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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • #3212
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Is there gold in the soil in Cork?"

    I feel a call from John O'Donovan in the air. :)


  • #3213
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Could he not open his own graveyard and charge a few bob less?


  • #3214
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    He must have been a bit smelly by the time they buried him.


  • #3215
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He died..and we buried him two years later :eek:


  • #3216
    lazygal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Why the hell do people spend the money if they think its too much? I'd haunt the hell out of anyone who spent nine grand on something as unnecessary as a funeral and headstone.


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  • #3217
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Joe sounds bored out of his skull.

    Hmm, why, yeah


  • #3218
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This lad needs the word "exploitation" explained to him. And "perspective".

    Thing is in Cork, people are dying to get into the funeral parlors........BOOM! BOOM!


  • #3219
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I see there is a gap in the market for crematoria nationwide


  • #3220
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Liking the callers today.. None of the usual politically correct rubbish.. People saying what they feel..


  • #3221
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Does he want his money back?


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  • #3222
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He's giving out to Joe now about his earlier topic


  • #3223
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I see there is a gap in the market for crematoria nationwide

    He could open a crematorium in Ovens, Co Cork.....


  • #3224
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Liking the callers today.. None of the usual politically correct rubbish.. People saying what they feel..

    How do all of these escapees get access to phones so quickly?


  • #3225
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I detest the cozy cartel that exists in the funeral industry. When I go I want one of those wicker boxes and the cheapest possible option of disposing of it all.


  • #3226
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Waiting for Joe to say "You cant take it with you".


  • #3227
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "The government should set the price of funerals". :):)


  • #3228
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Did he just say "Michael Healy Rae"?

    YOU JUST LOST YOUR ARGUMENT CALLER.


  • #3229
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,075 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Liking the callers today.. None of the usual politically correct rubbish.. People saying what they feel..

    Well we were owed one considering the last two days, six word poems
    and Paul Williams.


  • #3230
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    His dad wanted a simple wooden box, the son ignored that and then moans about the cost of the coffin?


  • #3231
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    His dad wanted a simple wooden box, the son ignored that and then moans about the cost of the coffin?
    Probably a giant headstone with a shining beacon on top


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  • #3232
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    back peddling are we


  • #3233
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,646 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Yeah Marie is ok shes not mad.


  • #3234
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    sudzs wrote: »
    I detest the cozy cartel that exists in the funeral industry. When I go I want one of those wicker boxes and the cheapest possible option of disposing of it all.

    Greyhound Removals. Use the red bin for cadavers.


  • #3235
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oops, Joe back-pedals about the delusional comment.


  • #3236
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Someone from north must a got onto joe :D


  • #3237
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This has potential......


  • #3238
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Ah, the light suddenly flickers on in Joes head, will Joe now apologise to Marie for saying she's delusional.


  • #3239
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    No apology for calling a caller delusional..so far


  • #3240
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    If a family member of mine ever wins a gold medal I'm going into hibernation in case Brek comes knocking on my door.


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  • #3241
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Probably a giant headstone with a shining beacon on top

    Or a granite Hi-Ace


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