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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    When you go through a door and the person in front or behind you is just that awkward enough of a distance away to make holding the door open a weird experience


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Toast crumbs sticking to your breasts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Cormac... wrote: »
    When you go through a door and the person in front or behind you is just that awkward enough of a distance away to make holding the door open a weird experience


    ...and when they are holding it for you from a distance and you have to do that little run of gratitude so you dont delay then even though they have made a choice to stand there and hold it :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Herself gets up before me in the morning and has fierce trouble trying to convince me to get out of bed a while later, so thankfully her 'foostering' (what a word ONW) has no effect on me. :D

    Not being able to get out of bed, now that's something that annoys me.


    I need fooster blockers. I think they're on prescription now :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,163 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    When your coming through the arrivals door at any airport in a steady stream of people, and the people just stop right in front of you (while walking through a narrow doorway) to get their bearings, or stop to look for their loved ones!!

    GET OUT OF THE FÚCKING WAY


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Colinf1212 wrote: »
    Probably been said, but girls who sit in the corner of nightclubs all nigh taking pics for social media t to look like theyre having fun. Not that I even want to get with em, but seeing it just takes me out of my party vibe and makes me question if this happinness is real .


    Making that stupid "my lips are pouting and I am so surprised" face. Actually, they are next on my FB delete list. So that's people who bet on horses, people who invite me to play candy crush saga, people who post no campaign propaganda and now people who post trout pouts. There's nobody left except the OH and the mammy :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,163 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    There's nobody left except the OH and the mammy :P

    and even mammy is skating on thin ice most of the time!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    I have said it before and I will say it again....online shopping is great, but I have so much stuff en route to me now but none of it has actually been delivered yet.
    Am like a rabid dog waiting for the postman every morning.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I have said it before and I will say it again....online shopping is great, but I have so much stuff en route to me now but none of it has actually been delivered yet.
    Am like a rabid dog waiting for the postman every morning.

    God only knows what has you so excited frothing at the mouth like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    eternal wrote: »
    Toast crumbs sticking to your breasts.

    Can I rub them in with my asscheeks?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Can I rub them in with my asscheeks?

    Now you're just being rude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    eternal wrote: »
    Now you're just being rude.

    Boooooooooooooooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    eternal wrote: »
    God only knows what has you so excited frothing at the mouth like that.


    All in discreet brown packaging of course :D


    Actually I've never ordered anything like that online, does it come in discreet brown packaging?

    I don't know. Anyone? Anyone?

    I'll be annoyed over that now for the day, not knowing. I know who I could ask, but she'd probably leave me over the other side of her desk with a slap :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    AI know who I could ask, but she'd probably leave me over the other side of her desk with a slap :pac:

    Some people would pay good money for that slap!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    Co-worker is determined to talk about what happened on Britain's got talent at the weekend despite being told that I don't watch that shíte.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    All in discreet brown packaging of course :D


    Actually I've never ordered anything like that online, does it come in discreet brown packaging?

    I don't know. Anyone? Anyone?

    I'll be annoyed over that now for the day, not knowing. I know who I could ask, but she'd probably leave me over the other side of her desk with a slap :pac:

    What makes one person excited may be entirely different to what makes another excited. For me, it's lipstick, shoes and so on. I don't know what Trigger may be so enamoured with. As for discreet packaging, I would say, yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,163 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    eternal wrote: »
    As for discreet packaging, I would say, yes.

    never mind the discreet packaging, who are you sending the cheque to?




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    All in discreet brown packaging of course :D


    Actually I've never ordered anything like that online, does it come in discreet brown packaging?

    I don't know. Anyone? Anyone?

    Yes, but...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    TA: Started off this morning all fresh faced and bushy tailed, but just over 3 hours into the working week and I'm feeling draining and pining for the weekend already!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    there's no excuse for badly folded newspapers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People killing a shark because someone went into the sharks territory and got eaten.


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    ...someone went into the sharks territory and got eaten.

    Huh?

    Their territory?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Huh?

    Their territory?


    Sorry should have said habitat. Someone went into their habitat and got eaten. And then they killed it. Oh no actually, they didnt even kill the right one, it was a different one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Haaaaaaate this plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace :(


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Sorry should have said habitat. Someone went into their habitat and got eaten. And then they killed it. Oh no actually, they didnt even kill the right one, it was a different one.

    But I presume they kill the sharks to make a place more safe ie. they are not doing it for fun nor chasing them around oceans. It has some utility.

    If there is a lose rabid dog hanging around, and kids want to play, I say kill the dog. Let's not get hung up about who is in whose habitat, just neutralise the danger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    But I presume they kill the sharks to make a place more safe ie. they are not doing it for fun nor chasing them around oceans. It has some utility.

    If there is a lose rabid dog hanging around, and kids want to play, I say kill the dog. Let's not get hung up about who is in whose habitat, just neutralise the danger.

    Swim in shark infested water - expect to get eaten.


    I'm not hung up - are you?


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Swim in shark infested water - expect to get eaten.

    I'm not hung up - are you?

    Get rid of shark, solve problem.

    As for hung up, I think the title refers to "things that annoy". Much of a muchness imo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Get rid of shark, solve problem.

    As for hung up, I think the title refers to "things that annoy". Much of a muchness imo.

    Yeah, because....there is only one :rolleyes:

    I'm not interested in your verbal gymnastics. I'm still not "hung up". Perhaps you are :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The person who just referred to their kid as "the bambino" :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The way my mother engages weirdos on public transport. I get that she is not in town every day and she is friendly so when someone talks to her, she talks back but serioulsy. The space cake that nattered to us the whole way home yesterday was creepy. And I grew up with her telling me to be wary of strangers. Pffft


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