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Jizzler's 2012 - Nomination Thread [Nominations Close TONIGHT!]

wnolan1992 · 2012-12-10 11:19:46

Righty, get your nominations in for this year's awards. This thread is for nominations only. General chat goes here. The Awards: - Best Poster - Best Thread - Funniest poster - Best Taste in Music - Best Mod - Best Beard - The Niceguy award for nicest poster - The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Should be…

10-12-2012 12:19pm

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wnolan1992

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Righty, get your nominations in for this year's awards.

This thread is for nominations only. General chat goes here.

The Awards:
- Best Poster
- Best Thread
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music
- Best Mod
- Best Beard
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
- Should be a couple?
- Nerdiest poster
- Best newcomer
- Best playpen intro
- Best playpen answers
- Most creative poster
- Most likely to be president one day
- Best Jumpguy
- Most inspirational poster

Nominations close tonight at some point after midnight.

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#2 10-12-2012 12:57pm

Palytoxin

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The Awards:
- Best Poster Cakes.
- Best Thread Draw a Picture and Ask For Another!
- Funniest poster Pseudofamous
- Best Taste in Music deise girl
- Best Mod Piste
- Best Beard JamJamJamJam (close enough to a beard :P)
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster Aoifey!
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H Deise_Girl
- Should be a couple? Davidius & Suidivad, Deise_girl & Pseudofamous
- Nerdiest poster Atomickoala
- Best newcomer eoins23456
- Best playpen intro By Screaminmidget for Pseudofamous
- Best playpen answers Davidius
- Most creative poster jefreywithonef
- Most likely to be president one day tradoburns
- Best Jumpguy wnolan1992
- Most inspirational poster SarahBeep!

Le host- jefreywithonef + tradoburns

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#3 10-12-2012 11:19pm

AtomicKoala

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- Best Poster Deise_Girl, Palytoxin, PseudoFamous, soccymonster, jefreywiththeonef, Screaminmidget, Colm!, Cakes., Slow Show
- Best Thread Jizzler's 2012 - Nomination Thread
- Funniest poster JamJamJamJam, Jefffreywiththethreefs
- Best Taste in Music Colm
- Best Mod Lawliet
- Best Beard soccymonster
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster shadowninty
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H Jeffreywiththetwofs, soccymonster
- Should be a couple? Palytoxin + soccymonster, Deise_Girl + PseudoFamous
- Nerdiest poster Deise_Girl
- Best newcomer Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro PseudoFamous pour Davidius
- Best playpen answers Davidius
- Most creative poster JamJamJamJam
- Most likely to be president one day Cakes, not realising that it is a meaningless figurehead position.
- Best Jumpguy Jumpy, soccymonster
- Most inspirational poster soccymonster

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#4 10-12-2012 11:48pm

Insect Overlord

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Hmmm. It would appear I don't really qualify for any of the categories this year.

Le sad!

:pac:

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#5 11-12-2012 12:43am

D4RK ONION

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Best couple - Soccymonster and Deise_Girl
Best beard - Pygmalion
Lifetime beast award - Pygmalion
Best Playpen everything - Davidius

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#6 11-12-2012 12:54am

wnolan1992

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- Best Poster: Ye're all equally shit*.
- Best Thread: An' Den Der Was Ligh' (for the name alone).
- Funniest poster: I'll get back to this.
- Best Taste in Music: JamJamJamJam
- Best Mod: Anyone but that new lad. I hate that guy.
- Best Beard: Pygmalion.
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster: Aoifey
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H: Pygmalion or Pigwidgeon
- Should be a couple?: Palytoxin and PseudoFamous
- Nerdiest poster: I'll get back to it
- Best newcomer: Palytoxin or Patchy~
- Best playpen intro: I'll get back to it
- Best playpen answers: Davidius
- Most creative poster: I'll get back to it
- Most likely to be president one day: Deise_Girl
- Best Jumpguy: Suividad
- Most inspirational poster: Pigwidgeon

*I mean that.

