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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Did Philip just orgasm live on air?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Cue Cark people torching RTE.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Cork.


    Obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    smoking:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Brilliant. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Claggy sod from Cork?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Im unhappy with my job dot com.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Why is he calling in :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Does he not take a deposit?

    I'd charge all Cork people a hefty deposit. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,646 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Cute Cork hoor.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    A friend of mine is a bar man and he says the womens toilets at the end of a night is always way worse than the mens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    What is the point of this call?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    He sounds like the type of lad who would collect dirty underwear as a hobby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,646 ✭✭✭baldbear


    That_Guy wrote: »
    What is the point of this call?
    Soiled Cork jocks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Paddy O'Gorman stayed with him.

    Probably went on air then on the following Tuesday morning and slated the place.



    He has form for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Big C


    Lapin wrote: »
    Does he not take a deposit?

    I'd charge all Cork people a hefty deposit. :D

    guest left a big deposit in the cupboard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Lapin wrote: »
    Paddy O'Gorman stayed with him.

    Probably went on air then on the following Tuesday morning and slated the place.



    He has form for that.

    Why, is he a roofer?

    Bad-dum-disshhhh.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I said to meself, meself I said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Dirty Nurses


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Pvc gloves


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Dirty Nurses

    Durty Cork nurses.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Why did they turn round to take off their gloves ?


    Seems overly modest.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Cos otherwise they'd be providing a strip tease show


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    They should bring back the big fat mama matrons to run the hospital wards.

    They did things right whether you liked them or not.

    And get rid of the overpaid jumped up little farts with business diplomas who think the world operates according to what it says on their clipboards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Yeah that's all very well but a lot of sick people are not able to ask a doctor to wash their hands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Dublin_Mom


    It all depends on the manner in which she asks them to wash their hands, I imagine...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Dublin_Mom wrote: »
    It all depends on the manner in which she asks them to wash their hands, I imagine...
    If she's the same CF patient that was on a couple of years ago talking about dementia patients in an incredibly insensitive manner; then I'm not surprised they didn't take kindly to her request.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "me head was open from ear to ear" :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Big C wrote: »
    guest left a big deposit in the cupboard

    reminds of a b&b i stayed in (back in early 80`s), no ensuite those days and the bathroom was down 3 flights of stairs so needing to go I made use of an empty bottle i had, coke came in big glass bottles then.. put in the boot of the car and forgot about until I was stopped 3 weeks later by the British Army at a check point on the border, soldier searched my boot and zeroed in on the filled bottle, petrol bomb maybe? Anyway he asked me what was in it and I said very little, he took a sniff, closed the bottle, looked at me and said be on your way!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ah; now we know where the durty B&Ber was going - heading for a crap in the horspittle.


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