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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #3212
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    barbie doll


  • #3213
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    bob charles wrote: »
    barbie doll

    You ain't that innocent my boy :pac:


  • #3214
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Bought a blow up doll a few years ago, she went down on me..............took it back to the shop and he charged me €50 extra!!!!!!


  • #3215
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    delaval wrote: »
    Bought a blow up doll a few years ago, she went down on me..............took it back to the shop and he charged me €50 extra!!!!!!

    * slowly shakes head * :rolleyes:


  • #3216
    TEAT SQUEEZER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭TEAT SQUEEZER


    delaval wrote: »
    Bought a blow up doll a few years ago, she went down on me..............took it back to the shop and he charged me €50 extra!!!!!!

    some of those can be real flimsy alright... the tiniest little prick is all they need.. have u one of them del:D:D


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  • #3217
    bogman_bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    It wasn't half dead the first time! I just hate seeing him torture the poor f*ckers for an hour before he maims them and wanders off while waiting for them to die.
    Least this one went down quick. Eventually.
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

    I actually thought of you when I saw this


  • #3218
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    delaval wrote: »
    Bought a blow up doll a few years ago, she went down on me..............took it back to the shop and he charged me €50 extra!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM
    :P
    bogman_bass wrote: »
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

    I actually thought of you when I saw this

    Great, I'm already seen as a crazy cat lady. Well, better stock up on cardigans and a walking stick. Maybe a few posters of crazy cat lady from The Simpsons too.:pac:


  • #3219
    Richk2012
    Closed Accounts Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Richk2012


    Only getting to bed now .
    Cow sick to calf since 9 o clock .
    Waitin all night for her but she wouldnt push him up .

    Feet eventually showing but making no progress so put th jack on her .
    Got the calf to the hips and the head broke off the jack when the heavy pressure came on .
    Fcuking disaster .


  • #3220
    C0N0R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,965 ✭✭✭C0N0R


    Richk2012 wrote: »
    Only getting to bed now .
    Cow sick to calf since 9 o clock .
    Waitin all night for her but she wouldnt push him up .

    Feet eventually showing but making no progress so put th jack on her .
    Got the calf to the hips and the head broke off the jack when the heavy pressure came on .
    Fcuking disaster .

    Sounds like a right prick alrite, just heading to bed meself! Only difference is its 9pm for me!


  • #3221
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Did anyone get a herd health survey from icbf?
    Just looked at mine at its got someone elses cows on the list.


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  • #3222
    jaymla627
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,438 ✭✭✭jaymla627


    td5man wrote: »
    Did anyone get a herd health survey from icbf?
    Just looked at mine at its got someone elses cows on the list.

    Same here got someone elses cows, really well run set-up by the looks of it.


  • #3223
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    jaymla627 wrote: »
    Same here got someone elses cows, really well run set-up by the looks of it.

    If there mine could i get them back. :-)


  • #3224
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    jaymla627 wrote: »
    Same here got someone elses cows, really well run set-up by the looks of it.

    If there mine could i get them back. :-)


  • #3225
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Did anyone get a herd health survey from icbf?
    Just looked at mine at its got someone elses cows on the list.


  • #3226
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    td5man wrote: »
    If there mine could i get them back. :-)

    td5man, your twin has your phone


  • #3227
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    DVO in Waterford is closed. All back office stuff has been moved to Portlaoise. If you go in you'll just be met by a phone with an internal number to a switchboard in Portlaoise. I know there's a few lads on here from W.Waterford save yerselves the spin if you need something. I went in yesterday to clear up a few discrepancies after the herd test and met two ladies in doing a final clearout. They were very helpful but that was the last time for the forseeable future anyone will get one to one in Waterford. I had dealings with 4 different people in the Dept yesterday and all were very helpful and sorted out my problem with the minimum fuss.


  • #3228
    vanderbadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    on the train, Galway to Dublin..havent been on a train for years..its a big improvement from my college days thats for sure


  • #3229
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    vanderbadger wrote: »
    on the train, Galway to Dublin..havent been on a train for years..its a big improvement from my college days thats for sure

    I always think of the National Express by the Divine Comedy when I think of trains, which is odd, as it's about busses & the NHS :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiBI3A2WcrE


  • #3230
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Discussion group meeting here tomorrow. First one since i started at hone with my father.
    Looking forward to it, alot of farmers in the group with lots of experience so should get some valuable guidance on some issues.


  • #3231
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Off to our first one of 2014 in a moment (work that out :D ). I seriously hope it's indoors :eek:


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  • #3232
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    Off to our first one of 2014 in a moment (work that out :D ). I seriously hope it's indoors :eek:

    when you are over there in 2014 could you pick up next weeks lotto numbers for me:D


  • #3233
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    jaymla627 wrote: »
    Same here got someone elses cows, really well run set-up by the looks of it.

    Got a text to say there was an error.
    The correct form will be sent out shortly.


  • #3234
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Parent teacher meeting at 4.03 lasts for 7 minutes!


  • #3235
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    whelan1 wrote: »
    Parent teacher meeting at 4.03 lasts for 7 minutes!

    Is that good or bad?


  • #3236
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Is that good or bad?
    home now :) have to go again tomorrow for other lad


  • #3237
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Is that good or bad?

    think of it this way darragh, locked in a room with yer wife, if she is in a good mood then its brillant, if she is in a bad mood its the longest 7 minutes of yer life


  • #3238
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    hugo29 wrote: »
    think of it this way darragh, locked in a room with yer wife, if she is in a good mood then its brillant, if she is in a bad mood its the longest 7 minutes of yer life
    i wouldnt say i was even in 7 minutes and he kept looking at the time:rolleyes:


  • #3239
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    hugo29 wrote: »
    think of it this way darragh, locked in a room with yer wife, if she is in a good mood then its brillant, if she is in a bad mood its the longest 7 minutes of yer life

    Thanks Hugo, that's really got me thinking. I'm going to ring the OH snd call off our engagement.........


  • #3240
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Thanks Hugo, that's really got me thinking. I'm going to ring the OH snd call off our engagement.........

    ah its amazing how ones hearing deteriorates after marraige;)


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  • #3241
    Butcher Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Butcher Boy


    hugo29 wrote: »
    ah its amazing how ones hearing deteriorates after marraige;)
    what


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