:P

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#7 11-12-2012 2:10am

jefreywithonef

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- Best Poster Suidivad
- Best Thread Etymology thread
- Funniest poster Davidius, Agnostic Mantis and PseudoFamous
- Best Taste in Music Barely ever venture into STYA anymore because it fecks up my browser, but Slow Show, Colm!, Agnostic, cheesefiend
- Best Mod Lawliet
- Best Beard Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster Aoifey, meehan, Togepi, Jackobyte
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C&H eoins23456
- Should be a couple? deise_girl and Pseudofamous
- Nerdiest poster soccymonster
- Best newcomer Namlub, Maura, Jam, Insect Overlord
- Best playpen intro Can't remember any
- Best playpen answers Davidius. Pseudo's deserves a mention too for his art.
- Most creative poster Agnostic, seems to be an all round renaissance man
- Most likely to be president one day Cakes, bazinga or tradoburns
- Best jumpguy jumpguy (note the lower case j - the best kind)
- Most inspirational poster Palytoxin

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#8 11-12-2012 1:16pm

soccymonster

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The Awards:
- Best Poster Jhcx
- Best Thread eh.. this one
- Funniest poster PseudoFamous, jeferywithonef
- Best Taste in Music Cakes
- Best Mod deise_girl
- Best Beard Pyggy
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster JamJamJamJam, HandsomeDivil
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H eoins23456
- Should be a couple? Slow Show and Jackobyte
- Nerdiest poster Atomic Koala
- Best newcomer Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro Screaminmidgey for Pseudo
- Best playpen answers Davidius
- Most creative poster Agnostic Manty bbz
- Most likely to be president one day Colm!
- Best Jumpguy Slow Show
- Most inspirational poster Jhcx, newbienoob

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#9 11-12-2012 2:50pm

wnolan1992

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Back with the second lot..

Funniest Poster: Davidius
Best Playpen Intro: I literally went back and read EVERY intro for the year, and have decided to nominate JamJamJamJam's intro for himself.
Most Creative Poster: Agnostic Mantis or HugsiePie

Best Jumpguy: Insect Overlord (there, you wanted to be nominated. :P)

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#10 11-12-2012 5:17pm

Lawliet

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I'll have a think about the others next week, but for now I shall nominate my co-mods; Wnolan1992 the n00b, Aoibheann the silent watcher, and Pigwidgeon the-doesn't-mod-here-anymore-but-did-for-most-of-2012-so-I'm-nominating-her-and-there's-nothing-you-can-do-about-it.

Also Piste as the Atari Jaguar.

Sorry Piste.

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#11 11-12-2012 6:22pm

JamJamJamJam

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- Best Poster: jefreywithonef?
- Best Thread: Depression thingy
- Funniest poster: Screaminmidget, Pseudofamous
- Best Taste in Music: Slow Show, Insect Overlord, wnolan1992, Luno
- Best Mod: Lawliet
- Best Beard: Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster: meehan, QueenOfLeon
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H: Pigwidgeon
- Should be a couple? Jhcx and wnolan1992, IHC and cloud
- Nerdiest poster: Colm?
- Best newcomer: Namlub, Palytoxin, MauraTheThird
- Best playpen intro: Can't remember them... With 52 playpens, Davidius has a distinct statistical advantage, so I'll say him
- Best playpen answers: Davidius
- Most creative poster: Banjo Fella
- Most likely to be president one day: AtomicKoala
- Best Jumpguy: soccymonster
- Most inspirational poster: ONION of D4RKNESS

Half of these people have probably been nominated before but *shrugs*

Also, I really appreciate the playpen intro nomination, wnolan, but I just cringed so hard reading that...! :P I'd like to issue a general apology for exposing you guys to a week of that intro :P

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#12 11-12-2012 6:24pm

Colm!

