Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

barney shamrock · 26-02-2021 2:02pm

sligojoek wrote: »

.. homeless man approached by Lyndsay Clarke. Joe's boner for her has not subsided.

Neither has mine tbh.

26-02-2021 2:03pm

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day...
Have you had any dealings with de Shaw Academy, listeners signed up for free courses but ended up having to pay, whoy?
Go Vegan Wurdled billboards, have you seen them, a caller will be going on a detour via northridden Magadan to bring their children to school rather than passing it.
Cork solicitors again for the 3rd day

I think I might skip it today.

I don't know what Joes agenda is with the Montenotte Two but it's really getting old.

Vegan Billboards.

And you don't go to prison for 20 years for not paying your TV License. Generally, you have to have done something serious. Joe having the craic with your man was just sickening.

Joe: And if you dont mind me asking, what did you do John?
John: I killed 5 children in Reno Joe, just to watch them die
Joe: Oh well done! Well done! But that doesn't compare with the face of EVIL that is those two smug pricks from Cork.

PieOhMy · 26-02-2021 2:04pm

bmorrissey wrote: »

I dont think they are anywhere outside dublin...i could be wrong however

Havnt seen any in galway city but there arent many here generally. Seems like a niche topic for a niche area in dublin aka a pet topic for joe. I hope he give a detailed description of where the billboard is in relation to other streets in Dublin. Without that valuable input as someone now based outside Dublin i just cant grasp what's going on, it's really makes the story matter to me.

26-02-2021 2:04pm

The answer to Twink's problem was on sale in Aldi today; deep canvasses that don't need frames. Bought some.

Losty Dublin · 26-02-2021 2:06pm

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The answer to Twink's problem was on sale in Aldi today; deep canvasses that don't need frames. Bought some.

She'll send Rose Violet down to get some chop chop.

SEPT 23 1989 · 26-02-2021 2:07pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The answer to Twink's problem was on sale in Aldi today; deep canvasses that don't need frames. Bought some.

Did the gallery owner not offer to "sort her out"?

Losty Dublin · 26-02-2021 2:08pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Served 20 years in Arbour Hill?

Was he a priest?

He sure was.

Before every meal he used to do Grace. That's why he was in Arbour Hill for 20 years.

ShamNNspace · 26-02-2021 2:09pm

Very quiet in the msm about the US planes filled with troops not bothering their holes with local quarantine procedures and Irish officials turning a blind eye

26-02-2021 2:11pm

Jaysus 3 brothers dead in murder-suicide at Mitchelstown. North Cork getting to be a dangerous place for in-house disputes.

26-02-2021 2:12pm

Dempo1 · 26-02-2021 2:13pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The answer to Twink's problem was on sale in Aldi today; deep canvasses that don't need frames. Bought some.

Great offer on bird seed too

But please, No mention of Twink, I just couldn't bare it

sligojoek · 26-02-2021 2:17pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The answer to Twink's problem was on sale in Aldi today; deep canvasses that don't need frames. Bought some.

My OH uses them all the time. Not Aldi but more or less the same thing.

26-02-2021 2:19pm

Dempo1 wrote: »

Great offer on bird seed too

But please, No mention of Twink, I just couldn't bare it

26-02-2021 2:21pm

sligojoek wrote: »

My OH uses them all the time. Not Aldi but more or less the same thing.

It's the modern thing, tasteful, and saves on the cost of frames. Easier to store too.

26-02-2021 2:22pm

The irony is not lost on me that the picture of Twink is up close and in full HD while the picture of Lyndsay is from a distance and pixelated. I'm sure many of us wish it was the other way around.

26-02-2021 2:25pm

sligojoek wrote: »

My OH uses them all the time. Not Aldi but more or less the same thing.

Would love to see her paintings here, btw

If Joe can show his wares, so can we!

26-02-2021 2:27pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The irony is not lost on me that the picture of Twink is up close and in full HD while the picture of Lyndsay is from a distance and pixelated. I'm sure many of us wish it was the other way around.

Viagra available without prescription now, caller.

TheHomeService · 26-02-2021 2:27pm

KevRossi wrote: »

Let's name some white collar criminals who were featured on Liveline; take two in Pat Hickey and Ivor Callely. Then look at the biased treatment Joe gave them.

He has a bee in his bonnet about the legal profession. Maybe a year ago he led off on something about judges by describing them in 'their greasy nightcaps and nightshirts'. So what's his issue?

Maybe it stems back from the day when he broke his leg . He settled out of court rather than having the settlement known. Possible that the insurance company gambled on this and lowballed him. Or it's something petty like he's had his planning refused.

Don’t forget Dr Sam, the medic who evaded tax by fraud. Joe loved him.

Dempo1 · 26-02-2021 2:32pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

LOL, too funny

26-02-2021 2:44pm

Dobson & pppukar names on de news and dat. My name is totally exclusive. Not a strange or unusual sounding name at all, but I am the only person in the entire world with my first name+surname combination, and very oddly my first name is only slightly commonplace in France.

Sir Oxman · 26-02-2021 2:45pm

Well, today he should have trouble deciding what to cover
Triple murder/suicide
16year sentence for the actual definition of evil (man raping 6 month old baby)
Free houses for people arriving in country

gmisk · 26-02-2021 2:45pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Jesus that is a bit close...I thought it was that doll on the bicycle from the Saw films initially.

Reminds me of the classic quote from Tootsie

-I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back?

Cameraman : How do you feel about Cleveland

McDermotX · 26-02-2021 2:47pm

Ah.....something new

Dan Jaman · 26-02-2021 2:47pm

Cork solicitors / fraudsters.
<yawn>
Yep, he definitely has a drum to bang over this.

Sir Oxman · 26-02-2021 2:47pm

Jesus, the self agenda continues

26-02-2021 2:47pm

Yaaaaaaawn, I'll use this to set myself off to sleep tonight.

Jordan 199 · 26-02-2021 2:48pm

gmisk wrote: »

Jesus that is a bit close...I thought it was that doll on the bicycle from the Saw films initially.

Reminds me of the classic quote from Tootsie

-I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back?

Cameraman : How do you feel about Cleveland

Great filum.

gmisk · 26-02-2021 2:48pm

The evil ex solicitors....again?!?

sligojoek · 26-02-2021 2:48pm

I'm taking a shot of whiskey every time he says "Lucky".

djemba djemba · 26-02-2021 2:48pm

Why has this story got Joe so vexed

Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

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