Oi vey. Thread un-deleted. The original posts were of a very similar format and posted in the same manner as the mountains of spam posts which boards get each day, so it was summarily deleted by an admin and a ban handed out. No effort is made to contact people who post in this way, since 99% of the time it's a spammer.

As a general note, when starting a thread people should make sure that their post contains some kind of discussion; it goes a long way to proving that you're not a spammer/robot.