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Funeral for a chicken

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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    WTF is wrong with people?

    Lack of essential amino acids


  • #3
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Aaaaavvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee
    Mmaaaaaaaaaarrrrriiiiiiiiaaaa


  • #4
    Chunners
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    I could really go for some chicken nuggets right now


  • #5
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Rip chicken.


  • #6
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,407 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    This is what happens when headbangers get an outlet.


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  • #7
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,276 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I think they could have used a different sized coffin. Maybe a bucket, a bargain bucket.


  • #8
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,055 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Call kf.......nevermind


  • #9
    mikeyjames9
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 700 ✭✭✭mikeyjames9


    beertons wrote: »
    Call kf.......nevermind

    They take roadkill and dead chickens out the back for cash


  • #10
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ah yea, this group. Also responsible for this cringe


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I had a funeral for a chicken last night.


    No gravy. Sorry I meant gravy.


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  • #12
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Can you imagine doing your shopping there. It reminds me of the ads for dime bars years ago when the fella says "that blokes a nutter":)


  • #13
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    If a chicken ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!


  • #14
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    If a chicken ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!


  • #15
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    They're not wrong, bit dramatic but not wrong. Fair play to them.


  • #16
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,276 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    If a chicken ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

    Typical duck propaganda.


  • #17
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I'm a vegetarian, once-removed.

    I only eat vegetarian animals. Tasty ones. Damn tasty ones.

    Fair play, damn tasty vegetarian animals. I salute you. Also, I eat you.

    Nomnomnom.

    That is all. carry on.


  • #18
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    endacl wrote: »
    I'm a vegetarian, once-removed.

    I only eat vegetarian animals.

    What about the tongue if it licked another animal, can you eat it then?


  • #19
    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,478 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Coming to a KFC near you.


  • #20
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,230 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    catallus wrote: »
    What about the tongue if it licked another animal, can you eat it then?

    Yep. Just have to marinade it in dettol for an hour or two first.


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