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The Prince of Burma appreciation thread

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  • #1232
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Colonel Sanders wrote: »
    He won the bumper when it was the last race of the 3 days & then the following years Supreme Novice

    No idea of the year though!
    1993, thats not from memory, its from mr google:)


  • #1233
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Bayern very strong tonight. Hopefully Powers lay em at lunch although if they stick up a free money special I'm guessing Bayern/Barca double


  • #1234
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    What odds for the double?


  • #1235
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Slattsy wrote: »
    What odds for the double?

    Betfair implies just under 9/4

    Powers were laying it yesterday at 9/4, but Bayern were a bigger price. They might enhance it to 100-200 quid


  • #1236
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Seems like a good double.
    I fully expect Bayern to beat Arsenal tonight.


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  • #1237
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    1.91 Bayern now. Were 2.12 yesterday


  • #1238
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Boots pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.

    She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

    I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

    I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

    Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

    Then she beat the **** out of me....

    Women have always been hard for me to figure out.


  • #1239
    Luap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭Luap


    A bit of cling film and an elastic band always did the trick for me.


    Seen a traffic warden ticketing a car, was thinking it would be funny just to go over and start going absolutely mental at him pretending it was my car. :p


  • #1240
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Toffeepops lads, best biscuits ever.
    That's a pack down in about 45 seconds with a cup o tae.


  • #1241
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Toffeepops lads, best biscuits ever.
    That's a pack down in about 45 seconds with a cup o tae.

    Keep it up and we will call you Fattsy!

    Viscounts beat the bollox off them by the way :D


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  • #1242
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    I hate mint


  • #1243
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    I'm a huge Kimberley fan

    Had double orios the other day. Not a huge orio man but the "doubles" were tremendous


  • #1244
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    RichieLawlessness wrote: »
    I hate mint

    After hates?


  • #1245
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Viscounts are my second favourite.
    And to finish the top three I'd have to include the best dunker on the shelves, the chocolate hobnob.


  • #1246
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21503370

    Either Oscar Pistorius is a bigger prick than I gave him credit for or he is taking the PIStorius. Did he think the robber was stealing his toilet paper? And really in the minute you were putting on your prosthetic legs you did not realise your girlfriend was not in bed. I hope the scumbag goes down for life. Time to get back on the fence...


  • #1247
    ft9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    What did the monkey say when they cut off his tail?


  • #1248
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    ft9 wrote: »
    What did the monkey say when they cut off his tail?

    Give it back or I'll rape your family


  • #1249
    ft9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    RichieLawlessness wrote: »
    Give it back or I'll rape your family
    Incorrect. You are wrong. Again.
    ft9 wrote: »
    What did the monkey say when they cut off his tail?

    He said, ''It won't be long now.''

    3 weeks till CheltFest!!!


  • #1250
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    What's yellow and can't swim


  • #1251
    ft9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    RichieLawlessness wrote: »
    What's yellow and can't swim

    A banana?


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  • #1252
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    No a jcb hehehe


  • #1253
    ft9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    ffs


  • #1254
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?






















    You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.


  • #1255
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    I heard a rather distasteful one similar to that one Slattsy that involved Madeline McCann.


    Distasteful but humorous.


  • #1256
    hucklebuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Whats the difference between an apple and an orange.

    You could get away with calling someone an apple bastard!


  • #1257
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chocolate hobnobs..kimberly..viscounts, toffeepops *sigh.... i can only afford marietta :( damn you paddypower!! :)


  • #1258
    ste2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭ste2010


    You know you have problems when you can't eat faberge eggs for lunch


  • #1259
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    I hate how wrong projected SPs can be on irishracing.com. If I got the projected 7/1 about Anonis tomorrow at Clonmel I'll

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


    Will be more like 3/1


  • #1260
    SRFC
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭SRFC


    RichieLawlessness wrote: »
    I hate how wrong projected SPs can be on irishracing.com. If I got the projected 7/1 about Anonis tomorrow at Clonmel I'll

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


    Will be more like 3/1




    Cant jump Unika will bolt up against them they think shes as real good.


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  • #1261
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Bit premature to say he can't jump after two hurdle starts


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