Trivial things that annoy you

Paddy Fields · 04-11-2013 06:18PM

Grati-ath...:D

Billy86 · 04-11-2013 06:42PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

People saying "Barthalona"......fcuk off and say "Barcelona" you cnuts.

And "Valenthia"

Or years ago, do you remember Sky Sports' commentators would pronounce Theirry Henry as "Ee-eh-ee Aw'ee". Is started out as pretty much 'Terry Henry' with a soft H, then someone noticed the H was basically silent, and it seemed like every season they tried to outdo themselves just a little bit more after that. A French lad I was in college with at the time said it was laughably overdone also... well know come they don't try and do the same with Asian or African players, attempting completely over the top accents? They'd get in sh ite is why, but it would still be unintentionally hilarious.

Dubl07 · 04-11-2013 06:57PM

"nuke-u-lar"

Paddy Fields · 04-11-2013 07:01PM

Wasn't there a reason for that Spanish thing like King Phillip V had a speech impedimink and so as that he didn't feel too bad all the courtiers decided to go along with him and say things like "Queen Maria Luitha hath gone to Barthelona... There is a thale on in Argoth."

Pumpkinseeds · 04-11-2013 07:15PM

People who say 'dude', unless you are 14, fcuk right off and grow up:mad:

Czarcasm · 04-11-2013 07:34PM

Paddy Fields wrote: »

Wasn't there a reason for that Spanish thing like King Phillip V had a speech impedimink and so as that he didn't feel too bad all the courtiers decided to go along with him and say things like "Queen Maria Luitha hath gone to Barthelona... There is a thale on in Argoth."

The "Spanish Lisp" is a myth (oh that's cruel :pac:) I'm afraid -

http://spanish.about.com/cs/qa/a/q_lisp.htm

bodhrandude · 04-11-2013 07:47PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

People who say 'dude', unless you are 14, fcuk right off and grow up:mad:

Ok dude!

osnola ibax · 04-11-2013 07:50PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

The "Spanish Lisp" is a myth (oh that's cruel :pac:) I'm afraid -

http://spanish.about.com/cs/qa/a/q_lisp.htm

I think your mything the point

NegativeCreep · 04-11-2013 08:16PM

Rasheed wrote: »

I love my dog, I really do but he's losing his coat and it's driving me fcuking mad. I even got him groomed, spending more than I would on my own hair, and no improvement. It's bloody everywhere!

Try having an all-year shedder! Still love her though so I don't mind :L

Paddy Fields · 04-11-2013 08:18PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

The "Spanish Lisp" is a myth (oh that's cruel :pac:) I'm afraid -

http://spanish.about.com/cs/qa/a/q_lisp.htm

Thath amay-thing.

Pumpkinseeds · 04-11-2013 08:53PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

:eek:

Fcuking seething with envy right about now! Damn ya Pumpkinseeds ya lucky so and so! :mad:

Trivial thing that annoys me? When I'm reminded of 80's classics like this and curse myself for having forgotten them-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nVr4Ys8zKM

Is kind of depressing to think that in the early 90's I was a laid back, dock martin wearing, perry drinki,ng carefree 20 something. Now I'm 40, technically a middle aged, sensible shoe wearing, gin and tonic drinking, outwardly respectable woman Also a lot happened today so we may have to cancel the tickets and the hotel:(:(

Paddy Fields · 04-11-2013 08:54PM

The over-use of the word "mate" on UK TV. Notably those late-night cop shows. "Can you step out of the car mate" and they fine him, impound his car then make him walk home with "You can pay the £350 release fee mate and get your £175 car back, ok mate, safe home." Or 6 coppers pile on top of some guy that has had one too many sherberts screaming "calm down mate" at him as they get the cuffs on him. With mates like that... :rolleyes:

NegativeCreep · 04-11-2013 08:57PM

Paddy Fields wrote: »

The over-use of the word "mate" on UK TV. Notably those late-night cop shows. "Can you step out of the car mate" and they fine him, impound his car then make him walk home with "You can pay the £350 release fee mate and get your £175 car back, ok mate, safe home." Or 6 coppers pile on top of some guy that has had one too many sherberts screaming "calm down mate" at him as they get the cuffs on him. With mates like that... :rolleyes:

I'm just waitin' for a mate.

Ace Attorney · 04-11-2013 09:15PM

when you are fixing something involving screws and one of the little bastards falls and bounces seemingly into oblivion never to be seen again grrrr

Conall Cernach · 04-11-2013 09:39PM

Jokes that have a line after the punchline that try to make out like it was a true story or something. You know the ones "the priest fainted" or "the teacher had to leave the room."