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- Best Poster: jefreywithonef, PsuedoFamous, _meehan_, deise_girl, Screaminmidget, Palytoxin, soccymonster
- Best Thread: Draw a picture and ask for another!
- Funniest poster: Suidivad, PsuedoFamous, jefreywithonef
- Best Taste in Music: Slow Show, jefreywithonef, Luno. [Year III of the epic competition, in which Luno has tactically changed her name to benefit from the Slow Show technique]
- Best Mod Cakes.
- Best Beard (will support any nominee that'll dedicate the award to Pygmalion)
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster _meehan_
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H Pigwidgeon
- Should be a couple? desie_girl and PsuedoFamous
- Nerdiest poster Davidius, Jackobyte
- Best newcomer Patchy~, Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro Davidius for Davidius II
- Best playpen answers Davidius III
- Most creative poster AGONSTIC MANTIS
- Most likely to be president one day Cakes., _meehan_
- Best Jumpguy Win Butler of Arcade Fire
- Most inspirational poster Jhcx, Agnostic Mantis

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#13 11-12-2012 6:42pm

HandsomeDivil

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Posts: 372

- Best Poster: wnolan1992
- Best Thread: Draw a picture...
- Funniest poster: soccymonster
- Best Taste in Music: Colm, Slow Show, Junco Partner
- Best Mod: Lawliet
- Best Beard: I never knew him but I support the Pygmalion cause
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster: Aoifey!
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H: soccymonster
- Should be a couple? soccymonster + blimey
- Nerdiest poster: Slow Show
- Best newcomer: Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro: JamJamJamJam
- Best playpen answers: Davidius
- Most creative poster: jhcx
- Most likely to be president one day: jhcx
- Best Jumpguy: jefreywithonef
- Most inspirational poster: the guy with the girlfriend

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#14 11-12-2012 9:59pm

flyswatter

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- Best Poster : jefreywithonef
- Best Thread : The movie/tv one gets my vote this year for some reason
- Funniest poster : Davidius
- Best Taste in Music JamJamJamJamJam (is that too many Jams?) Slow Show (luno now right?)
- Best Mod : Pigwidgeon
- Best Beard : Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster : QOL
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H :Namlub
- Should be a couple? Really dunno, so just have a massive orgy instead
- Nerdiest poster : wnolan
- Best newcomer : Can't keep track sorry, might edit it later
- Best playpen intro : Davidius (pseudofamous)
- Best playpen answers : Davidius
- Most creative poster : Banjo fella
- Most likely to be president one day: Lawliet
- Best Jumpguy : lad who randomly said something about jumpguy a few months back
- Most inspirational poster : Colm

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#15 11-12-2012 10:11pm

anirishlad

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- Best Poster: Davidius
- Best Thread: C&H IRC ( JOIN THE CHAT GODDAMIT :L)
- Funniest poster : deise_girl
- Best Taste in Music: deise_girl
- Best Mod : deise_girl
- Best Beard : deise_girl
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster : atomickoala
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H : atomic koala
- Should be a couple?: pseudofamous & deise_girl
- Nerdiest poster : atomic koala
- Best newcomer: Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro:atomic koala
- Best playpen answers: atomickoala
- Most creative poster: pseudofamous
- Most likely to be president one day: pseudofamous
- Best Jumpguy: pseudofamous
- Most inspirational poster: pseudofamous

These answers have no outside influences whatsoever :pac:

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#16 11-12-2012 10:24pm

PseudoFamous

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- Best Poster - Davidius
- Best Thread - Draw a picture ask for another
- Funniest poster - jefreywithonef
- Best Taste in Music - Colm! / JamJam^2
- Best Mod - newcomer wnolan1992
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - anirishlad
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Aoifey
- Nerdiest poster - AtomicKoala
- Best newcomer - Palytoxin
- Best Jumpguy - soccymonster
- Most likely to be president one day - deise_girl
- Most inspirational poster - Pigwidgeon

