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Let's suppose that you're writing a really important email to a colleague!

  • 11-02-2019 1:28pm
    #1
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭


    If you write *anything* on your computer, you need t-

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  • #2
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Send it by pigeon.


  • #3
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    You need y as well.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    I communicate via the medium of alphabet fridge magnets.


  • #5
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,197 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Telepathy is the way to go OP


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Press the letters on the keyboard.


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  • #7
    Dakotabigone
    Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Press the letters on the keyboard.

    We appreciate that inane post.


  • #8
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Send a telegram


  • #9
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    use a permanent marker


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    Convey your message through the medium of interpretative dance.


  • #11
    fxotoole
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Faster than light packet routing FTW


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  • #12
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Start with the usual

    Dear Mr or Mrs (miss)

    I am writing to you or emailing you on such a matter.

    Say the issue or whatever is important....

    Are you friendly with them ask how they are and family etc.

    Yours sincerely

    punisher5112


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Dakotabigone wrote: »
    We appreciate that inane post.

    Your head is crowded.


  • #14
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    take a magazine and cut out each letter from large font and assembled on a white piece of paper and glue them down.

    Time consuming but it has a dramatic effect for such an important message.


  • #15
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    I don't get it


  • #16
    Mrs OBumble
    Registered Users Posts: 25,655 ✭✭✭✭Mrs OBumble


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I don't get it

    Adblocker!


  • #17
    PingTing comes for Fire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭PingTing comes for Fire


    OP, I get your youtube, insanely repetitious, annoying american ad reference.








    *Chrome & Adblock Plus


  • #18
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 32,943 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    you need Grammarly


  • #19
    Sugar Free
    Registered Users Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭Sugar Free


    NIMAN wrote: »
    you need Grammarly

    Ugh I knew his intro line sounded familiar!


  • #20
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Mrs OBumble wrote: »
    Adblocker!

    Ohhhh! it's an ad!
    Right so


  • #21
    Samuel T. Cogley
    Registered Users Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    It's fùcking annoying, almost as annoying as grammatical errors.


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  • #22
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    "The new Mercedes Benz A class. For starters you unlock it with your phone! It's awwwwsome!"

    I want to meet the cu nt responsible for that fcking ad and lock them in the boot of a Mercedes benz A class.


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,656 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf_JtNFyB18


    Pro tips on writing letters.


  • #24
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Sky King wrote: »
    "The new Mercedes Benz A class. For starters you unlock it with your phone! It's awwwwsome!"

    I want to meet the cu nt responsible for that fcking ad and lock them in the boot of a Mercedes benz A class.

    Make sure you take their phone away first :pac:


  • #25
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I don't get it

    He's not sending it to you!


  • #26
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Swear profusely and insanely at them - and then tell them your email account was hacked :pac:


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