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What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

  • 25-07-2020 1:33pm
    #1
    Frankx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭


    The dirtier the better


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  • #2
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Hopefully the mods will permit a



    "Your ma"


    response to this lazy thread.


  • #3
    Frankx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Frankx


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Hopefully the mods will permit a



    "Your ma"


    response to this lazy thread.

    I'm at your mom's house now

    In your mom's bedroom


  • #4
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Went to the beach barefoot before.









    Sorry thought you said sandalous.


  • #5
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

    Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.


  • #6
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Mentioned it before but bringing an Aldi carrier bag into Lidl.

    It's the thrill that gets me TBH, just so diirty.


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  • #7
    wiggle16
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.


  • #8
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,353 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

    Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

    Can you see any problem with your behaviour in relationships?


  • #9
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,353 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.

    You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?


  • #10
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Frankx wrote: »
    The dirtier the better

    I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.


  • #11
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!


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  • #12
    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.

    PM sent...


  • #13
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.


  • #14
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.

    Can't leave us hanging like that!Details lad!


  • #15
    The Royal Scam
    Registered Users Posts: 982 ✭✭✭The Royal Scam


    My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
    Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on Dublin Bus and my mother answered the door.


  • #16
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    The Royal Scam wrote: »
    My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
    Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on the bus and my mother answered the door.

    Oh yeah the one who passes out first gets the punishment!In the US when I was younger,we would spray paint their stomachs green and wrap them in cellophane then leave them at random areas nude.Good times!


  • #17
    wiggle16
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    corner of hells wrote: »
    You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?

    No, I'm a bloke! LOL


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Frankx wrote: »
    I'm at your mom's house now

    In your mom's bedroom

    I'm in the cupboard watching....durty!!


  • #19
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,353 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    No, I'm a bloke! LOL

    Round these parts, anything goes.


  • #20
    Working class heroes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭Working class heroes


    Following................

    Racism is now hiding behind the cloak of Community activism.



  • #21
    amadangomor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭amadangomor


    Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

    I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

    Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

    Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

    Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.


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  • #22
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Ok an honest one from me.I once sold $100 worth of Oregano and Parsley to a bunch of college kids in Virginia,who thought it was Marijuana.


  • #23
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Fegelien.


  • #24
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.

    🀣🀣🀣


  • #25
    Sam Hain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Frankx wrote: »
    I'm at your mom's house now

    In your mom's bedroom

    Hopefully his mom won't come home and disturb you.


  • #26
    wiggle16
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    Porklife wrote: »
    🀣🀣🀣

    This is just euro and pound signs on my phone and laptop, what is it? Ha


  • #27
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    No, I'm a bloke! LOL

    Well then it probably wasnt that big a deal for him I suppose.


  • #28
    un5byh7sqpd2x0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭un5byh7sqpd2x0


    frag420 wrote: »
    PM sent...

    wiggle16 wrote: »
    No, I'm a bloke! LOL

    PM retracted?


  • #29
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,506 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I Cant Read wrote: »
    Why do homosexuals do this?

    Because they can?

    The tide is turning…



  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,192 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    Dunno,if this counts


    But one time,i was visiting sister abroad,and she had to run to shop....and left me at her gaff to mind her kid


    All good,kid sleeping,me downstairs watching sky sports,listening to baby moniter

    I could hear her neighbours having sex on moniter and not wanting to fcuk up looking after kid,had to listen in :(


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  • #31
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,699 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Drank a jug of perroni and during certain activity went to the side and vomited my ring up ha


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