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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • #5582
    naughto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭naughto


    new pic of wexford lass

    935825_192661617568656_1650835801_n.jpg


  • #5583
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Hmm duno, if mine was metered I'd quickly have a pipe bypassing the meter anyways :p

    You're not the only one. Well worth the drilling of it 30 years ago! First one we had dried up so hope it doesn't happen to this one.

    Ah naughto, you'd better hope she hasn't got any brothers that are big burly farmers on boards.;)


  • #5584
    naughto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭naughto


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    You're not the only one. Well worth the drilling of it 30 years ago! First one we had dried up so hope it doesn't happen to this one.

    Ah naughto, you'd better hope she hasn't got any brothers that are big burly farmers on boards.;)
    she on a lot worse threads than the farming chit chat kovu believe u me.
    that came out wrong she being talked about on far worse threads that farming chit chat
    the way i said it,it looked like she was on them xxx sites(i looked shes not)

    sure they will never find me iam hiding behinde a proxy


  • #5585
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    naughto wrote: »
    she on a lot worse threads than the farming chit chat kovu believe u me.
    that came out wrong she being talked about on far worse threads that farming chit chat
    the way i said it,it looked like she was on them xxx sites(i looked shes not)

    sure they will never find me iam hiding behinde a proxy

    Hahaha I started reading that wrong at first alright! Speaking of making pools at home, heat got too bad today for me. We use an old milk tanker to carry water up from a lake to water the veg so I hopped into that. PERFECT!! :D

    New pool for me. Even if it is a bit small.
    (one problem though, it's parked next to the road......many confused drivers!)


  • #5586
    JohnBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭JohnBoy


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Forceps:eek:
    whelan1 wrote: »
    that very word frightens me

    Episiotomy




    Now that's a frigthening word


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  • #5587
    AntrimGlens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭AntrimGlens


    You wouldnt' be on the back of quadboys quad after one of them...:eek:


  • #5588
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    JohnBoy wrote: »
    Episiotomy




    Now that's a frigthening word
    babs has to come out some how.... i had 3 sections:D ( did try on the first )


  • #5589
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    whelan1 wrote: »
    babs has to come out some how.... i had 3 sections:D ( did try on the first )
    Too posh to push:D:D


  • #5590
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Mrs Delaval away today with girls...............that means money and wine. I am in charge, all jobs done heading to playground before it gets too hot.

    Lad called for money that is slightly in dispute. I told him cheque book was down at the office (as its his boss I wnt to talk to), young lad pipes up that he'll cycle down for it. Jesus they would hang you!!!!!


  • #5591
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    delaval wrote: »
    Too posh to push:D:D
    nope after a day of pushing i had had enough and i said i was going home unless they took him out... was very sick after had to stay in hospital for a week... was back milking a week after my second section though


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  • #5592
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    this wether keeps up there will be a serious baby boom next april, what with all the barbecues and bulmers being consumed and too hot to sleep at night, twill be interesting to see in a few months time:D


  • #5593
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    delaval wrote: »
    Mrs Delaval away today with girls...............that means money and wine. I am in charge, all jobs done heading to playground before it gets too hot.

    Lad called for money that is slightly in dispute. I told him cheque book was down at the office (as its his boss I wnt to talk to), young lad pipes up that he'll cycle down for it. Jesus they would hang you!!!!!
    i gave a sales rep a cheque in the last week of june, it still hadnt come out of my bank account and when i got my milk statement it hadnt come off my account.... i rang him, ended up having to cancel the cheque and gave him another one, now where it went neither of us know, i have a receipt for it and all:confused:


  • #5594
    JohnBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭JohnBoy


    whelan1 wrote: »
    babs has to come out some how.... i had 3 sections:D ( did try on the first )



    I remember in the ante natal class when the midwife described the episiotomy (and how it is the lesser of two evils) the entire room squeezed their legs together and sat forward a little bit.


    Kind a like when jerry flannery got a headbut in the nuts, but this time the women wince too.


