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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "Wanna wish a big maseve happy frist burtday to my litle man an my litle princes loves de bons uv dem i do"

    Atrocious spelling aside, can anyone not just have a child/baby/son/daughter any more?
    Why does everyone child have to be a 'little man' or a 'little princess'?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Atrocious spelling aside, can anyone not just have a child/baby/son/daughter any more? Why does everyone child have to be a 'little man' or a 'little princess'?
    I've seen 2 "little leprechauns" today


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Atrocious spelling aside, can anyone not just have a child/baby/son/daughter any more? Why does everyone child have to be a 'little man' or a 'little princess'?
    I've seen 2 "little leprechauns" today

    That’ll be the drink.


  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ Kaysen Rapping Mucous


    inforfun wrote: »
    The black web.... That is the layer underneath the Dark Web?

    Except it's not actually black. It's just a really, really, really, dark blue web


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭Clair4


    Call a sped let's get it on subuln I'm not an edget I'm sort it **** out trust I've ben quit no body no **** sort yer gaffff trust


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  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Clair4 wrote:
    Call a sped let's get it on subuln I'm not an edget I'm sort it **** out trust I've ben quit no body no **** sort yer gaffff trust

    I think you may be are slightly further along the scale than that.


    Not you Clair .


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭Clair4


    An update in relation to last post .. this could go on all night ...

    Life is ****ed up go on me these people will get there calling card I'm not innocent watch


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,955 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    ^^^^
    Any chance of a translation? I've gotten pretty good at understanding stupid and illiterate courtesy of this thread but those posts have me stumped.


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭Clair4


    No idea ?? what it's about to be honest the person just started posting out of nowhere ..

    someone close to X commented :

    don't worry X nobody will ever walk all over you again we got your bac stay strong ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    This came up on my feed today, there are some pathetic nutters online
    Crazy Joe is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault, He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don't threaten people Joe!

    Not to mention the guy who posted this is in his 70s!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    Hazys wrote: »
    Not to mention the guy who posted this is in his 70s!

    And literate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    Hazys wrote: »
    This came up on my feed today, there are some pathetic nutters online



    Not to mention the guy who posted this is in his 70s!

    Joe better watch his bac.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Live n let live inal that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Local community page, shared from a personal page:

    "Be on d'lookout for wite van acting spicisly near schol you just dunno could be peterfile"

    Better toddle off there quick Peter!


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Maybe Peter is just selling spices.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    That person could do with hanging around a school for a bit too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Peter File sounds like he could be a cousin of James Bond.


  • Registered Users Posts: 983 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, invented the word BFF. To make sure your account is safe on Facebook, type BFF in a comment. If it appears green, your account is protected. If it does not appear in green, change your password immediately because it will be hacked.

    I don't even know where to start... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭X6.430macman


    Three posts on this page and it's the most entertainment I've got all week


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Worse than the BFF ****e!


    :D Nearly pissed myself when I seen this.. Who comes up with this bullsh!t? :pac:
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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    I'm sure his hangover is well cleared up by now anyway.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "My cousin is been bullied by (insert girl's name) on Facebook an is suasidle."


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,782 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Peter File sounds like he could be a cousin of James Bond.




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Squaredude


    Local community page, shared from a personal page:

    "Be on d'lookout for wite van acting spicisly near schol you just dunno could be peterfile"

    Better toddle off there quick Peter!
    I'm going to guess that their spellcheck/autocorrect gave up a long time ago


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,350 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "hi anyone now anyone got any spate tickets for irlsand got talent for me aunty sis ***** ** ******** on tonight and all tickets been sold without them told even if they just got 2 for her mam and dad thete eledery and really love sed there daughter tonight please can someone help them " .

    Anyone help , please ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,147 ✭✭✭✭Sadb


    "hi anyone now anyone got any spate tickets for irlsand got talent for me aunty sis ***** ** ******** on tonight and all tickets been sold without them told even if they just got 2 for her mam and dad thete eledery and really love sed there daughter tonight please can someone help them " .

    Anyone help , please ?

    Sorry, who wants to go??!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    "hi anyone now anyone got any spate tickets for irlsand got talent for me aunty sis ***** ** ******** on tonight and all tickets been sold without them told even if they just got 2 for her mam and dad thete eledery and really love sed there daughter tonight please can someone help them " .

    Anyone help , please ?

    Adult literacy classes might help, though they’re possibly too late at this stage.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    Dec done nothin wrong #veryunfear


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    "hi anyone now anyone got any spate tickets for irlsand got talent for me aunty sis ***** ** ******** on tonight and all tickets been sold without them told even if they just got 2 for her mam and dad thete eledery and really love sed there daughter tonight please can someone help them " .

    Anyone help , please ?

    Was also going to post that, seems we have someone in common!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,350 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    dreamers75 wrote: »
    Was also going to post that, seems we have someone in common!!!

    It's truly magnificent.


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