Trivial things that annoy you part 479

suicide_circus · 24-08-2015 04:58PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I hate that I get all narky and snappy in the week leading up to that time of the month.

I hate how it makes me feel and how cranky I get towards my other half.
But I can't help it; even though I wish I didn't carry on like that, it's just something I can't control.
I've never gotten nasty or anything, just irritated.

From the other side of the fence my TA would be the way in which this ****ty behaviour is reserved for me...no tantrums in work, no teary-eyed jibberjabber to her folks, no rage outbursts to her friends...she saves it up just for me

Menas · 24-08-2015 05:01PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

From the other side of the fence my TA would be the way in which this ****ty behaviour is reserved for me...no tantrums in work, no teary-eyed jibberjabber to her folks, no rage outbursts to her friends...she saves it up just for me

And if you dare ask her if she has PMT? Run for the hills.

suicide_circus · 24-08-2015 05:04PM

Menas wrote: »

And if you dare ask her if she has PMT? Run for the hills.

I just assume PMT at all times

fiachr_a · 24-08-2015 05:06PM

That annual web conference might be moving to Belfast next year due to the f-ups from the RDS broadband and overcharging by local hotels.

Son Of A Vidic · 24-08-2015 05:07PM

Mister Vain wrote: »

Only problem is it leads to that inevitable question, "Does my arse look fat in this?"

There are a number of ways to answer that, but all must stick to the same general theme.....

"No"

"No way."

"Dear God no."

"Feck no."

"Are you well in the head?"

"How is that possible?"

"Are you crazy?"

Remember, any deviation from the above will probably make your life not worth living.

Mr_Spaceman · 24-08-2015 05:09PM

TA that the remote control for my hi-fi doesn't work anymore. And too much of a hoo-haa and expense to try and get it fixed.

Medusa22 · 24-08-2015 05:09PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

There are a number of ways to answer that, but all must stick to the same general theme.....

"No"

"No way."

"Dear God no."

"Feck no."

"Are you well in the head?"

"How is that possible?"

"Are you crazy?"

Remember, any deviation from the above will probably make your life not worth living.

I've actually lost a lot of weight recently and my OH turned around and said to me ''my god, your arse has gotten so much smaller'', and I looked worried and said ''it isn't too small now, is it?'' ,I like girls with nice big bums so I didn't want to have a small one myself. There's no pleasing us :pac:

Son Of A Vidic · 24-08-2015 05:20PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

There's no pleasing us :pac:

And to parrot what you said earlier - never a truer word was spoken.

Robsweezie · 24-08-2015 05:25PM

Places leaving outdated posters and leaflets up way past their time. Used to annoy me in school when a cake sale sign for march would still be there in June. Nobody bothering to take it down.

Menas · 24-08-2015 05:26PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Places leaving outdated posters and leaflets up way past their time. Used to annoy me in school when a cake sale sign for march would still be there in June. Nobody bothering to take it down.

I feel compelled to respond to this in an effort to move the conversation away from 'womens stuff'....

frozenfrozen · 24-08-2015 05:30PM

TA when people don't take the posters down for womens stuff

VG31 · 24-08-2015 07:36PM

People who give their kids surnames as first names.

FelineOverLord · 24-08-2015 08:23PM

People knocking on my door to canvas. I don't know whether it was the fcukwitted water protestors or politicians but 3 car loads of them pulled up this evening with leaflets and were going en masse around the neighbourhood. I never answer the door to them.

Cortina_MK_IV · 24-08-2015 08:33PM

I've a sign on the wall... No canvassers, salespeople etc. Works a treat.

Colser · 24-08-2015 09:14PM

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

I've a sign on the wall... No canvassers, salespeople etc. Works a treat.

I could be wrong but I think FelineOverLords sign might be a bit more strongly worded:D

NOS3 · 24-08-2015 10:37PM

Rude customers. And rude people in general. :mad:

The Randy Riverbeast · 24-08-2015 10:57PM

VG31 wrote: »

People who give their kids surnames as first names.

Its worse when the name and surname are similar, eg Connor O'Connor

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 24-08-2015 11:21PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I have no sympathy for a fellow man who doesn't know how to defuse the Antichrist his lady as her time approaches :pac:. A wise man should know that providing copious supplies of chocolate, chocolate and then some more chocolate for their lady, has saved many a life.

