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  • #62
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?

    Thats cuz you were drunk!


  • #63
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
    Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!


    Well, good night. ...


  • #64
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,197 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    Yes.

    May I see it?

    No.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #65
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    (oh for f*ck's sake - My mother was right. I do always get everything wrong)

    Whoa, whoa, you hit your mother with that mouth?


  • #66
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    'Hey pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?'

    'I nicked it, in that split second you let your guard down... and I'd do it again. *sip* Goodbye.'


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  • #67
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    SeaFields wrote: »
    Thats cuz you were drunk!

    And how!


  • #68
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Aurora Borealis?!

    Aurora Boeralis?!

    At this time of year

    At this time of the day

    In this part of the country..

    Localised entirely within your kitchen?!



    edit, arse, beaten to it :pac:


  • #69
    Caco
    Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Hi Lisa, hi Supernintendo Chalmers!


  • #70
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Dolorous wrote: »
    'Hey pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?'

    'I nicked it, in that split second you let your guard down... and I'd do it again. *sip* Goodbye.'

    Absolutely brilliant episode!

    Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

    Homer: Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"


  • #71
    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    SEX CAULDRON?

    I thought they closed that place down!


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  • #72
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oooh, look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man! from Happyland! in his gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaane!


  • #73
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Seymour!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!


  • #74
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,197 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #75
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    krudler wrote: »
    Oooh, look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man! from Happyland! in his gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaane!

    Oh by the way I was being sarcastic.


  • #76
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Ve Germans are not all smiles unt sunshine....


  • #77
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Seymour!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!

    No mother, its just the Northern Lights


  • #78
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Football in the groin

    FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!


  • #79
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I can't stop, I have serious mental problems.


  • #80
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    I don’t like being outdoors, for one thing, there’s too many fat children.


  • #81
    Hogzy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    "To Start Press any key, Wheres the any key?"


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  • #82
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Get your paws off me you...dirty ape!

    *gasp* he can talk!
    he can talk!
    he can talk!
    he can talk!
    he can talk!

    I CAN SSIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!


  • #83
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "Out of my way! I'm a motorist!"

    "Thats some nice reckless driving Mr. B!"


  • #84
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users Posts: 7,936 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    homer is that a halloween costume you're wearing??

    standing in a devil suit....

    no.


  • #85
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.


  • #86
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.


  • #87
    Hogzy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    Do it Lisa, You'll be Greater than Boys
    Even though your only 8, your posibilities are infinite...
    27!!!!!


  • #88
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Hogzy wrote: »
    "To Start Press any key, Wheres the any key?"
    Hey, Marge. I just tripled my productivity.


  • #89
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,197 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    "Embiggens"? I never heard that word before I came to Springfield.


    I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #90
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Stealing!How could you?!
    Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname?
    We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?!
    Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects.
    *vvvvroooom! honk! honk! heheheheheh!
    Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.


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  • #91
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    It's a cow's heart!

    They're trying to make a monkey outta you!


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