Autumn

Hammer89 · 15-10-2020 7:46pm #1

What a season.

I love everything about it: the crunching of the leaves as you brave the elements to go for a ramble on these crisp evenings, your own air hovering above you with every exhale, disappearing into the night sky. Exhaling up against the dimmed light of the moon is particularly beautiful on these cold nights, nights where you can't wait to get home, but nights that you also want to last as long as possible. Mother Nature makes you mindful, makes you present. She makes you appreciate being alive.

Yep, I love everything about autumn, but I especially love that the makers of yoga pants made them warm, meaning us lads, us men, us alphas, us bros, get to look at perfectly-shaped arses all year-round.

Thank you Mother Nature.

Thank you Adidas.

Hammer89 · 15-10-2020 9:45pm

Tough crowd.

[Deleted User] · 15-10-2020 9:50pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Yep, I love everything about autumn, but I especially love that the makers of yoga pants made them warm, meaning us lads, us men, us alphas, us bros, get to look at perfectly-shaped arses all year-round.

Unfortunately, there’s a fair number around that could most kindly be described as “work in progress”.

Potential-Monke · 15-10-2020 10:02pm

I don't like going outside...

/searches Google images for "Autumn yoga pants behind"

...

I can see why you like it

Man with broke phone · 15-10-2020 10:08pm

Getting up in the dark, be coming home in the dark soon, 2 weeks holidays left to take thanks to all that lockdown messing.

Wondering why I just dont take all the days in winter in future.

[Deleted User] · 15-10-2020 10:14pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

What a season.

I love everything about it: the crunching of the leaves as you brave the elements to go for a ramble on these crisp evenings, your own air hovering above you with every exhale, disappearing into the night sky. Exhaling up against the dimmed light of the moon is particularly beautiful on these cold nights, nights where you can't wait to get home, but nights that you also want to last as long as possible. Mother Nature makes you mindful, makes you present. She makes you appreciate being alive.

Yep, I love everything about autumn, but I especially love that the makers of yoga pants made them warm, meaning us lads, us men, us alphas, us bros, get to look at perfectly-shaped arses all year-round.

Thank you Mother Nature.

Thank you Adidas.

Eloquence meet the cliff.

zanador · 15-10-2020 10:17pm

I love the changing of the seasons and then just as I'm sick to death of that season the new one comes. Least favourite month is August, there's a kind of heavy rottenness to everything by the end of it.

Most favourite is possibly may because it can be roasting but still springlike or October because it's crispy and still get sun but it's cold but not too grey.
Hard to beat the first smell of spring also..

uch · 15-10-2020 10:37pm

Ah see what you mean81393414.jpg

Hammer89 · 15-10-2020 10:42pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Eloquence meet the cliff.

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Kylta · 15-10-2020 11:38pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Welcome to the pervo club. Them arses are going at it all summer!

KungPao · 16-10-2020 12:36am

I like arses.

I do not like heading into another long ****e winter.

But nice arses are always welcome.

gogo · 16-10-2020 12:39am

Hammer89 wrote: »

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Thanks for explaining it, the best jokes always need an explanation........

zanador · 16-10-2020 12:52am

Aw, but I love autumn arses or no arses. Well, I do know a few arses, mostly on the internet

PoisonIvyBelle · 16-10-2020 1:53am

I love Autumn. I know most people complain about the dark evenings but I much prefer when it - gives the evening a lovely cosy feel to it and you can really switch into "relax" mode. Can't say I be checking out many lads in yoga pants though....

PTH2009 · 16-10-2020 1:56am

The early dark nights is where its at

zanador · 16-10-2020 7:41am

PoisonIvyBelle wrote: »

I love Autumn. I know most people complain about the dark evenings but I much prefer when it - gives the evening a lovely cosy feel to it and you can really switch into "relax" mode. Can't say I be checking out many lads in yoga pants though....

Tracksuits on the other hand..

Hammer89 · 16-10-2020 2:54pm

gogo wrote: »

Thanks for explaining it, the best jokes always need an explanation........

Well it's important to state Gogo. I don't want the good folks at Boards.ie to think I'm a lunatic who goes from poetic to crass without noticing. I want them, you, to know that I go from poetic to crass on purpose for the sake of trying to be funny.

