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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    bord gais crew arriving today to fix my drains:D:D

    ya better get out of yer pyjamas so,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    Muckit wrote: »
    Well would ye go back to it?


    I don't know. I'd love to, but . . . .

    1. We had very outdated milking facilities - machine has been sold and facilities demolished at this stage.

    2. I don't think we have the land quality to keep and feed the amount of Dairy cows that would be needed to make a living.

    3. I saw the prices for a milking parlour that someone posted here this week - I don't think I'd have the balls to borrow that much money in 1 go and then be confident that i could repay it from my earnings.

    4. I have good work life balance at the moment. Things work well for us. I don't know if I would be prepared to give that up.

    Finally and here's where the debate lies, everyone is predicting that the future lies in Milk. Every day there's a person on here asking about changing to producing milk after 2015. How are people so sure that there will be profit in Milk when the quota goes? Where is the outet going to be? I know that processors are building new facilities and developing new markets, but what's to stop the processors from holding Dairy farmers to ransome just like the meat factories do to Beef farmers???

    Maybe the best way to put it is that I'm not confident enough in the future of Dairy to make such an investment of time and money. I have a fair idea as to the direction that suckler farming is going. It's going put a lot of suckler farmers out of the suckler business. The days of high meal inputs are coming to an end for most. Farmers are going to have to produce high numbers cheaply by grass feeding, utilizing slurry, having smaller, milkier cows and using easier calving breeds to ensure hassle free calving and livelier calves. It'll be about getting numbers out the gate, high weights attained by meal feeding will be pointless and big soft calves will only be produced for shows! I'm hoping that after the next 10 years I will still be in it. I'm not too far off having the facilities, and hopefully will be able to double the amount of land. I do believe that right now the most profitable thing for me is to produce weanlings for export, but this is changing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    After putting in a new washing machine for my aunt, haven't wired a plug in years. If I disappear for a few days I've either flooded the house or fried someone :o

    Jaysus it's hot outside, was supposed to top rushes but I think I'll wait until evening now.

    well no sign of an explosion on the news yet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    reilig wrote: »
    I don't know. I'd love to, but . . . .

    I do believe that right now the most profitable thing for me is to produce weanlings for export, but this is changing!

    Good post ;) Would have to agree with a lot of what you've said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    hugo29 wrote: »
    well no sign of an explosion on the news yet

    Maybe she hasn't put the wash on yet:D

    I got a strange look off her when I asked her if midwifery (her job) it was similar to calving cows......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Manoffeeling


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    I got a strange look off her when I asked her if midwifery (her job) it was similar to calving cows......

    And do you think they are similar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Maybe she hasn't put the wash on yet:D

    I got a strange look off her when I asked her if midwifery (her job) it was similar to calving cows......

    trust me , i ve been at both occasions and they aint,
    thank fcuk the cows cant talk cause if they could it would not be pretty:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    And do you think they are similar?

    F**ked if I know and she never calved a cow!

    And Hugo, so am I. They wouldn't like all my cursing at them :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    hugo29 wrote: »
    trust me , i ve been at both occasions and they aint,
    thank fcuk the cows cant talk cause if they could it would not be pretty:D
    they are similar the males get the easy part and the woman is left to deal with it, theres no way you can leave hospital without the baby coming out....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    they are similar the males get the easy part and the woman is left to deal with it, theres no way you can leave hospital without the baby coming out....

    ah now, we are only doing our part, if we could swap places we would;)

    i mean its not our fault we were chosen as the dominant species:pac::pac:

    ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    did you see the guy from newstalk - henry mc kean- going through a false labour, he could only stand 2.5 hours of the pain.....:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    hugo29 wrote: »
    ah now, we are only doing our part, if we could swap places we would;)

    i mean its not our fault we were chosen as the dominant species:pac::pac:

    ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    not even worthy of a reply....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    did you see the guy from newstalk - henry mc kean- going through a false labour, he could only stand 2.5 hours of the pain.....:rolleyes:

    no but he done well at that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    not even worthy of a reply....

    aah im only winding ya up, i have been in that place twice and have nothing but respect for all the women, i can honestly say i would not be able to do it,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Maybe she hasn't put the wash on yet:D

    I got a strange look off her when I asked her if midwifery (her job) it was similar to calving cows......

    Don't think she would get away with a jack in the delivery room


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Don't think she would get away with a jack in the delivery room

    Forceps:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    reilig wrote: »
    I don't know. I'd love to, but . . . .
    Excellent synopsis. Can't pick holes in that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    whelan1 wrote: »
    they are similar the males get the easy part and the woman is left to deal with it, theres no way you can leave hospital without the baby coming out....

    Ah whealan, you just don't appreciate the stress it causes us! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    just do it wrote: »
    Ah whealan, you just don't appreciate the stress it causes us! :D
    ye that slipped my mind. ye poor things


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 muirsin




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    warning on side of box of kids paddling pool- warning children will get wet:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Neck cooler scarf, 2nd best buy of this warm spell. Crystals soak up water, then wear it like a scarf or bandana and turn it as needed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Neck cooler scarf, 2nd best buy of this warm spell. Crystals soak up water, then wear it like a scarf or bandana and turn it as needed.
    post a pic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    2 new gates hung a week ago an feckin neighbours climbing over them taking shortcut to the beach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    Connect the electric fence to them :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    had a long milking this evening, drainage man arrived just as i had first row on, then sales rep arrived on 3rd row, kids had a row on 5th row so had to intervene..... then when machine was on washing went out to put 2 staples in fence where wire was down had plugged out fence but there was still a shock in it:eek: had to go back to yard and plug out other fence, anyways having a bulmers now:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    dharn wrote: »
    Connect the electric fence to them :)

    Good idea i got an awful shock off a gate that was touching the fence last week, uncle said wrap thorny wire around the top bar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    Giving water to the bullocks today and one of them decided to take the key out of the ignition of the quad, good job he didnt swallow it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Forceps:eek:
    that very word frightens me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    whelan1 wrote: »
    post a pic

    Can't at the moment, bought it on ebay. Each time I try to load the page my browser throws a wobbly :rolleyes:

    If you Google image search neck cooling scarf you'll see it.


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