Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

Reggie. · 08-07-2015 03:59PM

Jb1989 wrote: »

Be a courageous person to pic the bucket woman out of f and f gang,
But I forward Reggie for grandad,
Always wandering off with his gun

This is quite possible

MsGiggles · 08-07-2015 04:07PM

Charliebull wrote: »

have ya no form of AI down there at all,

greysides is a vet, maybe he could put a coil in or something

Just when I think this can't go anywhere else, someone pulls something else quite funny out of the bag !

Reggie. · 08-07-2015 04:08PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

Just when I think this can't go anywhere else, someone pulls something else quite funny out of the bag !

You've alot to learn about this lot giggles

MsGiggles · 08-07-2015 04:10PM

Reggie. wrote: »

You've alot to learn about this lot giggles

I believe you

Kovu · 08-07-2015 04:21PM

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_Brian · 08-07-2015 04:33PM

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

He might have squeezed you while you were in it the crush, better check quick;-).

Mind yourself either way.

Make no difference to me

I'll get herself to check later.

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 04:59PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

I believe you

There's a position going spare as the bucket woman.
Are you up for the challenge?

MsGiggles · 08-07-2015 06:18PM

Jb1989 wrote: »

There's a position going spare as the bucket woman.
Are you up for the challenge?

really..... Really !!! Is that what I gotta do !!

Reggie. · 08-07-2015 06:23PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

really..... Really !!! Is that what I gotta do !!

First rule of F&F is never leave yourself open like that

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 07:09PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

really..... Really !!! Is that what I gotta do !!

Quote: ganmo
So we have onslo(bullocks), daisy and rose(Kovu), who wants to be the bucket lady?

Yes..
Now practice..
The buckét residence,, the lady of the house speaking....

Kevhog1988 · 08-07-2015 07:19PM

Jb1989 wrote: »

There's a position going spare as the bucket woman.
Are you up for the challenge?

I read this as the person who collects the deposit from the ai bull.... The bucket woman lol

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 07:23PM

theemigrant wrote: »

I read this as the person who collects the deposit from the ai bull.... The bucket woman lol

That can be arranged too

MsGiggles · 08-07-2015 07:53PM

That's it. I'm labeled now !

Kovu · 08-07-2015 07:59PM

That's the third day in a row that I've had to walk the field for a baby calf. The mother keeps hiding him, like she should, but thicko head herself keeps forgetting where she left it and saunters off to a couple of fields away.
Yesterday I found her in a patch of briars all tangled up where she had rolled backwards down the hill. I would normally leave her to her own devices but this is a really overgrown and very steep hill and the calf could get stuck very easily.

Maybe I should spraypaint her neon pink, that'd be a lot easier found than limo brown :pac:

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 08:02PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

That's it. I'm labeled now !

Welly track below the knee and you've passed.

whelan2 · 08-07-2015 08:04PM

Kovu wrote: »

That's the third day in a row that I've had to walk the field for a baby calf. The mother keeps hiding him, like she should, but thicko head herself keeps forgetting where she left it and saunters off to a couple of fields away.
Yesterday I found her in a patch of briars all tangled up where she had rolled backwards down the hill. I would normally leave her to her own devices but this is a really overgrown and very steep hill and the calf could get stuck very easily.

Maybe I should spraypaint her neon pink, that'd be a lot easier found than limo brown :pac:

worst here was when a calf fell down a fox hole, luckilly it kept bawling so we knew the area where it was, fr heifer calf and all, my dad was just about able to get its tail and we got it out , first thing it did was went for a drink off its mammy, her nose was all scrapes when she came out

Kovu · 08-07-2015 08:13PM

whelan2 wrote: »

worst here was when a calf fell down a fox hole, luckilly it kept bawling so we knew the area where it was, fr heifer calf and all, my dad was just about able to get its tail and we got it out , first thing it did was went for a drink off its mammy, her nose was all scrapes when she came out

Jesus I hope that doesn't happen to any of ours! Found one patch of the gripe that had those stinky fungi growing in them, smell of decay off them. Stinkhorns, I think they're called. Bleeeugh.

A cow called Daisy · 08-07-2015 08:17PM

whelan2 wrote: »

worst here was when a calf fell down a fox hole, luckilly it kept bawling so we knew the area where it was, fr heifer calf and all, my dad was just about able to get its tail and we got it out , first thing it did was went for a drink off its mammy, her nose was all scrapes when she came out

Didn't someone on here once say that they wouldn't breed jersey cross cows cos he was afraid of losing them down fox/rabbit holes.

Genghis Cant · 08-07-2015 08:24PM

Kovu wrote: »

Jesus I hope that doesn't happen to any of ours! Found one patch of the gripe that had those stinky fungi growing in them, smell of decay off them. Stinkhorns, I think they're called. Bleeeugh.

They are indeed the Stinkhorn. You'd often smell them before laying eyes on them! A unique smell.

whelan2 · 08-07-2015 08:26PM

Genghis Cant wrote: »

They are indeed the Stinkhorn. You'd often smell them before laying eyes on them! A unique smell.

what do they look like?

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 08:35PM

whelan2 wrote: »

what do they look like?

This isn't going to end well

whelan2 · 08-07-2015 08:38PM

Jb1989 wrote: »

This isn't going to end well

i'm off to bed, will probably be 4 pages of chit chat to read in the morning:rolleyes:

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 08:39PM

whelan2 wrote: »

i'm off to bed, will probably be 4 pages of chit chat to read in the morning:rolleyes:

Kovu · 08-07-2015 08:46PM

whelan2 wrote: »

what do they look like?

Deformed bananas

Genghis Cant · 08-07-2015 08:48PM

whelan2 wrote: »

what do they look like?

Phallic looking.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/49553000/jpg/_49553199_stinkhorn_bbc_341.jpg

MsGiggles · 08-07-2015 08:49PM

I have welly tracks.... (Is this chit chat !?)

MickeyShtyles · 08-07-2015 08:58PM

ganmo wrote: »

back on track?

Yep!

Jb1989 · 08-07-2015 09:06PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

I have welly tracks.... (Is this chit chat !?)

Aw well congrats your through

Yip chit chat.... Just waiting on Reggie now

Kevhog1988 · 08-07-2015 09:58PM

MsGiggles wrote: »

I have welly tracks.... (Is this chit chat !?)

Pic of said welly track or gtfo lol

Nekarsulm · 08-07-2015 10:04PM

Kovu wrote: »

Maybe I should spraypaint her neon pink, that'd be a lot easier found than limo brown :pac:

One of those foil helium balloons on a long string around his neck?

Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

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