Greyfox · 16-10-2020 3:36pm

Autumn is just a crappy mini winter but then again we have crappy weather all year anyway

EmmetSpiceland · 16-10-2020 4:04pm

The slippery leaves are an, unwelcome, “pitfall” but, aside from that, it’s a pretty cool part of the year.

AdrianBalboa · 16-10-2020 4:08pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Eloquence meet the cliff.

You should PM him for lessons on writing.

AllForIt · 16-10-2020 4:47pm

This autumn is unusual in that you can actually experience it for lack of wind and rain.

And by the way, has anyone noticed the worse the virus gets the better the weather gets! I don't recall an October in my life like this for sunshine except abroad.

iamstop · 16-10-2020 5:39pm

Greyfox wrote: »

Autumn is just a crappy mini winter but then again we have crappy weather all year anyway

Ha, come to Winnipeg from October to March and you'll change your tune pretty darn quick. You don't know anything about extended periods of sh1te weather!

SEPT 23 1989 · 16-10-2020 5:41pm

It's nice until the clocks go back

Hammer89 · 16-10-2020 5:48pm

Another thing I love about autumn is the squirrels, how they bounce from one place to the next, foraging food for their family. They don't know what the future holds in the short term; they just know winter is coming and their family need to eat.

I knelt down near one in my driveway this morning and realised we aren't that different, man and squirrel.

As he tentatively moved closer to me, I noticed that his beady eyes had hope in them. He knew he could trust me, that I would never hurt him. I shuffled the remnants of a popcorn bag on to my hand, the scent of the corn and the kernels drawing him closer again. When he got within arms reached, I grabbed him and threw him at least 50 feet away and shouted NEVER come back here.

Thank you Manhattan.

Badly Drunk Boy · 16-10-2020 5:57pm

zanador wrote: »

I love the changing of the seasons and then just as I'm sick to death of that season the new one comes. Least favourite month is August, there's a kind of heavy rottenness to everything by the end of it.

Most favourite is possibly may because it can be roasting but still springlike or October because it's crispy and still get sun but it's cold but not too grey.
Hard to beat the first smell of spring also..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXjDYR4Kvo

ShatterAlan · 17-10-2020 11:54pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

That was the joke.

I don't give a toss about crunching leaves or autumn walks, but I thought it'd be funny if I pretended to be at one with nature and then got to the point, which is how great some arses look in lyrca.

Aussie, South American, and African girls look delectable in lycra at this time of year (actually year round) and they're heading into Summer.

Kylta · 18-10-2020 12:03am

Hammer89 wrote: »

Another thing I love about autumn is the squirrels, how they bounce from one place to the next, foraging food for their family. They don't know what the future holds in the short term; they just know winter is coming and their family need to eat.

I knelt down near one in my driveway this morning and realised we aren't that different, man and squirrel.

As he tentatively moved closer to me, I noticed that his beady eyes had hope in them. He knew he could trust me, that I would never hurt him. I shuffled the remnants of a popcorn bag on to my hand, the scent of the corn and the kernels drawing him closer again. When he got within arms reached, I grabbed him and threw him at least 50 feet away and shouted NEVER come back here.

Thank you Manhattan.

Your story telling is improving, am looking forward to the next one. I think for the ending if when you reached for him, you could have walloped him with hammer, and yell hammer 89 just became hammer 90.

Capt'n Midnight · 18-10-2020 12:49am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnDijVnaU_A

If this is not instant recognisable and you have any interest in SciFi then stop what you are doing right now and check out Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds

Forever Autumn

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here
I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear
My life will be forever autumn
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Xtrail14 · 18-10-2020 12:51am

More time for patie particularly the dawn shot.

Mam of 4 · 18-10-2020 12:53am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnDijVnaU_A

If this is not instant recognisable and you have any interest in SciFi then stop what you are doing right now and check out Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds

Forever Autumn

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here
I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear
My life will be forever autumn
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here
Cos you're not here

Class Album .

Hammer89 · 18-10-2020 1:45am

ShatterAlan wrote: »

Aussie, South American, and African girls look delectable in lycra at this time of year (actually year round) and they're heading into Summer.

All arses matter is what you're trying to say. And I agree.

Autumn

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