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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #3182
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Earlier today I had to pry a Great Tit away from the cat and revive it before letting it fly away and about an hour ago rescued a mouse from his evil clutches then let him out the back door (minus half a tail)
    Cat is after arriving back in my bedroom window with him again.
    FFS you'd think he'd run a bit further away:mad:

    I'll shut him in the shed with the calf nuts tomorrow!

    Ah. Oh dear.

    Mouse is now eaten. :(
    who ate the mouse :D


  • #3183
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Earlier today I had to pry a Great Tit away from the cat and revive it before letting it fly away and about an hour ago rescued a mouse from his evil clutches then let him out the back door (minus half a tail)
    Cat is after arriving back in my bedroom window with him again.
    FFS you'd think he'd run a bit further away:mad:

    I'll shut him in the shed with the calf nuts tomorrow!

    Ah. Oh dear.

    Mouse is now eaten. :(

    we've an oul cat knocking around here and the dog is better at catching rats and mice than her.


  • #3184
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    jersey101 wrote: »
    we've an oul cat knocking around here and the dog is better at catching rats and mice than her.
    some cats wont bother hunting if food is always handed to them


  • #3185
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    some cats wont bother hunting if food is always handed to them

    never handed a thing to this yoke.
    Lazy ****er :D


  • #3186
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    who ate the mouse :D

    Me. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


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  • #3187
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Me. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    dont surprise me :D


  • #3188
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Earlier today I had to pry a Great Tit away from the cat and revive it before letting it fly away and about an hour ago rescued a mouse from his evil clutches then let him out the back door (minus half a tail)
    Cat is after arriving back in my bedroom window with him again.
    FFS you'd think he'd run a bit further away:mad:

    I'll shut him in the shed with the calf nuts tomorrow!

    Ah. Oh dear.

    Mouse is now eaten. :(
    Youre as bad as my sister , she brings the half dead mice from the cat into the house for a nights recuperation :rolleyes:
    And no amount of stern words to the cat stops him hunting the next one either :D


  • #3189
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    That was a fun day, milked fed.
    Went to the dentist in Newry to get three wisdom teeth out.
    End up getting one out as i passed out in the chair.
    So now i have to go back on Friday 13th to get the other two out. :-(


  • #3190
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    moy83 wrote: »
    Youre as bad as my sister , she brings the half dead mice from the cat into the house for a nights recuperation :rolleyes:
    And no amount of stern words to the cat stops him hunting the next one either :D

    It wasn't half dead the first time! I just hate seeing him torture the poor f*ckers for an hour before he maims them and wanders off while waiting for them to die.
    Least this one went down quick. Eventually.


  • #3191
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    td5man wrote: »
    That was a fun day, milked fed.
    Went to the dentist in Newry to get three wisdom teeth out.
    End up getting one out as i passed out in the chair.
    So now i have to go back on Friday 13th to get the other two out. :-(
    What a date to get them out


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  • #3192
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    C0N0R wrote: »
    Hoki will be nice, west coast is cracking in good weather.

    Remind me again what places are west coast,


  • #3193
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    jesus ex girlfriends do your head in.... make up there fricken mind


  • #3194
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    case 956 wrote: »
    jesus ex girlfriends do your head in.... make up there fricken mind
    what happened lad


  • #3195
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    what happened lad


    broke up 2 weeks ago, wen she meets me in public she all chat and smiles a and wen I contact her a cold shoulder, ffs women


  • #3196
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    case 956 wrote: »
    broke up 2 weeks ago, wen she meets me in public she all chat and smiles a and wen I contact her a cold shoulder, ffs women
    wait till your married :D:D


  • #3197
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    o god if it like that now I cant wait hahahaha, think I do a bob Charles on it from now on :):)


  • #3198
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    case 956 wrote: »
    o god if it like that now I cant wait hahahaha, think I do a bob Charles on it from now on :):)
    whats that then go solo :D:D


  • #3199
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    case 956 wrote: »
    broke up 2 weeks ago, wen she meets me in public she all chat and smiles a and wen I contact her a cold shoulder, ffs women

    You didn't ask for my advice, but here it is anyway. Avoid and ignore. Sounds like she's being utterly two faced with you, don't be having that.


  • #3200
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    case 956 wrote: »
    broke up 2 weeks ago, wen she meets me in public she all chat and smiles a and wen I contact her a cold shoulder, ffs women

    Careful now......
    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    whats that then go solo

    Han solo:D


  • #3201
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    might b better in one way but not in another :P


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  • #3202
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    case 956 wrote: »
    might b better in one way but not in another :P
    Dont get down about it case there are plenty more shopping trollys in the canal as they say :D
    There was an ould boy workin with us today and his wife left him a few years ago . He was saying he has two women on the go at the minute :eek:


  • #3203
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Earlier today I had to pry a Great Tit away from the cat and revive it before letting it fly away and about an hour ago rescued a mouse from his evil clutches then let him out the back door (minus half a tail)
    Cat is after arriving back in my bedroom window with him again.
    FFS you'd think he'd run a bit further away:mad:

    I'll shut him in the shed with the calf nuts tomorrow!

    Ah. Oh dear.

    Mouse is now eaten. :(

    You're reminding me why I hate cats. I wouldn't have one round the place.


  • #3204
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Remind me again what places are west coast,

    Queenstown, up to Fox glacier and all the way up to Greymouth.


  • #3205
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    Queenstown, up to Fox glacier and all the way up to Greymouth.

    Ah yes it's all coming back to me now, :D


  • #3206
    C0N0R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,965 ✭✭✭C0N0R


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Ah yes it's all coming back to me now, :D

    The whole way up to Westport then karamea, if ya have gone to karamea ya have gone to far though!


  • #3207
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    case 956 wrote: »
    think I do a bob Charles on it from now on :):)

    often copied, never equaled.

    Anyway dont restrict yourself man with a doll on the go at your age


  • #3208
    naughto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭naughto


    do her mate if shes any way up for it.you will either hit the jackpot and have the 2 of them or get your balls taken off you.


  • #3209
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    bob charles wrote: »
    often copied, never equaled.

    Anyway dont restrict yourself man with a doll on the go at your age

    What type of doll do you recommend :P


  • #3210
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    What type of doll do you recommend :P

    Pneumatic??


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  • #3211
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    td5man wrote: »
    Pneumatic??

    Import????


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