What's the etiquette here??

Trouser Snake wrote: »

Cod liver oil E, nothing bates it. The old man was a staunch beetroot man for the same reasons, never saw the evidence so couldn't comment.
Mind you the ma would be up early the morning after serving such boiled beetroot, who says they don't know us best wha?

After that, no good advice, nowt worse than a dehydrated ****e.

Would but I had it, T. I’m actually a big “fan” of cod liver oil, Nana Spiceland would force a table soon of the stuff down you whenever we were over at her place. Hated it at the time but it grew on me.

If I ever have the capsules I make sure to pop two in and bite down on them straight away. You know it’s working when you get a whiff after a “slick” release on the pot.

Andrew’s Liver Salts would be another “go to”, settles the tum tum and gets things moving if you throw in a few extra scoops.

sligojoek wrote: »

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Would but I had it, T. I’m actually a big “fan” of cod liver oil, Nana Spiceland would force a table soon of the stuff down you whenever we were over at her place. Hated it at the time but it grew on me.

If I ever have the capsules I make sure to pop two in and bite down on them straight away. You know it’s working when you get a whiff after a “slick” release on the pot.

Andrew’s Liver Salts would be another “go to”, settles the tum tum and gets things moving if you throw in a few extra scoops.

This. As they say.

Had a German mate over 10 years ago. He'd never heard of Andrews before then. I send him over a can every few months.


Great stuff to "clear the system" . His words. Not mine.

There was the story of two lads in my hometown. Skipped school and snuck back into one of their houses when the old pair went to work.

Anyway, before the age of internet and PlayStation 4 they got bored and were foostering around and found a can of andrews. One of the pair had seen someone drinkin this fizzy concoction so gave it a go. They thought it was great and between the pair of them polished off the can. By the time it came for them to sneak back out of the house and make their way back to the school gate they were pisśing brown water out of their arse like a goose with the trots

The parents found them in great distress, huddled in the bath if the rumours are to be believed with the cold tap running to sluice away the remnants of their insides. Mammy decided to tell all who would listen to punish them rightly.

One of them is now a county councillor in Sligo.

Slideways wrote: »

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One of them is now a county councillor in Sligo.

Give us a clue

Been taking cod liver oil capsules for the aul creaky knees. Have to say they're working wonders for the engine room. Just shunted out a large thick log. Nice smooth action. No struggling. Like a shipwreck in the pan, with its bow protruding proudly above the waves.

Slideways wrote: »

There was the story of two lads in my hometown. Skipped school and snuck back into one of their houses when the old pair went to work.

Anyway, before the age of internet and PlayStation 4 they got bored and were foostering around and found a can of andrews. One of the pair had seen someone drinkin this fizzy concoction so gave it a go. They thought it was great and between the pair of them polished off the can. By the time it came for them to sneak back out of the house and make their way back to the school gate they were pisśing brown water out of their arse like a goose with the trots

The parents found them in great distress, huddled in the bath if the rumours are to be believed with the cold tap running to sluice away the remnants of their insides. Mammy decided to tell all who would listen to punish them rightly.

One of them is now a county councillor in Sligo.

It wasn't Shítey Arse McKeown was it?

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

I just busted out a gallon of pure velvet there. Phenomenal stuff, really. I’m not happy with all the wipeage though: it’s a very large blast zone. A lot of collateral damage.

I'd get that checked out. There should be no gas leakage, nor condensation forming as it's not an internal combustion chamber typically. Now, granted, some are like an overfull boiling kettle, others like a pot of pasta you forgot to watch and man does it make a hames of the cookertop (you'll know what I'm talking about as if you ever got caught short while cooking, it's far easier to clean **** from the cooker top than burnt in pasta. Unlikely, but said I'd put it out there as I'm an inclusive chap).
You sort of need to gauge what sort of projectiles you're expecting to fire and then apply appropriate pressure. But I wouldn't be expecting leakage if you build the pressure correctly before you pull the sphincter pin.
Fire in the hole!!

Lewis_Benson wrote: »

I heard Fr Paudgie Downey (also known as Fister) from Ballyhaunis paid a visit too.... Poor nev.

Fister Downey's big into the re-enactment and roleplaying.
Probably a Bond(age) themed weekend: -
Nevin say Never Again
Or
Never stay Nevin Again.

Poor Nev, hard station on d'aul parsnip.

Textbook evacuation.
Everything went smoothly.

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

"Claying their cars" ?

What's that ? Taking a sh1te in the back seat ??

Was about to ‘clay’ my hoop after a ‘cloudburst’ evacuation Parsnipp

Good clean out and a ‘dry hand’ buff to bring up the ‘snas’

Shift the ‘bet in ‘chandlers and clackers too.

You should try it, dude.

fuerte1976 wrote: »

Oh here we go.. The newish animals have attracted the mods attention..
Ffs, hope they won't cling to this like flies do to sh1te.

And I came here for a moment of reflection whilst on the potty..

Let’s hope not.....not welcome.

Yyhhuuu wrote: »

Does anybody every require a digital evacuation?

I never bough toilet paper. I help myself to a freesupply when in public toilets. I learned this trick from my beloved mother who was great at saving money even though she was loaded.lord rest her soul.

My own mother took issue with "Mansize" tissues back in the 80s. Thought they were a gimmick. The ould lad had a head cold shortly after and "evacuated" a good wad of snot into the new "feminine" brand she bought instead. "There's more snot in the palm of me hand than there is in the tissue. Don't ever buy them fcukin things again".

Yyhhuuu wrote: »

Does anybody every require a digital evacuation?

I reckon we've all dug in with a finger to remove some debris once or twice.