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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    Tee-at-er


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ah, it's all fun and games in Kilkenny. Fake stiffs in coffins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Another from the Matt Cooper "THEE-AAAY-TER" School of Pronunciation.

    Drives me crazy when I hear that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Funny Friday material....:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    mother of christ:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Joe heading for Kilkenny this weekend


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I can't believe I'm hearing this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Pour a bottle of whiskey over the stiff? The waste would wake him up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    "Invites her into the coffin". Joe cuts him off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Sexual assault using a coffin, only in Ireland.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Firefox11


    lol...fake funerals and pints of Guinness. you couldn't make this stuff up!!!!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Ah, it's all fun and games in Kilkenny. Fake stiffs in coffins.

    Fleece the yanks a la Trainspotting - can't find the clip :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    this re-inforces my wish to put it in my will I be dispatched with the minimum of fuss...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    People are dieing to see it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Twould take Joe to remember Charlie's funeral.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Funny Friday from d'wake in Kilkenny in 2 weeks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Another drama llama


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Ticks are very dangerous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe: Is there a name on this insect?


    :confused:
    Its not a fire engine where you can read the license plate.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    The insect doesnt cause it you thick. It just transfers the bacterium that causes the disease into the skin. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Another drama llama
    Go off this weekend and get yourself a dose of kidney failure and we'll see how you feel after! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Weill's or Lyme's disease?
    Can be carried by bugs, rat piss, etc.
    Woman down the road from me got a scratch in the garden, lost her arm to sepsis.
    She should have phoned Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Funny Friday from d'wake in Kilkenny in 2 weeks.

    Forget about pouring whiskey on Syl Fox in the coffin to wake him up, bury the fecker while they have the chance before he can crack another terrible joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Ticks are very dangerous.

    So is the human thick version


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Weill's or Lyme's disease?
    Can be carried by bugs, rat piss, etc.
    Woman down the road from me got a scratch in the garden, lost her arm to sepsis.
    She should have phoned Joe.
    Tick bites can get infected if you pull them out and the mouth parts stay in the skin. (ugh).


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Have a good weekend folks, and if you're going to any funerals I hope you have a blast !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    I hope that stupid home birth woman was asked why she wouldn't accept the risk if that's what she really wanted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Dublin_Mom


    Hopefully they will whack her with a large legal bill, otherwise she will carry on with this to Europe...

    Most people are grateful for a healthy baby, some people cannot even have any. People like this woman make me sick with this 'its my rights to birth in my own bed' type of nonsense.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Dublin_Mom wrote: »
    Hopefully they will whack her with a large legal bill, otherwise she will carry on with this to Europe...

    Most people are grateful for a healthy baby, some people cannot even have any. People like this woman make me sick with this 'its my rights to birth in my own bed' type of nonsense.
    You can bet she'd be trying to sue someone if her home birth went wrong, too.


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