I omitted a few because they would have required thought

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#17 14-12-2012 12:19am

Slow Show

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- Best Poster - Not Palytoxin
- Best Thread - Definitely not one that Palytoxin started
- Funniest poster - Not Palytoxin
- Best Taste in Music - Not Palytoxn
- Best Mod - Not Palytoxin
- Best Beard - Not Palytoxin
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Definitely not Palytoxin
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Not Palytoxin for this one either
- Should be a couple? Not Palytoxin and anyone, forever alone tbh
- Nerdiest poster - Not Palytoxin
- Best newcomer -Palytoxin...oops sorry that was a typo, I meant not Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro - Not Palytoxin, ever
- Best playpen answers - Not Palytoxin
- Most creative poster - Certainly not Palytoxin, that guy, creative? OH LOL
- Most likely to be president one day - Not Palytoxin, unless it's president of the People Who I Will Never Nominate Club...and even then, probably not
- Best Jumpguy - Not Palytoxin
- Most inspirational poster - Not Palytoxin, unless you have a strange definition of inspiration

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#18 14-12-2012 12:42am

PseudoFamous

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should be a couple: palytoxin and slow show

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#19 14-12-2012 5:38pm

Aoifey!

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- Best Poster - JamJamJamJam
- Best Thread - Draw a picture and ask for another
- Funniest poster - jefreywithonef
- Best Taste in Music - Lawliet
- Best Mod - wnolan1992
- Best Beard - Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - PseudoFamous
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Pigwidgeon
- Should be a couple? - Jhcx and wnolan1992
- Nerdiest poster - Davidius
- Best newcomer - MauraTheThird
- Best playpen intro
- Best playpen answers
- Most creative poster - Agnostic Mantis
- Most likely to be president one day - soccymonster
- Best Jumpguy - bluejaymraz
- Most inspirational poster - SarahBeep!

If I remember I'll come back and add some in :P

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#20 14-12-2012 5:53pm

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Mmmkay so I'm gonna do some proper ones now, feels like I'm never here anymore what with this dratted LC business but sure I'll give it a go.

- Best Poster - jefreywithonef
- Best Thread -Soundtrack To Your Angst
- Funniest poster - Agnostic Mantis
- Best Taste in Music -jefreywithonef, Colm!
- Best Mod - Pigwidgeon
- Best Beard - Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - soccymonster, JamJamJamJam, HandsomeDivil
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Pigwidgeon, Suidivad
- Should be a couple? - deise_girl and AtomicKoala/deise_girl and Jackobyte/ deise_girl and Pseudofamous
- Nerdiest poster - can I nominate myself? nah ok, I'll just go for good old Davidius
- Best newcomer - Namlub, Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro - JamJamJamJam
- Best playpen answers - Davidius
- Most creative poster - Agnostic Mantis
- Most likely to be president one day - Colm!, CakesofRice
- Best Jumpguy - jumpguy
- Most inspirational poster - Colm! (4000 likes and counting people)

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#21 15-12-2012 12:59am

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- Best Poster = wnolan1992
- Best Thread = aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh (where else could I rant :P )
- Funniest poster = flyswatter
- Best Taste in Music = deise_girl
- Best Mod = wnolan1992
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster = Geekness1234, Aoifey!
- Nerdiest poster = Palytoxin (Pharmacy4lyf)
- Best newcomer = Palytoxin
- Most inspirational poster= Pigwidgeon

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#22 15-12-2012 2:30am

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I know I don't visit here as much as I should!!

