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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • #4022
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    I'm out.


  • #4023
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    It's not lymes disease Joe, it's lyme disease. :rolleyes:


  • #4024
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Meathlass wrote: »
    Woman gets disease .... gets treatment ..... seems ok now ..... so, what's the story here?
    To let people know about the symptoms. Of course with Joe's incisive interview technique, it's about as clear as mud.


  • #4025
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    "terry o tool " ?

    Please god tell me its one of you lads !

    :D


  • #4026
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Terry had anal issues in Bangkok


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  • #4027
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Please budda, allah and the little baby jesus, make it stop! :mad:


  • #4028
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    There's someone laughing in the background, after he said constipated.


  • #4029
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Constipated, Joe."
    "I'm full of schit too, caller."


  • #4030
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    constipated listening to this utter gash...


  • #4031
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Bacardi and lyme disease?


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  • #4032
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Constipation!!! thank god, theres enough shyte flowing on the show as it is.


  • #4033
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Is this kind of stuff not more suited to being discussed in the queue in the post office on pension day. :rolleyes:


  • #4034
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    Bacardi and lyme disease?

    Lemon and Lyme disease if far worse...............i'll get me coat


  • #4035
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lahv Lhyme's Disease: a disease common in Ireland caused by overexposure to death, suicide and every type of misery discussed daily on Lahv Lahn. Doctors are baffled as they explain than sufferers should know better. Also linked to excessive coddle consumption.

    Symptoms: clenching of teeth, extreme frustration, banging of heads on tables/walls, incredible urge to throw radios out of windows between the hours of 1:45-3:00pm Monday-Friday, headaches due to grunting noises and indecipherable Dubalinese accents, etc.

    Treatment: turning off the radio


  • #4036
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    actually?


  • #4037
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe has Thick Disease alright.


  • #4038
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    I always knew there was more thicks over in the west :D


  • #4039
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Lyme disease is sneered at Stateside

    It seems to catch lazy obese people hardest


  • #4040
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Did he say "I was only off the boat 2 weeks"? The boat to America? On a J1?


  • #4041
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    #slanegirl could do with some Lyme disease...

    #shorttermmemoryloss


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  • #4042
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Imagine if Jim Larkin died from Lhymes Dizease? That'd be the show sorted for topics until 2016.


  • #4043
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    If Joe says Lymes disease one more time I'm fekkin the radio out the window! :mad:


  • #4044
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    AIDS terry AIDS


  • #4045
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Is this Lhyme's Dizzease?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide,
    No escape from reality,
    Open your eyes,
    Look up to the skies and see,
    I'm just a poor boy,
    From Ballyer, but I now live in a mega-mansion in Clontarf by the sea.


  • #4046
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Hunting ?

    Horse and hound are on the case now ?

    :D


  • #4047
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sudzs wrote: »
    If Joe says Lymes disease one more time I'm fekkin the radio out the window! :mad:

    Ah sudzs, I see your problem there from my list which I compiled earlier - symptom and treatment highlighted in bold below for you. That'll be EUR60. :rolleyes:

    Lahv Lhyme's Disease: a disease common in Ireland caused by overexposure to death, suicide and every type of misery discussed daily on Lahv Lahn. Doctors are baffled as they explain than sufferers should know better. Also linked to excessive coddle consumption.

    Symptoms: clenching of teeth, extreme frustration, banging of heads on tables/walls, incredible urge to throw radios out of windows between the hours of 1:45-3:00pm Monday-Friday, headaches due to grunting noises and indecipherable Dubalinese accents, etc.

    Treatment: turning off the radio


  • #4048
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Prevention: don't ever go outside ever. Especially to America or other countries.


  • #4049
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Could #slanegirl have Lyme disease?

    Well, she was sucking on some thicks ...


  • #4050
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Just check yourself for ticks after walking in the country. You can even get your partner involved, to make it fun!


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  • #4051
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    my friend wrote: »
    Could #slanegirl have Lyme disease?

    Well, she was sucking on some thicks ...

    The deer's antler, anyway.


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