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In the Noclight: Dord

  • 05-07-2009 8:14pm
    #1
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Introducing, in the gentle glow of the noclight, the one, the only, the millinery obsessed, the hirsute, the ... the Fancy Caped Blade?!! ^_~
    Dord wrote: »
    Dord_Caped.jpg

    :cool:

    Now THAT leads to questions in and of itself!! :D


    (For those of you still hungover, it's Dord! :p)


    Just to start the ball rolling ...

    ... why hats?

    ... when did you first get into stand-up comedy, and what attracted you to it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    w00t

    Did you see the moon lastnight?

    Do you hate lynx ads?

    Ever had your heart broken?

    Ever broken any bones?

    If you were stuck in an elevator and could have one artist to listen to who would it be? And what one food would you have too?


  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    What's your favourite beer?

    What's your favourite Transformer?

    If you had to do n0rty things to any politician, who would it be?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Got pics of this ginger beard?
    Where is your favorite place, at home and away?
    Gimme 5 tips things that really get your blood boiling?
    What is on your subbed list?
    What is the meaniest trick, you've played and got away with?
    Ideal last meal?
    Lyons or Barrys?
    We would be surprised to know that you...........?
    Cats or dogs?
    Secret shame?
    Describe the last time you felt ridiculiously happy?
    What is GAS and why havent I been invited? ~sulk~


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Just to start the ball rolling ...

    ... why hats?

    ... when did you first get into stand-up comedy, and what attracted you to it?

    Thanks Randy!

    Well, I do have a hat but they're not exactly my forte. We got the forum with the help of Blitzkrieg who as a lot of people know, loves hats. He pulled a few strings and we combined the forum ideas. Hats & facial hair just seem to go together. :)

    Orestes... lol. I'm not actually a comedian, even though a lot of people think that. I do like comedy though. I took over the forum from Orestes because it was conflicting with his stand-up act.
    star-pants wrote: »
    w00t

    Did you see the moon lastnight?

    Do you hate lynx ads?

    Ever had your heart broken?

    Ever broken any bones?

    If you were stuck in an elevator and could have one artist to listen to who would it be? And what one food would you have too?

    Yep. :)

    Definitely, but the awful ads go well with the awful deodourant that they sell.

    Once or twice, but I've broken a few myself. ;)

    3 bones, but 1 of those twice. :(

    Well, I think the best thing to listen to in an elevator would be something that keeps you calm, so I'm gonna go with some nice jazz fusion by Jaco Pastorius. Hmm... food, those little mini burger king burgers would be nice. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Would you stay clean shaving for any job, and if so what job?

    Which Evil Super-Villain do you thing you have most in common with?

    CSI or NCIS ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    What's your favourite beer?

    What's your favourite Transformer?

    If you had to do n0rty things to any politician, who would it be?

    Guinness

    Soundwave

    You never said an Irish one, so I'm gonna go with Maria Carfagna (minister of equality in Italy) :D
    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Got pics of this ginger beard?
    Where is your favorite place, at home and away?
    Gimme 5 tips things that really get your blood boiling?
    What is on your subbed list?
    What is the meaniest trick, you've played and got away with?
    Ideal last meal?
    Lyons or Barrys?
    We would be surprised to know that you...........?
    Cats or dogs?
    Secret shame?
    Describe the last time you felt ridiculiously happy?
    What is GAS and why havent I been invited? ~sulk~

    Yes

    At home... my bed. Away... hmm... I like Starnberger See (Lake Starnberg in English) near Munich, Germany. Really nice area and a huge lake that you can take a boat out on.

    In no particular order... 1. people with umbrellas with the pokey things sticking out. 2. missing my morning coffee 3. Hitting my head off something (which inevitably happens daily!) 4. Umbrellas 5. People breaking meeting arrangements

    Facial Hair & Hats, GAS, Instruments, Microcube, Moderators, Soul & Rn'B & Funk, Stand-Up Comedy and.... The Nocturnal Forum

    I'm really bad at playing tricks, I usually just burst out laughing as soon as the person walks in or something. :o

    Homemade Lasagne. :)

    I don't drink much tea, but prefer Lyons if I do.

