Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

mike65 · 17-05-2014 01:35PM

sundula wrote: »

Lol, Rodgers has a hopeless transfer record. Ye are screwed. Dream on with your fantasy signings. You'll be searching the wheelie bins as per usual.

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Utopia Parkway · 17-05-2014 01:37PM

sundula wrote: »

Lol, Rodgers has a hopeless transfer record. Ye are screwed. Dream on with your fantasy signings. You'll be searching the wheelie bins as per usual.

Junior cert starts June 4. That's only 18 days of study left. I suggest you use it wisely.

Grayditch · 17-05-2014 01:38PM

We're in the Champions League. Now we can start looking to raid Blackburn Rovers...

klose · 17-05-2014 01:48PM

sundula wrote: »

Lol, Rodgers has a hopeless transfer record. Ye are screwed. Dream on with your fantasy signings. You'll be searching the wheelie bins as per usual.

The greatest post boards.ie, nay, the internet has seen! Thank you for enlightening us.

Nuri Sahin · 17-05-2014 01:49PM

sundula wrote: »

Lol, Rodgers has a hopeless transfer record. Ye are screwed. Dream on with your fantasy signings. You'll be searching the wheelie bins as per usual.

Reus
Kroos
Muller
Pogba
Vidal
Cavani
Hummels

7th place

Enjoy.

Agueroooo · 17-05-2014 01:50PM

sundula wrote: »

Lol, Rodgers has a hopeless transfer record. Ye are screwed. Dream on with your fantasy signings. You'll be searching the wheelie bins as per usual.

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into the truck.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a ****!"

5live · 17-05-2014 01:54PM

sundula wrote: »

Lol, Rodgers has a hopeless transfer record. Ye are screwed. Dream on with your fantasy signings. You'll be searching the wheelie bins as per usual.

1/10

mosstin · 17-05-2014 01:58PM

Utopia Parkway wrote: »

Junior cert starts June 4. That's only 18 days of study left. I suggest you use it wisely.

You seriously expect an 8 year old to sit the Junior Cert?

joe123 · 17-05-2014 02:01PM

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

I'm not sure what you want me to say. I've played LMA Manager 2004 on my PS2 for 6 hours, I'm guilty of that.

I watch J-League Weekly (still on Sky Sports too?) and the occasional match at ridiculous o'clock due to the occasional bet, I also keep an eye on the national team due to my time over there.

I've commented on Konoplyanka enough times in enough games in the (past) superthread, probably more posts on him from myself over posters here combined I'd dare say.

I also don't follow morons like ITK's on Twitter when it comes to football, especially the more obscure leagues which helps. World Soccer magazine is quite good too.

Ah fair enough. Konoplyanka is well known at this stage anyways but yeah the J-league recommendations suprised me.

I like my football myself but I wouldnt stay up to watch the Japanese league!!!

NukaCola · 17-05-2014 02:02PM

1 post, quoted by a lot of posters who should know better, not getting at ye because i'm as bad sometimes......but we need to be better as a thread and ignore these muppets or its going to happen a lot more.......

mike65 · 17-05-2014 02:03PM

We're bored, waiting for Wenger to win a Cup

Raif Severance · 17-05-2014 02:07PM

I just realized that the FA Final is Airing at the same time as the Barca vs Atletico Game.

Whoever Scheduled this one needs to be Fired. How can you Schedule a Cup Final at the same time as one of the most anticipated Football Match of the Season?

michael999999 · 17-05-2014 02:09PM

NukaCola wrote: »

1 post, quoted by a lot of posters who should know better, not getting at ye because i'm as bad sometimes......but we need to be better as a thread and ignore these muppets or its going to happen a lot more.......

Especially on champs league nights when they will have f**k all else to be doing!

Kess73 · 17-05-2014 02:12PM

NukaCola wrote: »

1 post, quoted by a lot of posters who should know better, not getting at ye because i'm as bad sometimes......but we need to be better as a thread and ignore these muppets or its going to happen a lot more.......

Mod Post: Sound advice. The poster was dealt with, so there is no need for others to continue to quote him and reply to him, otherwise it starts to smack of baiting.

mike65 · 17-05-2014 02:25PM

Raif Severance wrote: »

I just realized that the FA Final is Airing at the same time as the Barca vs Atletico Game.

Whoever Scheduled this one needs to be Fired. How can you Schedule a Cup Final at the same time as one of the most anticipated Football Match of the Season?

Ha! The FA Cup is now a 5 pm KO every year, imagine suggesting it be moved cos of some La Liga game that happened this year to be a potential title decider. The FA would rightly tell you to take a long walk off a short pier!