- Best Poster - PseudoFamous
- Best Thread - Running out of novel things to do now you've turned 18? Look no further! I know we've voted for the Depression Thread before which is so well deserved, but this thread saves lives too
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music - IO
- Best Mod - Pidwidgeon
- Best Beard - Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - QOL, Colm!, Meehan
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Pygmalion
- Should be a couple? - Deise-monsterection!! (Deise Girl, Soccy and 1D)
- Nerdiest poster - wnolan
- Best newcomer - Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro - Davidius
- Best playpen answers - Davidius
- Most creative poster - The Great Chinholio for his photography
- Most likely to be president one day - Slow Show
- Best Jumpguy - Jumpy!!!!
- Most inspirational poster - Aoifey, all th stuff she does for her sister, she's one lucky girl

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#23 16-12-2012 1:27am

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After three long, fruitless years, this could finally be my chance to be Best Newcomer

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#24 16-12-2012 1:48am

Cakes.

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- Best Poster- Davidius
- Best Thread- Last years Christmas thread
- Funniest poster- Davidius
- Best Taste in Music- Soccy.... SlowShow
- Best Mod- Deise_gal
- Best Beard- Pyg
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster- AtomicKoala
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H- Pyg
- Should be a couple?- Me and Clem
- Nerdiest poster- SlowShow
- Best newcomer- Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro- Mine obvo
- Best playpen answers- Mine obvo again
- Most creative poster- Deise_Girl
- Most likely to be president one day- AtomicKoala
- Best Jumpguy- SlowShow
- Most inspirational poster- Aoifey

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#25 16-12-2012 2:35am

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Namlub wrote: »

After three long, fruitless years, this could finally be my chance to be Best Newcomer

OH! I was actually meant to say you for funniest poster! Namlub for funniest new poster!

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#26 16-12-2012 3:08pm

D4RK ONION

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PS: Best Mod - the one I live with

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#27 16-12-2012 3:23pm

PseudoFamous

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D4RK ONION wrote: »

PS: Best Mod - the one I live with

is Fergus a moderator?

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#28 16-12-2012 3:24pm

Lawliet

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PseudoFamous wrote: »

is Fergus a moderator?

Nah he's clearly talking about Konata

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#29 16-12-2012 5:24pm

Luno

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The Awards:
- Best Poster: ehm deise_girl
- Best Thread: Soundtrack to your angst
- Funniest poster: Pidwidgeon
- Best Taste in Music: Slow Show, Colm!, JamJamJamJam
- Best Mod: Lawliet
- Best Beard: Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster: JamJamJamJam
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H: soccy
- Should be a couple?: deisemonster
- Nerdiest poster: Davidius
- Best newcomer: Namlub
- Most creative poster: Pidwidgeon

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#30 16-12-2012 7:12pm

Lawliet

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- Best Poster - Wnolan1992
- Best Thread - Tragic Young Suicides
- Funniest poster - Davidius, jefreywithonef
- Best Taste in Music - Slow Show
- Best Beard - Pygmalion
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Luno, Aoifey! Meehan, Pigwidgeon,
- Should be a couple? - Jhcx and bookface
- Best newcomer - JamJamJamJamJamJamJam (and so on)
- Best playpen intro - Eathrin for Togepi
- Best playpen answers - Davidius
- Most creative poster - Agnostic Mantis
- Most likely to be president one day - Aoibheann
- Best Jumpguy - Not Jumpguy
- Most inspirational poster - Pigwidgeon, Aoifey!

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#31 16-12-2012 7:32pm

Screaminmidget

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- Best Poster - jeferywithonef, PseudoFamous
- Best Thread - come chat with us
- Funniest poster - Agnostic Mantis, jeferywithonef, Namlub, PseudoFamous
- Best Taste in Music - Slow Show
- Best Beard - Davidius
- Best Mod - Aoibheann
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aoifey, Meehan, IHeartChemistry,
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Pidwidgeon
- Should be a couple? - Palytoxin and MauraTheThird
- Nerdiest poster - Davidius
- Best newcomer - Palytoxin
- Best playpen intro - Pseudo for Davidius
- Best playpen answers - PseudoFamous
- Most creative poster - Agnostic Mantis
- Most likely to be president one day - AtomicKoala
- Best Jumpguy - Soccymonster
- Most inspirational poster - Deise girl

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