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  • #6752
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    HP saved my life.. I was photocopying a picture of my ar$e when I noticed a lump..


  • #6753
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Argh, more needles up the jacksie.


  • #6754
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Did HP manufacture the probe?


  • #6755
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    "They didnt want to damage me rectal nerves Phillip"


  • #6756
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Six on the left, six on the right
    Legs together and dosey doe.


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  • #6757
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    We hear enough about breast cancer so for equality's sake we should have gender balance when it comes to cancer issues..


  • #6758
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "The scarring is on the inside"

    Ok which one of you is it?


  • #6759
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Did HP manufacture the probe?
    I don't think a probe made of ice-cream would be much good......


  • #6760
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Has Mooney covered this?


  • #6761
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    PBH:"Well, fingers crossed"

    I hope the doctor didnt have his fingers crossed when he was doing the exam.


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  • #6762
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Has Mooney covered this?
    Covered it in what?


  • #6763
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    mr bumfinger


  • #6764
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Has Mooney covered this?

    Off-air....... yes.... in depth


  • #6765
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Don't think any cancer could survive in that area with the amount of hot Indian food i eat:D


  • #6766
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Don't think any cancer could survive in that area with the amount of hot Indian food i eat:D

    Love my vindaloos.

    Have to leave the baby wipes in the fridge though.


  • #6767
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    We're really getting to the guts of it, now.


  • #6768
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Can he upload the video footage of the exam for us?


  • #6769
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Has Mooney covered this?

    :rolleyes:


  • #6770
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    erectile dysfunction
    anal leakage
    ...


  • #6771
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    anyone else getting bored with "Prostate FM"


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  • #6772
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ah jaysus:(


  • #6773
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Ugh.


  • #6774
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Damn I thought he was going to say you need to build up the muscle of the penis.


  • #6775
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ah, jeez, just a few days of heaving hay will do it.


  • #6776
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    snubbleste wrote: »
    erectile dysfunction
    anal leakage
    ...

    Pelvic thrusts! :D


  • #6777
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Too much information!
    Schoolkids in cars at 1430 etc


  • #6778
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Philip: Were you concerned about leakage in the back passage?
    Caller: No philip.
    Philip:Why not caller?
    Caller: Well, I don't have a back passage. I have a through lounge and porch.


  • #6779
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Are we getting into the too-much-information area now.........?


  • #6780
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    sudzs wrote: »
    Pelvic thrusts! :D

    That really drives 'em insane


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  • #6781
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Too much information!
    Schoolkids in cars at 1430 etc

    Mumsy on the phone while driving will drown it out.


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