BMMachine · 17-05-2014 02:29PM

rob316 wrote: »

Danielle Sturridge and philipe coutinho say hello.
Say hi to 27m fellani for us.

presuming hes a Utd fan just because hes jumping into a liverpool thread to try and get that "big man" feeling? no way. that couldnt happen

Grayditch · 17-05-2014 02:30PM

BMMachine wrote: »

presuming hes a Utd fan just because hes jumping into a liverpool thread to try and get that "big man" feeling? no way. that couldnt happen

It's not one of theirs!

5starpool · 17-05-2014 02:36PM

Rumours that Ronaldo has withdrawn from the Real Madrid game as a precaution. In that case he will share the european golden boot with Suarez this season!

mike65 · 17-05-2014 02:38PM

Not a rumour he isn't even on the bench, saving himself for defeat in the CL final.

17-05-2014 02:38PM

5starpool wrote: »

Rumours that Ronaldo has withdrawn from the Real Madrid game as a precaution. In that case he will share the european golden boot with Suarez this season!

Do only league goals count yeah?

5starpool · 17-05-2014 02:40PM

I saw something else that it may come down to goals per game ration, in which case Ronaldo would win it. We'll find out soon I guess, not that it matters much to anyone except Luis.

5starpool · 17-05-2014 02:41PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

Do only league goals count yeah?

Yep

Hangballlouie · 17-05-2014 03:53PM

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

What boredom in work yesterday resulted in..

Bundesliga:
Malanda (DM) - Wolfsburg
Rodriguez (LB) - Wolfsburg
Knoche (CB) - Wolfsburg
Bender (CM/DM/RB/RM) - Leverkusen *
Brandt (LW) - Leverkusen
Geis (DM) - Mainz
Jantschke (RCB/RB) - Monchengladbach
Xhaka - (CM/DLP) - Monchengladbach
Uchida (RB) - Schalke
Tah (CB) - Hamburg
Calhanoglu (AM/ST) - Hamburg
Sakai (RB) - Stuttgart
Werner (ST) - Stuttgart
Goretzka (CM) - Schalke
Meyer (CAM) - Schalke
Firmino (CAM) - Hoffenheim
Volland (ST/RW) - Hoffenheim

You missed these players from your German list Ade.

Roman Weidenfeller
Neven Subotić
Sebastian Kehl
Sven Bender
Jonas Hofmann
İlkay Gündoğan
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Marco Reus
Mats Hummels
Jakub Błaszczykowski
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Nuri Şahin
Kevin Großkreutz
Oliver Kirch
Julian Schieber

padd b1975 · 17-05-2014 04:26PM

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

Just had a look at the humour thread for the first time in awhile, you'd swear some clowns in particular were celebrating losing their virginity rather than finishing 7th and their rivals finishing 2nd.

Swings and roundabouts.

The place was saturated with posts about Moyes up until a few weeks back, it's Liverpool's time to shine.

That's what happens when a club 'becomes relevant' again.

hefferboi · 17-05-2014 04:41PM

padd b1975 wrote: »

Swings and roundabouts.

The place was saturated with posts about Moyes up until a few weeks back, it's Liverpool's time to shine.

That's what happens when a club 'becomes relevant' again.

United finished 7th. Ye're a sh1t club mate

Nuri Sahin · 17-05-2014 05:07PM

hangballlouie wrote: »

You missed these players from your German list Ade.

Roman Weidenfeller
Neven Subotić
Sebastian Kehl
Sven Bender
Jonas Hofmann
İlkay Gündoğan
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Marco Reus
Mats Hummels
Jakub Błaszczykowski
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Nuri Şahin
Kevin Großkreutz
Oliver Kirch
Julian Schieber

Schieber is going to United for £25M, by the by.

17-05-2014 05:23PM

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

Aye, no problem with banter. Probably worded my post wrong, I wasn't taking taking a shot at all Man U fans, just certain ones who are still posting there lols when most have moved on at this stage. It's sad, especially when banter is born out of a vantage point, of which there's none here.

Fair enough. As much as I dislike the word banter I think the humour thread tends to stay pretty much just that, it's generally outside there you find the annoying stuff based around baiting people.

YouTookMyName · 17-05-2014 06:09PM

Bloody Hell, even Emiliano Insua has now got a League medal.

Agent Coulson · 17-05-2014 06:24PM

£30m and £2 for Ramsey:pac:

osnola ibax · 17-05-2014 06:35PM

That wheelie bin joke reminds me of this one (short version).

A Japanese guy dumped a load a spare car parts, exhausts etc, in Nelson Mandelas front lawn (when he was still living obviously), then knocks on Mandelas front door.

Mandela rushes out and says "what the hell are you doing, my beautiful lawn"

Guy says "you sign, you sign".

Mandela says "sign for what"

Japanese guys says "you Nissan Main Dealer"
Japanese guy says

Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

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