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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #9122
    Chicken George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Chicken George


    "aulaboys"
    First time I've been stumped trying to decipher these posts...
    Elbows sounds like it could fit there but thats shocking!


  • #9123
    poster2525
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭poster2525


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    aulaboys??

    but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint.


    All of my boys have gone rough?


  • #9124
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,122 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    poster2525 wrote: »
    but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint.


    All of my boys have gone rough?

    that doesn't make any sense either. I think it shall remain as a mystery for the ages.


  • #9125
    SirGerryAdams
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 499 ✭✭SirGerryAdams


    Maybe their aulboy as in father?


  • #9126
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    SirGerryAdams wrote: »
    Maybe their aulboy as in father?

    No - their aulaboys gone ruff.

    It's their dog! :pac:


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  • #9127
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    js35 wrote: »
    Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
    Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

    So the poster is trying to protect the wood on their presses and kick boards from the "aulaboys" who have gone rough.....No, still have no idea.

    On another note why the hell do they have paper on their presses?


  • #9128
    SirGerryAdams
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 499 ✭✭SirGerryAdams


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    So the poster is trying to protect the wood on their presses and kick boards from the "aulaboys" who have gone rough.....No, still have no idea.

    On another note why the hell do they have paper on their presses?

    Could be the type of manufactured wooden types that would peel off the outside if you stuck something to it.


  • #9129
    mikeymouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    aulaboys = veneer ,obviously.


  • #9130
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "Last night spent 10 hours naas hospital a&e waiting they wer saying I might have pluresy took bloods and never came back I ask a few times and was told I don't know sorry , nass disgraceful not a cuppa in sight I walks out without my results , it was like a bar room all drunk"

    I don't know, if you're well enough to be complaining about not getting a cuppa I'm not convinced you need A&E rather than a local GP.


  • #9131
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,122 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "Last night spent 10 hours naas hospital a&e waiting they wer saying I might have pluresy took bloods and never came back I ask a few times and was told I don't know sorry , nass disgraceful not a cuppa in sight I walks out without my results , it was like a bar room all drunk"

    I don't know, if you're well enough to be complaining about not getting a cuppa I'm not convinced you need A&E rather than a local GP.

    if she is well enough to complain about a cuppa it most likely wasn't pleurisy. that makes breathing painful.


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  • #9132
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,349 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Genius

    https://twitter.com/BeachyHeadCrew/status/1138202845621182470?s=19


  • #9133
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,122 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    that is simultaneously very mean and very funny.


  • #9134
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,736 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    that is simultaneously very mean and very funny.

    Schrödingers Status


  • #9135
    krustydoyle
    Registered Users Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭krustydoyle


    There's someone raffling off a Pug pup on my homepage.. 20 quid a ticket and winner is determined by the bonus ball in the lotto..


  • #9136
    job seeker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Posted on a local Buy & Sell page
    Whats going on to day this lady was selling a lawnmower and i comment on her page and private text h


    Shouldn't have to do this but i text a lady today about a lawnmower because she was selling it so i comment on it and private text her so she told me she was selling it for her neighbour and she get back to me that was grand and when i check see did she get back but when i did she block me why i dont get it

    Eh what?


  • #9137
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    krustydoyle wrote: »
    There's someone raffling off a Pug pup on my homepage.. 20 quid a ticket and winner is determined by the bonus ball in the lotto..

    Seriously? Some f*cking people.


  • #9138
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Dem young offenders are ignorant counts ___ and me went up ta um for a pic and they goes stand back I said fuk yourself only in Ireland not dat famous at all didn't go down well I wouldn't beg no one for a pitchuer dare only 2 young fellas rant ovr hAHaha #Fuktheofenders hahah


  • #9139
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Approx how old would you say the poster is, Susie? Just curious.


  • #9140
    CrankyHaus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Dem young offenders are ignorant counts ___ and me went up ta um for a pic and they goes stand back I said fuk yourself only in Ireland not dat famous at all didn't go down well I wouldn't beg no one for a pitchuer dare only 2 young fellas rant ovr hAHaha #Fuktheofenders hahah


    That's the problem with Counts, their nobility goes to their head and they become so ignorant towards the little people.


  • #9141
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Approx how old would you say the poster is, Susie? Just curious.

    28 with two kids :(:( The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.


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  • #9142
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    28 with two kids :(:( The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

    I really thought you were going to reply something like 16 :eek:


  • #9143
    mikeymouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    28 with two kids :(:( The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.
    At 28 you'd think they would know not to use double negatives


  • #9144
    BandMember
    Registered Users Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭BandMember


    FYP.
    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Seriously? Some f*cking people morons.


  • #9145
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    I cannot make this one out at all.

    "I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"


  • #9146
    emeldc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I cannot make this one out at all.

    "I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

    I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)


  • #9147
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    emeldc wrote: »
    I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

    The thing is quite a few people "liked" it, so they seem to know what she's talking about!


  • #9148
    mikeymouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    emeldc wrote: »
    I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)
    Pink concert maybe? on next week.


  • #9149
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,355 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I cannot make this one out at all.

    "I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

    Either a gang bang or some sort religious event .


  • #9150
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Either a gang bang or some sort religious event .

    Either way someone will miraculously end up pregnant


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  • #9151
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,355 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Shemale wrote: »
    Either way someone will miraculously end up pregnant

    And that is how we get our " little angles".


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