    Like Jazz? :confused:

    I like both. :)

    I'm not sure... :confused:

    When I got my last guitar... it's something I've wanted for many years.

    It's a sekrit forum... for sekrit things. :D



    Jeez, that was long!!!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Would you stay clean shaving for any job, and if so what job?

    Which Evil Super-Villain do you thing you have most in common with?

    CSI or NCIS ?

    Nope. I shave it when I feel like it. :p

    Wolverine... probably the hairiness. :o

    Definitely CSI.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    how many instruments to you have? (musical instruments....dont get another ideas *looks around for randy...all safe*) and can you list them?

    Whats your favourite song to play?

    How do you take your steak? burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?

    Favourite movie?

    Beavis or butthead?

    First gig you were ever at?

    Best gig you were ever at?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Do you consider yourself more attractive with or without the beard?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    how many instruments to you have? (musical instruments....dont get another ideas *looks around for randy...all safe*) and can you list them?

    Whats your favourite song to play?

    How do you take your steak? burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?

    Favourite movie?

    Beavis or butthead?

    First gig you were ever at?

    Best gig you were ever at?

    5 basses, 1 electric guitar & an old broken acoustic. For those interested they are... '07 Aria Pro II SB-1000CB (Cliff Burton signature - Metallica), late 80's Aria Pro II SB Elite II, '84 Aria Pro II SB Black N' Gold I, custom green Jazz Bass, fretless Precision Bass that I put together myself, '87 Gibson Les Paul Junior DC and the acoustic is a Valenciana spanish guitar. :pac:

    Favourite song to play is Inner City Blues by Marvin Gaye.

    medium

    Falling Down

    Beavis

    I can't remember actually, I've been to so many. Even before I went to any "big" gigs I used to go to lots of local gigs. I think one of the first would have been Metallica on the St. Anger tour. They played with the Darkness (before they were big :p)

    Best gig was The Presidents of The United States of America in the Temple Bar Music Center in 2005. It was one of the highest energy gigs I've been to.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Favourite Adam Sandler movie?

    Would you play American Football?

    What ad do you hate the most?

    Tea/Coffee or soft drink?

    Candy Floss or Flogs?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Dord wrote: »
    I can't remember actually, I've been to so many. Even before I went to any "big" gigs I used to go to lots of local gigs. I think one of the first would have been Metallica on the St. Anger tour. They played with the Darkness (before they were big :p).

    that was a brilliant gig which brings me on to my next question:

    did you bottle linkin park at that gig like the rest of the pit?!

    what do you think is metallicas best song?

    edit: sp are you watching waterboy on e4 and getting your questions from that?

    dord: do you like the water boy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    star-pants wrote: »
    Favourite Adam Sandler movie?

    Would you play American Football?

    What ad do you hate the most?

    Tea/Coffee or soft drink?

    Candy Floss or Flogs?

    *facepalm*

    errm.. I think it's Happy Gilmore. First time I saw it I was in 5th class in school. I thought it was the greatest thing ever. :cool:

    The Sky ad with the oul fella.

    Coffee

    Flogs, even the name sounds great. Flogs.... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    that was a brilliant gig which brings me on to my next question:

    did you bottle linkin park at that gig like the rest of the pit?!

    what do you think is metallicas best song?

    edit: sp are you watching waterboy on e4 and getting your questions from that?

    dord: do you like the water boy?

    Nah, I went out to get a beer.

    Orion :cool:

    She is. :pac:

    Yah, it's a good movie. Just watching it now too. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Latchy wrote: »
    Billy Maddison

    No

    life insurance ones spring to mind

    Tea

    Flogs ?????? gimme candy

    GTFO! :mad: :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dord wrote: »
    GTFO! :mad: :rolleyes:
    What's with the gtfo ? does one have to be a member or a Mod and supply 5 more questions ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    No, but this is a thread for me to answer questions... not you. You can ask then if you want.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Cool ,sorry for any misunderstanding ....should have read the rules / script better .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    What annoys you about society Dord?