  • #5595
    jomoloney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 859 ✭✭✭jomoloney


    JohnBoy wrote: »
    Kind a like when jerry flannery got a headbut in the nuts, but this time the women wince too.


    every body whinsed ..... except Fla :D:D


  • #5596
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    naughto wrote: »
    new pic of wexford lass

    935825_192661617568656_1650835801_n.jpg

    ah naughto, will ya quit, i had just got over the last picture,


  • #5597
    dharn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    Ya he has it bad alright, must say she is nice though


  • #5598
    dharn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Hahaha I started reading that wrong at first alright! Speaking of making pools at home, heat got too bad today for me. We use an old milk tanker to carry water up from a lake to water the veg so I hopped into that. PERFECT!! :D

    New pool for me. Even if it is a bit small.
    (one problem though, it's parked next to the road......many confused drivers!)

    Are you in the nip again :D


  • #5599
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Hahaha I started reading that wrong at first alright! Speaking of making pools at home, heat got too bad today for me. We use an old milk tanker to carry water up from a lake to water the veg so I hopped into that. PERFECT!! :D

    New pool for me. Even if it is a bit small.
    (one problem though, it's parked next to the road......many confused drivers!)

    has it a tow bar on it, quad boy could tow you around in it, wash and go sort of a job


  • #5600
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    hugo29 wrote: »
    has it a tow bar on it, quad boy could tow you around in it, wash and go sort of a job

    It does have a tow bar, we normally use it for bulk meal for the cattle :D

    In my bikini, I got sunburned last year and I vowed never again!
    Up at 8am for AI man this morning for 2 more cows, they seem to be coming in pairs this year for us. OSI on both as the AI man had to walk 400m from the road to them and didn't want him fumbling between the two and putting the bigger bull on the heifer:o

    Anyone else find him very easy calving with nice shapey calves? It's what all our first calvers get.


  • #5601
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    It does have a tow bar, we normally use it for bulk meal for the cattle :D

    In my bikini, I got sunburned last year and I vowed never again!
    Up at 8am for AI man this morning for 2 more cows, they seem to be coming in pairs this year for us. OSI on both as the AI man had to walk 400m from the road to them and didn't want him fumbling between the two and putting the bigger bull on the heifer:o

    Anyone else find him very easy calving with nice shapey calves? It's what all our first calvers get.

    the AI man must have being looking for a hook to hang his pants, when you appeared in a bikini at 8 this morning :D


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  • #5602
    dharn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    Ya kovi your teasing us now:cool:


  • #5603
    dharn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    hugo29 wrote: »
    ah naughto, will ya quit, i had just got over the last picture,

    Must be someone from wexford here who knows her name, put poor auld naughto out of his misery, (maybe the rest of us as well )


  • #5604
    reilig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    dharn wrote: »
    Must be someone from wexford here who knows her name, put poor auld naughto out of his misery, (maybe the rest of us as well )

    Katrina Parrock.

    Other sites are waaay ahead of ye lads!

    http://www.joe.ie/gaa/gaa-news/the-most-famous-camogie-water-carrier-in-ireland-and-ger-loughnane-has-a-fierce-dig-at-john-mullane/


  • #5605
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    dharn wrote: »
    Must be someone from wexford here who knows her name, put poor auld naughto out of his misery, (maybe the rest of us as well )

    has she any sisters


  • #5606
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    you lads should have left it at the first picture as she has one of those angry heads on her that would stop a clock


  • #5607
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    bob charles wrote: »
    you lads should have left it at the first picture as she has one of those angry heads on her that would stop a clock

    bob have ya ever heard of the saying about the mantle piece and the fire


  • #5608
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    She now has her own Wiki Page


  • #5609
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    who the fug wrote: »
    She now has her own Wiki Page

    cant find her ratings in ICBF


  • #5610
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    who the fug wrote: »
    She now has her own Wiki Page

    ah Jasus lads look at her age, most of you lads will be done for interfering with a minor.


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  • #5611
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bob charles wrote: »
    the AI man must have being looking for a hook to hang his pants, when you appeared in a bikini at 8 this morning :D
    dharn wrote: »
    Ya kovi your teasing us now:cool:

    Ah will ye shush! I've just been left a delivery of a pallet of calf nuts, 70 bags for me to unload and stack in the shed the evening:(
    Will leaving it in the sun for a few hours do anything to it? I'm not going to start it in that heat!


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