Thanks for the tip

Robsweezie · 24-08-2015 11:43PM

NOS3 wrote:

Rude customers. And rude people in general.

You look at people like that and you just think "are you seeing yourself right now?" intentionally rude ones are the worst.

TA'd by teeth gore. Teeth pulled out, infected teeth, teeth surgery. All of it. I hate gore in general, Fake gore is grand, and grossish stuff like popping cysts is just fine, but teeth? Don't want to know.

fuzzypickle · 25-08-2015 02:06AM

People who stand in entrances talking.

BuilderPlumber · 25-08-2015 04:52AM

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Its worse when the name and surname are similar, eg Connor O'Connor

Yes, and you do hear them sometimes. Ryan Ryan and Brian O'Brien being other examples.

SureYWouldntYa · 25-08-2015 05:34AM

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Its worse when the name and surname are similar, eg Connor O'Connor

The only thing worse is when 2 people with the same name, a unisex name like Jamie or Francis get married. Then you have 2 Jamie Dalys who are married to each other, nothing worse than it. When a letter comes in the post, who is it for ? WHO

eisenberg1 · 25-08-2015 09:53AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I hate that I get all narky and snappy in the week leading up to that time of the month.

I hate how it makes me feel and how cranky I get towards my other half.
But I can't help it; even though I wish I didn't carry on like that, it's just something I can't control.
I've never gotten nasty or anything, just irritated.

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I have no sympathy for a fellow man who doesn't know how to defuse the Antichrist his lady as her time approaches :pac:. A wise man should know that providing copious supplies of chocolate, chocolate and then some more chocolate for their lady, has saved many a life.

Don't forget the needle and thread.......for when she needs to sew your balls back on.

dori_dormer · 25-08-2015 10:11AM

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

The only thing worse is when 2 people with the same name, a unisex name like Jamie or Francis get married. Then you have 2 Jamie Dalys who are married to each other, nothing worse than it. When a letter comes in the post, who is it for ? WHO

My parents are called Paula and Paul, very annoying! Also I have fmarried riends called Stacey and Tracey! Tongue twister names!

FelineOverLord · 25-08-2015 12:25PM

I keep grinding my teeth in my sleep and it's starting to really bug me. I'm like a tightly coiled spring of tension and stress. Oh, it turned out to be the Shinners out looking for votes for one of their candidates. There'll be no votes for SF in this family.:D

Son Of A Vidic · 25-08-2015 12:44PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Don't forget the needle and thread.......for when she needs to sew your balls back on.

The wise man knows how to play the game, yet always retains possession of his own gonads.:)

eisenberg1 · 25-08-2015 12:59PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

The wise man knows how to play the game, yet always retains possession of his own gonads.:)

Just to clarify, I meant that as our balls in general, not just yours in particular:D

Son Of A Vidic · 25-08-2015 01:05PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Just to clarify, I meant that as our balls in general, not just yours in particular:D

I know, I know, but I just wanted to get that point out to the brothers.

AndyBoBandy · 25-08-2015 01:30PM

When you're driving somewhere (in town/the city), and you know it's usually hit & miss when it comes to finding a parking spot where your going (more on the miss side), and as your getting closer, you see a spot and think "feck it, I'm having it, not taking the chance" and park there. Then when your walking the 400-500 metres to your destination you see loads of free spaces much closer to where you're going (bonus points when it's pi$$ing rain).

Then, other times, the complete opposite effect,
Your driving there, see you're space (the banker, from above), and think "feck it, I'll be brave, and go a little closer, sure there's always loads of spaces free much closer", and when you get there, get closer, nada, not 1 free space, you've to drive all the way around again, and to make matters worse, someone has parked a smart car in 'the banker'

Kaiser Sosay · 25-08-2015 03:34PM

FelineOverLord wrote: »

I keep grinding my teeth in my sleep and it's starting to really bug me. I'm like a tightly coiled spring of tension and stress. Oh, it turned out to be the Shinners out looking for votes for one of their candidates. There'll be no votes for SF in this family.:D

Who cares who you do or don't vote for though? It's just better to leave personal politics out of such a good thread imo.

Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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