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Trivial things that annoy you

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  • #6632
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People who say "frickin'" - man up and damn well say fuuck, for frickins sake!

    Oh God so true. Either curse properly or don't at all.


  • #6633
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Oh God so true. Either curse properly or don't at all.

    Well flip that I say...............


  • #6634
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Well flip that I say...............

    Fup that......


  • #6635
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    What's with all the cussing?


  • #6636
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Billy86 wrote: »
    What's with all the cussing?

    THATS IT!! I AM TELLING THE MAN................YOU CAN ALL FUP OFF, YA SHOWER OF BAXTARDING GRASSHOLES


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  • #6637
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,940 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    Imagine how different this board would be if Father Ted had never existed.

    People's "joke bank" would be emptied by about 50%. :-)


  • #6638
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    When you eat a crisp thinking there's one more left but there isn't and you didn't get to enjoy the real last one properly.


  • #6639
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    Imagine how different this board would be if Father Ted had never existed.

    People's "joke bank" would be emptied by about 50%. :-)

    I though it was obvious I was quoting from Father Ted....:confused:


  • #6640
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • #6641
    DavyD_83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    People who use long words to sound intelligent.

    Alliteration annoys me too.

    In my experience, Americans are mad for this.
    If you disagree with a point, they repeat the same point using bigger words, therefore making it more convincing (in their heads only).


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  • #6642
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,046 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    How would these saps feel if roles were reversed and I strolled in with my ipod docking station, playing hardcore dance music at full blast?


  • #6643
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    what did you expect him to do...buy it a drink?


  • #6644
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    gramar wrote: »
    what did you expect him to do...buy it a drink?


    "Aaaaah, that's Bass"


    Cheque please:D


  • #6645
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,046 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    gramar wrote: »
    what did you expect him to do...buy it a drink?

    Id expect him not to bring it in the first place.


  • #6646
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    krudler wrote: »
    or people in pubs who shush others so someone can let out some dreary song about shpuds and the english, and it's not even a proper music session, fcuk off.

    We were in a pub last week listening to trad music, my boyfriends friend plays in the band. One guy starts playing duelling banjos on the flute, microphone and all...and some old bat was shushing the whole pub. Theres speakers all around the pub, we can hear him loud and clear!!

    It was a really loud annoying shush, one that instantly infuriates you, and she was staring at people with beady eyes and her f*cking finger on her lip like a teacher!!

    I was delighted when she fell over at last orders. :cool:

    Oh, and then she asks me why I drink Kopparberg through a straw, it seems pointless and stupid. I drink it through a f*cking straw because I have sensitive teeth and its not as nice without the ice!!! Mind yer bleedin' business. Starting drinking double vodkas then just to deal with her sitting beside me.

    Phew, that felt good.


  • #6647
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I was delighted when she fell over at last orders. :cool:

    I actually feel bad for laughing at that :pac:


  • #6648
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,296 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    When the sausages won't stay in the position I want them in the frying pan grrr


  • #6649
    saltyjack silverblade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭saltyjack silverblade


    It annoys me when I am in public and someone does something that I know others would object to and I think of people on here. Particularly when on the bus I think of Oldnotwise. Then I remember I need to get a life and I feel sad. Then the annoyance follows the sadness.
    And yes I realise the irony in making this statement here!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_KNYNzN6A


  • #6650
    Paddy Fields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭Paddy Fields


    Spongers that would live in one of your ears and set the other one out in flats. I used to have a full car to and from work. One in particular got on my tits and there was no real reason why he couldn't have a car, but why bark when you have a dog eh! One night there was only the two of us and this guy pulled out in front of me and I had to jam on. My free-loading passenger asked me if we had hit him and if he (free loader) had been injured could he then claim my insurance. He was back on the bus after that.


  • #6651
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The aul bitch in front of me in Aldi on Saturday. I think she got a heads up about WW3 (the war, not that wrestling ****e) breaking out, I think her bill was 200+ (at least it felt that way), she just beat me to checkout, and I have only four items, do you think she let me go in front? not a chance.


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  • #6652
    dubstarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The aul bitch in front of me in Aldi on Saturday. I think she got a heads up about WW3 (the war, not that wrestling ****e) breaking out, I think her bill was 200+ (at least it felt that way), she just beat me to checkout, and I have only four items, do you think she let me go in front? not a chance.

    Ah i would have let you in front.Hate people like that.


  • #6653
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,046 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The aul bitch in front of me in Aldi on Saturday. I think she got a heads up about WW3 (the war, not that wrestling ****e) breaking out, I think her bill was 200+ (at least it felt that way), she just beat me to checkout, and I have only four items, do you think she let me go in front? not a chance.

    Always makes me think of Me,Myself and Irene.


  • #6654
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Overeating. It was Mr Pumpkinseeds birthday at the weekend so we grazed our way through the weekend like happy piggys at a trough, feel disgusted with myself now:(, just not enough to stop myself grazing my way through our weekend in Dublin this week for the Depeche Mode concert:D


  • #6655
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Overeating. It was Mr Pumpkinseeds birthday at the weekend so we grazed our way through the weekend like happy piggys at a trough, feel disgusted with myself now:(, just not enough to stop myself grazing my way through our weekend in Dublin this week for the Depeche Mode concert:D


    :eek:


    Fcuking seething with envy right about now! Damn ya Pumpkinseeds ya lucky so and so! :mad:


    Trivial thing that annoys me? When I'm reminded of 80's classics like this and curse myself for having forgotten them-


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nVr4Ys8zKM


  • #6656
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Gargle.

    Not the drink, the word.


  • #6657
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Gargle.

    Not the drink, the word.

    No word of a lie, I was thinking the same thing not half an hour ago.

    Was it this thread title that did it? Government to set min price on gargle


  • #6658
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The aul bitch in front of me in Aldi on Saturday. I think she got a heads up about WW3 (the war, not that wrestling ****e) breaking out, I think her bill was 200+ (at least it felt that way), she just beat me to checkout, and I have only four items, do you think she let me go in front? not a chance.

    Something like this happened to me in aldi. All the tills had people standing there with their trolleys emptied and I was just standing their with a 39cent pack of tomatoes. They really need a 10 items or less checkout.


  • #6659
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    I actually feel bad for laughing at that :pac:

    Her and her husband were doing that Irish dancing old people do, you know the one where they dont actually know how to do it so they just flail their legs around in a packed bar? That's the one. She hits the deck and he's oblivious.

    She's sprawled out groaning on the floor and I felt like going SHUSH!!!! :mad:


  • #6660
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    just found out I have another four days of IV drips every six hours after my surgery tomorrow. I foolishly believed the IV's would stop once I'd been cut open.

    they've already had to open a new vein pretty much every day I've been here as mine seem to take particular offence to having needles stuck in them, I don't know if I have enough easily available ones to last until the end of the week


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  • #6661
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    People saying "Barthalona"......fcuk off and say "Barcelona" you cnuts.


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