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  • #7172
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    Are you a nudist?


  • #7173
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Are you a nudist?

    No Sir.

    Would you like to live forever?


  • #7174
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Most definatly

    Does that mean we would be like the people in the film "Highlander"?


  • #7175
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Does that mean we would be like the people in the film "Highlander"?

    Yes Sir.

    Samurai sword or a European one?


  • #7176
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Has to be a Samurai

    You ever wear a kilt?


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  • #7177
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    You ever wear a kilt?

    Once but it was part of a girl's school uniform.

    TMI?


  • #7178
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ah....no.....

    Were you cross-dressing at the time?


  • #7179
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Were you cross-dressing at the time?

    I was drunk.

    Does that excuse excuse most acts?


  • #7180
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Not in my book sunshine

    Ever clip someone else's nostril hair?


  • #7181
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever clip someone else's nostril hair?

    No Sir.

    Ever pluck your own with your fingernails?


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  • #7182
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I might have

    Would you sleep with your same sex boss in order to gain a promotion?


  • #7183
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Good God hope it never comes to that!! :eek::pac:


    When was the last time you ate strawberries?


  • #7184
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    1947

    Ever see a man getting punched repeatedly in the balls?


  • #7185
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Not punched no. :pac:


    What DVD did you last watch?


  • #7186
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    AN instruction DVD on how to mop the floor

    DO you own a mop?


  • #7187
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    I sure do. :) It has a leopard-print-patterned handle. :)

    Did you like confused's useless piece of information for today regarding the mop? :)


  • #7188
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    It has made my day

    Where is the pregnant man these days?


  • #7189
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    In the Labour Ward.


    Where does the pregnant man live?


  • #7190
    PandaX9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    I don't know, perhaps Daily Mail will have the answer?

    Is the daily mail your gospel?


  • #7191
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    PandaX9 wrote: »
    Is the daily mail your gospel?

    No Ma'am. Newspapers are for old people.

    Do you regularly check the Lidl website for special offers?


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  • #7192
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    no never think of it

    whats on offer this week?


  • #7193
    PandaX9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    cheesestrings mmmmmm

    Do you like cheese strings?


  • #7194
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    nope
    do you like ritz crackers?


  • #7195
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Not really

    Does people with hairy backs offend you?


  • #7196
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Bit extreme to be offended by it.

    Is the world gonna end soon?


  • #7197
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    we will find out in December

    do you think there is life after death?


  • #7198
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,209 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Noooooooooooooooo miss bug :eek:

    am I going to hell :eek:?


  • #7199
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    am I going to hell :eek:?

    No Sir. The pearly gates will open wide for you.

    Diet Coke or Coke Zero?


  • #7200
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,209 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Diet coke FTW

    How long more will the good weather last?


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  • #7201
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,992 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

    How long more will the good weather last?


    n times the duration of an Irish summer!

    When did you stop beating your wife?


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