Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

Washington Irving · 28-05-2014 01:09PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Mirror saying we want 7million for Assaidi...that has to be taking the p*ss.

Unbelievable what passes for journalism these days. 30 million or GTFO.

As for the lunch time slump, it's too nice a day to be sitting at your desk posting on boards when you're not expected to be sitting at your desk working.

I for one have been playing golf in the sun all day. How are those offices treating ye?

Knex* · 28-05-2014 01:11PM

Washington Irving wrote: »

Unbelievable what passes for journalism these days. 30 million or GTFO.

I for one have been playing golf in the sun all day. How are those offices treating ye?

I hope you're fucking scalded like a lobster, ya sap. I mean, great. Barrel of laughs. I've actually had so much fun in work today, I only yawned like 8 times.

Record breaking stuff.

mike65 · 28-05-2014 01:13PM

Washington Irving wrote: »

I for one have been playing golf in the sun all day. How are those offices treating ye?

Well at least I was Gardening - outside doing something useful!

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 01:15PM

D'Agger wrote: »

Why not? - he was brilliant for Stoke last year and they've spent similar amounts on players such as Cameron Jerome.

Everytime we look to buy a player we get extortionate fees requested so I'm actually delighted to see us bullying a club financially for once

What's our leverage, it's obvious 'The Rodgers' doesn't want him when he chose to bring in the star of the Samsung ad, and part time footballer Victor f*cking Moses ahead of him.

Utopia Parkway · 28-05-2014 01:15PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Mirror saying we want 7million for Assaidi...that has to be taking the p*ss. As for the lunch time slump, it's too nice a day to be sitting at your desk posting on boards when you're not expected to be sitting at your desk working.

Assaidi has actually managed to look half decent for Stoke when he's played. Considering what very average players go for these days we should be asking for a decent fee for him.

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 01:19PM

I like Assaidi, never given a chance etc....but the club have to be messing looking for double the price for a player who they don't want or won't use. Fair f*cks to them if they get it though.

OwaynOTT · 28-05-2014 01:27PM

Just been at the beach myself, thinking of bringing the bow-wows on a walk in the mountains now in a minute. Office saps!

NukaCola · 28-05-2014 01:28PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

I like Assaidi, never given a chance etc....but the club have to be messing looking for double the price for a player who they don't want or won't use. Fair f*cks to them if they get it though.

We want 7m, when a bid of 5m gets accepted everyone will be happy......its the Lallana effect but small scale

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 01:31PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Just been at the beach myself, thinking of bringing the bow-wows on a walk in the mountains now in a minute. Office saps!

OwaynOTT wrote: »

That's the one thing I don't understand about boards. The post with the original content gets less appreciation than the gif.*

It's a shame really.

*grumpy morning in work, ignore me.

Are you a lifeguard or a dog walker?....please say lifeguard, HoffwaynOTT has a good ring to it.

gimli2112 · 28-05-2014 01:36PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

I like Assaidi, never given a chance etc....but the club have to be messing looking for double the price for a player who they don't want or won't use. Fair f*cks to them if they get it though.

Maybe we're hoping Spurs see us linked with him, get confused and put in a bid?

Knex* · 28-05-2014 01:38PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Are you a lifeguard or a dog walker?....please say lifeguard, HoffwaynOTT has a good ring to it.

Let it be known, henceforth this day he shall be called, HoffwaynOTT.

I don't care if he's a lifeguard or not :pac:

Nuri Sahin · 28-05-2014 01:40PM

Washington Irving wrote: »

I for one have been playing golf in the sun all day. How are those offices treating ye?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbRZ5QMAs0

(Don't tell Ste, he'll be jealous)

Cartman78 · 28-05-2014 01:43PM

Knex. wrote: »

I hope you're fucking scalded like a lobster, ya sap. I mean, great. Barrel of laughs. I've actually had so much fun in work today, I only yawned like 8 times.

Record breaking stuff.

Yeah...it's been crazy here too....one of the lads spilled a half cup of tea on his keyboard earlier on....the place is still buzzing...tis like a European night at Anfield

Knex* · 28-05-2014 01:44PM

Just taaaaaap it in. Just taaaap it in.

Life motto, right there.

OwaynOTT · 28-05-2014 01:45PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Are you a lifeguard or a dog walker?....please say lifeguard, HoffwaynOTT has a good ring to it.

No, I'm just a part time office sap slash student equals bum.

Knex. wrote: »

Let it be known, henceforth this day he shall be called, HoffwaynOTT.

I don't care if he's a lifeguard or not :pac:

What happened to SaptimusPrime?

Knex* · 28-05-2014 01:47PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

What happened to SaptimusPrime?

That's reserved for Match Threads only. You're on extended leave from that for the foreseeable future, Hoffwayn!

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 01:50PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

No, I'm just a part time office sap slash student equals bum.

KilljoynOTT.

Dickerty · 28-05-2014 02:00PM

Knex. wrote: »

Just taaaaaap it in. Just taaaap it in.

"Just go to your home! Are you too good for your home??"

Under-rated Sandler movie, like Big Daddy. He USED to be funny...

Boom_Bap · 28-05-2014 02:02PM

Phew, we finished top of the Premier League Fair Play league. We are in Europe!

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 02:03PM

Dickerty wrote: »

"Just go to your home! Are you too good for your home??"

Under-rated Sandler movie, like Big Daddy. He USED to be funny...

I always thought Happy Gilmore was considered his masterpiece...or Little Nicky? Never a fan of Big Daddy though.

mike65 · 28-05-2014 02:04PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Phew, we finished top of the Premier League Fair Play league. We are in Europe!

You can tell Everton are under new management!

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/fair-play.html

5live · 28-05-2014 02:07PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Phew, we finished top of the Premier League Fair Play league. We are in Europe!

I thought we were always in Europe:pac:

Dickerty · 28-05-2014 02:10PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

I always thought Happy Gilmore was considered his masterpiece...or Little Nicky? Never a fan of Big Daddy though.

I think The Wedding Singer is the big one, you can tell by which movies they show all the time. Every The Waterboy is on occasionaly, but never Happy Gilmore. I would say Suarez would be like that on the on the golf course!

ricero · 28-05-2014 02:10PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

I always thought Happy Gilmore was considered his masterpiece...or Little Nicky? Never a fan of Big Daddy though.

I quite enjoyed thats my boy

Nuri Sahin · 28-05-2014 02:12PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

I always thought Happy Gilmore was considered his masterpiece...or Little Nicky? Never a fan of Big Daddy though.

Happy Gilmore for sure. Little Nicky was awful.

Basically anything pre-2000 was watchable when it comes to Sandler movies.

rob316 · 28-05-2014 02:14PM

Happy Gilmore is his best movie, I never turn it off when it comes on. Suarez even got his goal celebration from it. :pac:

Turtyturd · 28-05-2014 02:15PM

ricero wrote: »

I quite enjoyed thats my boy

Haven't seen it yet but I thought Funny people was underrated, and Grown Ups 2 was a big improvement on the first one.

Stuff like Jack and Jill seems like its one of Awesome-o's ideas though.

Nerdlingr · 28-05-2014 02:16PM

You're all missing his masterpiece : Punch Drunk Love !

brevity · 28-05-2014 02:17PM

Adam Sandler is a hack fraud!!!!

Augmerson · 28-05-2014 02:18PM

Nerdlingr wrote: »

You're all missing his masterpiece : Punch Drunk Love !

I really like that movie and I think it's the only one I've really liked of his.

Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

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