Arawn · 04-11-2013 09:40PM

People saying they had a cheeky something.

Shut up you cockends

peewee_44 · 04-11-2013 09:50PM

I tell you what annoys me. One of my neighbours has had their back garden light on all day everyday for over 2 weeks. It does not effect me in anyway I just want them to turn it off even if only for during the day....

MurdyWurdy · 04-11-2013 10:20PM

When you can't find the remote control even though you just had it in your hand. I was watching tv this afternoon in bed while trying to get my sick baby to sleep. He fell asleep on my and then the remote was nowhere to be found. I couldn't move to look for it properly so had to watch done crap antiques programme. I found it later right under the pillows. Grr.......

elfy4eva · 05-11-2013 12:54AM

People saying childbirth is a miracle. It's not a fooking miracle, it's nature! shag off

Ihatecuddles · 05-11-2013 01:17AM

Arawn wrote: »

People saying they had a cheeky something.

Shut up you cockends

Few cheeky vinos with the girlos :P

People who use the word delicious to describe something other than food. I remember a friend of mine saying a dress was delicious and I wanted to split her. Another one, anything being yummy. Especially men, oh he's yummy :mad:

lkionm · 05-11-2013 01:23AM

mauzo! wrote: »

Few cheeky vinos with the girlos :P

People who use the word delicious to describe something other than food. I remember a friend of mine saying a dress was delicious and I wanted to split her. Another one, anything being yummy. Especially men, oh he's yummy :mad:

I don't think they mean he is yummy good lucking. Winky face

amtc · 05-11-2013 01:48AM

The nozzle on my hair dryer that without fail when drying my hair pops off and hits my bare foot. Ow!

The fact that after ten years, my house is falling apart (but thanks to the nice locksmith, sorted!) But why can't houses have digilocks?

Tesco kitchen cleaner, may be cheap but doesn't clean a thing. Spit and water would work better.

My friend, who thinks I have a housekeeper and uses a different spoon for each cup of tea. Just cause he had a housekeeper I don't!

My dad who panics when I don't phone home 3 times a day - I am 40!

People who get my name wrong - it's an A not an E! If you're typing in my email address do not then call me the wrong name.

Mickey H · 05-11-2013 03:22AM

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

You've got trains???? Last seen in the Northwest 60 fookin years ago, we wouldn't know what a train looked like even if it hit us.

They're large, grey and stink of piss. You can't miss them.

Driveby Dogboy · 05-11-2013 03:49AM

Arawn wrote: »

People saying they had a cheeky something.

Shut up you cockends

its grand if it's a cheeky half :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 05-11-2013 03:56AM

When your stupid brain is on the blink all day but then at 4am it's racing like a ginger foster child away from a spanking, and there's not a hope of it stopping.

Brain y u no work rite

SusieBlue · 05-11-2013 04:09AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

When your stupid brain is on the blink all day but then at 4am it's racing like a ginger foster child away from a spanking, and there's not a hope of it stopping.

Brain y u no work rite

Same! I started falling asleep at 7pm because I have the flu, but stayed awake cos I knew I'd wake up too early in the morning if I went to bed.. Roll on 4:10am and I'm still awake, lying in bed contemplating every bad decision I've ever made in my life :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 05-11-2013 04:14AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Same! I started falling asleep at 7pm because I have the flu, but stayed awake cos I knew I'd wake up too early in the morning if I went to bed.. Roll on 4:10am and I'm still awake, lying in bed contemplating every bad decision I've ever made in my life :pac:

Same. I found a naggin in my handbag from the weekend, think ill crack on with that and see if it relaxes the situation.

lkionm · 05-11-2013 04:31AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Same. I found a naggin in my handbag from the weekend, think ill crack on with that and see if it relaxes the situation.

Please don't masturbate with a dirty handbag naggin

lkionm · 05-11-2013 04:33AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Same! I started falling asleep at 7pm because I have the flu, but stayed awake cos I knew I'd wake up too early in the morning if I went to bed.. Roll on 4:10am and I'm still awake, lying in bed contemplating every bad decision I've ever made in my life :pac:

I'm just after turning off the new call of duty and a while ago myself and my ex gf took the relationship fully off Facebook.

Rasheed · 05-11-2013 08:19AM

Calves that never stopped roaring outside last night. Ok it's their first night away from their mothers and they're hungry but get over it fairly lively or I'll bring you to the factory.

Trivial things that annoy you

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