    What's the worst thing you've witnessed on a night out?

    What are in your view the best and worst things about Boards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Why did you ignore my question?

    Are we playing ignoresies?

    Do you like making me sad?


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Are you the lindenberg baby?

    are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Pen Island foundation?


    Is micheal Jackson the last plastic hero?


    where are my house keys?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    What annoys you about society Dord?

    What's the worst thing you've witnessed on a night out?

    What are in your view the best and worst things about Boards?

    People with closed minds.

    Some awful things, but I don't think I can mention them here.
    Maybe this will explain...

    MBuILtsOv2dG6Ks.jpg

    :eek::eek::eek:

    The best things are the meetups... worst things are the boring trolls in AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    If you had a choice, tLL or F&P to mod, which one and why? :P

    Do you believe in ghosts?

    Vampire or Warewolf?

    Guinness or Cider?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    A fluffy kitten or a lovely puppy - which is more adorable?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Do you consider yourself more attractive with or without the beard?
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Why did you ignore my question?

    Are we playing ignoresies?

    Do you like making me sad?

    I dunno, its much of a muchness.

    I missed it.

    No.

    Yes. :D
    Are you the lindenberg baby?

    are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Pen Island foundation?

    Is micheal Jackson the last plastic hero?

    where are my house keys?

    I don't think so.

    Nah, not a fan of Pen Island. :p

    I doubt it. I'd say there will be many more to come.

    In your pocket?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    star-pants wrote: »
    If you had a choice, tLL or F&P to mod, which one and why? :P

    Do you believe in ghosts?

    Vampire or Warewolf?

    Guinness or Cider?

    FAP... just because of the name. :pac:
    Plus I wouldn't really want to have to put up with the carp in tLL.

    I'm not sure.... I'd say I'm probably in between. Haven't seen anything that totally convinced me.

    Warewolf :cool:

    Guinness, not a fan of cider...
    A fluffy kitten or a lovely puppy - which is more adorable?

    The fluffy kitten is definitely more adorable. :o:)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Latchy wrote: »
    What's with the gtfo ? does one have to be a member or a Mod and supply 5 more questions ?
    Lol, 'tis a bit like the "In the Well" thing in Poker, Latchy! :D

    Feel free to volunteer in this thread. Be warned though, some of this lot would ask you how long your what you had for breakfast! :pac:

    Welcome to Noc, by the way, not sure I've seen you around here much before. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Dord wrote: »
    FAP... just because of the name. :pac:
    Plus I wouldn't really want to have to put up with the carp in tLL.

    I'm not sure.... I'd say I'm probably in between. Haven't seen anything that totally convinced me.

    Warewolf :cool:

    Guinness, not a fan of cider...



    The fluffy kitten is definitely more adorable. :o:)

    One of those, eh? Interesting.

    What are your plans for the next couple of years? Work, college, hide from teh recession in a room full of cushions and bean bags?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    One of those, eh? Interesting.

    What are your plans for the next couple of years? Work, college, hide from teh recession in a room full of cushions and bean bags?

    What do you mean "one of those"? :p

    Not sure exactly, I've got some ideas but they're just ideas at the moment. Staying in work for the moment. I'm planning on doing a few evening courses soon though, gonna start a Spanish language course in September. It'll help with my job. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Lol, 'tis a bit like the "In the Well" thing in Poker, Latchy! :D

    Feel free to volunteer in this thread. Be warned though, some of this lot would ask you how long your what you had for breakfast! :pac:
    Reminds me a all a bit like Algerbra ,well not quite ...much more intresting :D
    Welcome to Noc, by the way, not sure I've seen you around here much before. :)
    No, not around here much but I couldn't fail to notice your sig :pac: and thanks for the welcome btw .:)

    * makes note not to nose dive into thread again *


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