Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

Augmerson · 28-05-2014 05:43PM

I'll tell you the answer to that in 2 mins, brb.

Kimbot · 28-05-2014 05:44PM

Seamu$ wrote: »

They're not pansies...

......they're saps.

They aren't just ordinary saps tho,

They are the Panda Saps, they have an awesome theme tune, play this and sing along:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ODcj51Tmk

Lion-O:
Panda, panda
Pandasaps, ho

Pandasaps
Are on the move
Pandasaps are loose
Feel the magic
Hear the roar
Pandasaps are loose

Panda, panda
Panda, pandasaps
Panda, panda
Panda, pandasaps
Panda, panda
Panda, pandasaps
Panda, pandasaps
Pandasaps

Nuri Sahin · 28-05-2014 05:46PM

I had a panda called Ching-Chong, who went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong before having a sing-song.

brevity · 28-05-2014 05:48PM

brevity wrote: »

What happened to the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?

He got stuck in orbit.

Augmerson · 28-05-2014 05:48PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

If you strapped a piece of buttered toast to the side of a cat, and threw it from a height would it still land on its feet?

Cat dead. Girlfriend coming home in 20 minutes, what do?

googled eyes · 28-05-2014 05:50PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

If you strapped a piece of buttered toast to the side of a cat, and threw it from a height would it still land on its feet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

.

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 05:51PM

Augmerson wrote: »

Cat dead. Girlfriend coming home in 20 minutes, what do?

Give her some toast and eh 'jam' to comfort her.

Agueroooo · 28-05-2014 05:57PM

No marmalade. Bitches love marmalade.

Fescue · 28-05-2014 05:59PM

Augmerson wrote: »

Cat dead. Girlfriend coming home in 20 minutes, what do?

Quick....Start having sex with the cat. When your girlfriend freaks out and asks "you what are you doing to the cat?", you can say "don't worry, its dead".

googled eyes · 28-05-2014 06:00PM

Fescue wrote: »

Quick....Start having sex with the cat. When your girlfriend freaks out and asks "you what are you doing to the cat?", you can say "don't worry, its dead".

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 06:04PM

In light of our recent rule change I am thanking both the post and gif.

Agueroooo · 28-05-2014 06:05PM

We better sign someone and sign them quick.

I fear for this thread.

Rayne Wooney · 28-05-2014 06:14PM

rob316 wrote: »

Happy Gilmore is his best movie, I never turn it off when it comes on. Suarez even got his goal celebration from it. :pac:

He also does a great impression of the alligator

Ba dum tsshh

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 06:17PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

We better sign someone and sign them quick.

I fear for this thread.

None of us will be talking to each other by the end of the World Cup group stages. It's not pretty when the worst fans in the history of any sport in the universe go head to head.

Jesus Wept · 28-05-2014 06:23PM

Washington Irving wrote: »

Why are accountants so bad at bricklaying?

WITHDRAW!

Augmerson · 28-05-2014 06:26PM

Fescue wrote: »

Quick....Start having sex with the cat. When your girlfriend freaks out and asks "you what are you doing to the cat?", you can say "don't worry, its dead".

She wasn't impressed.

Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez!

brevity · 28-05-2014 06:27PM

A little off topic I know...

http://www.thisisanfield.com/2014/05/report-liverpool-seal-e20-million-deal-alberto-moreno/

Washington Irving · 28-05-2014 06:28PM

brevity wrote: »

A little off topic I know...

http://www.thisisanfield.com/2014/05/report-liverpool-seal-e20-million-deal-alberto-moreno/

What's 'Liverpool'?

Agueroooo · 28-05-2014 06:30PM

brevity wrote: »

A little off topic I know...

http://www.thisisanfield.com/2014/05/report-liverpool-seal-e20-million-deal-alberto-moreno/

after spending 50mins in a dentist chair with the Dr trying to extract the wisdom tooth from hell, that would cheer me up no end.

Fescue · 28-05-2014 06:33PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

after spending 50mins in a dentist chair with the Dr trying to extract the wisdom tooth from hell, that would cheer me up no end.

They're not real doctors.

This is a real doctor.

Boom_Bap · 28-05-2014 07:06PM

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

I had a panda called Ching-Chong, who went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong before having a sing-song.

Was it not ding dang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6kCddM5KEM

googled eyes · 28-05-2014 07:07PM

I know people aren't fond of Torres stories but

I was 27, I wanted to know what it was like to lift the Champions League and I had the feeling it was not going to happen with the Reds. Liverpool then was in full transition, the club was being sold and in that case, unless you are Manchester City or PSG, it can be a long road before you are again competitive.

"I did not have the time to wait. One day, Steven Gerrard came to say to me: "Fernando, now, you have to think of yourself. Do what you have to do."

"But when I went to tell him that I was going to accept the Chelsea offer, it destroyed him. Announcing my departure from Liverpool to Gerrard was one of the most difficult moments of my career. He was my best team-mate and I am not sure of finding another like him in the future. We were made for each other."

From the Mirror- and French mag So Foot

But he and Luis both love Stevie.

Agueroooo · 28-05-2014 07:11PM

googled eyes wrote: »

I know people aren't fond of Torres stories but

From the Mirror- and French mag So Foot

But he and Luis both love Stevie.

WTF??

"But Torres insisted he has never regretted moving to England - and said a highlight was meeting the Gallagher brothers through Gerrard"

googled eyes · 28-05-2014 07:14PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

WTF??

"But Torres insisted he has never regretted moving to England - and said a highlight was meeting the Gallagher brothers through Gerrard"

Torres to City.

Ya heard it here first

Augmerson · 28-05-2014 07:17PM

Would any of ye have him back? The last half season with him was pretty bad, he seemed sullen and withdrawn but then we also had some amazing moments from him.

googled eyes · 28-05-2014 07:20PM

Augmerson wrote: »

Would any of ye have him back? The last half season with him was pretty bad, he seemed sullen and withdrawn but then we also had some amazing moments from him.

I look back at his time with the team and we had some great times. Those times are gone.

I'm sure he can still do the job but maybe not in the Premier League.

( have I typed time enough? Maybe one more time)

OwaynOTT · 28-05-2014 07:35PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

If you strapped a piece of buttered toast to the side of a cat, and threw it from a height would it still land on its feet?

googled eyes wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
.

I have my doubts about the feasibility of catpetual motion.
As a great scientist once said:

Thus the cat eats the butter on the toast.

Pilsbury Doughboy · 28-05-2014 07:39PM

Back on topic lads.....

Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer and Anger Management were all very good films IMHO

As someone else mentioned Shooter McGavin is a class villain character! If you play golf you will have definitely used his celebration!

Devilman40k · 28-05-2014 07:40PM

googled eyes wrote: »

I look back at his time with the team and we had some great times. Those times are gone.

I'm sure he can still do the job but maybe not in the Premier League.

( have I typed time enough? Maybe one more time)

Every time I see that story appear or someone take the time to remind us of the times we had with him in the side, and the times he gave us so much joy (Like the times against Chelsea and Utd,,,or that time v Blackburn or the times he made Vidic look human at times)

I end up reminding myself of the times I have taken the time to type the following

He had his time here, time to move on :cool:

OwaynOTT · 28-05-2014 07:43PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

None of us will be talking to each other by the end of the World Cup group stages. It's not pretty when the worst fans in the history of any sport in the universe go head to head.

we all know how the summer is going to end for the worst fans in the world.

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Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

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