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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    This is most unsettling.... yearning(ish) for Joe.... feeling genuinely sorry for a taxi driver....

    I'll need counselling if this keeps up :eek:
    I know, it's weird, isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    cr17 wrote: »
    Surely Insurance would sort this out ? Poor Fella.

    Should do .

    It's not like he left the doors open or something.

    Bet they fuk him on the renewal though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I smell a rates story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I dont want to point the finger but a lot of these crimes seem to happen when Joe Duffy is conveniently "away on holidays"..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Missed the bit about him being seperated .

    Thanks. Lads that explains it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Gorgeous Gort?

    Must be a different Gort.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I dont want to point the finger but a lot of these crimes seem to happen when Joe Duffy is conveniently "away on holidays"..

    you can take the man out of Ballyer.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    has she just rung up to gloat?

    im creaming it joe..60 hours a week..thats practically part time in that game.

    this has to be a pisstake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I smell a rates story

    Bingo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I smell a rates story

    I smell a plug story.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    When she said she left at 1:20 yesterday I thought to myself "nice, half day!".

    Gort......wow, makes Oranmore look like New York. D'Omen buying into the theory that it is New York though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    the councils have enough money for their obscene wages:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    Gorgeous Gort?

    Must be a different Gort.

    They're easily confused....:)

    vienna.jpg

    Gort300.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    europa11 wrote: »
    They're easily confused....:)

    vienna.jpg

    Ah, Gort is wonderful this time of year...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,420 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    I knew I needed planning to have decking, I didn't have planning to have decking, someone complained about the decking - but I still have a problem with it

    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Gorgeous Gort has Patchy Pat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Simple solution:

    1. Take down decking
    2. Trip on the broken path and injure yourself
    3. Sue council for damages.
    4. Profit.

    I'm being serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Bits_n_Bobs


    "Any leeway with the council?"

    Not unless you have a few brown envelopes to spare Damo.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Decking :rolleyes:.........a.k.a. roofs for rats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,420 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Aha, was just going to post that she'd need to be naming her business a bit more..... she's copping on at last!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    Simple solution:

    1. Take down decking
    2. Trip on the broken path and injure yourself, break leg
    3. Sue council for damages.
    4. Profit.

    I'm being serious.

    Worked for Joe :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Leeway with the Council"?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - not once the legal process has started to rumble underway. Some of them are a bunch of chair-polishing bstrds (not all of them, though).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I know the law but I don't like it so I did my own thing. Irish solution to an Irish problem.

    You need a licence for tables and chairs and I didn't have one but I wasn't willing to pay for air con indoors so I again, just did what I wanted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    At least she is not going on hunger strike


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Is she asthmatic?......or working up some tears for effect?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    le la rat wrote: »
    At least she is not going on hunger strike

    Her buns are just too tasty (double entendre intended).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Her buns are just too tasty (double entendre intended).
    #


    need photo :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,749 ✭✭✭Trampas


    they should just give her the whole footpath so nobody can walk by without going in to buy a cup of tea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    hi-jaxed:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I'm kind of streetwise, Damo."


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