    I snagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly

    The first part of that story is scandalous, the second part is just mean.


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