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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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  • #2132
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    europa11 wrote: »
    "four-tee two" Speech therapist?

    He could hire yer wan from yesterday :D

    I missed the last 45 mins of todays show, is it worth catching up on?


  • #2133
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    counterlock wrote: »
    He could hire yer wan from yesterday :D

    I missed the last 45 mins of todays show, is it worth catching up on?

    Consider it 45 minutes of your life spared.

    definitely not worth catching up on, the rest of us will spend hours trying to purge the memories :)


  • #2134
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,125 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Whats is the king of whinge talking bout today? Taxis? Dopers? Jedward? Sporting miracles? Or more homes under the hammer


  • #2135
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,269 ✭✭✭furiousox


    The temp-rachure in Stock-hollum with Eliza-beth on line 1

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #2136
    shockwave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭shockwave


    The renaming of a bridge in honour of Michelle de bruin.


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  • #2137
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Tallaght Hostible in Dulin 24......if someone tells Joe where Dublin 24 is :rolleyes:


  • #2138
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    BINGO!


  • #2139
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,269 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Shrill voice Joe.
    Disgrace Joe.

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #2140
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    I've been trolleyed in an airport before.

    "Trolley dolly"! Sheesh, how humourous is she?


  • #2141
    Mycroft H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,306 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    helen-lovejoy.jpg


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  • #2142
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    'whats the worst thing about being on a trolley?'

    Well done Joe


  • #2143
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Off to Twickers in the morning for the Heineken Cup Final in the morning so this is my last Lahv Lahn of the week, was hoping for some loons, looks like I'm getting auld wans complaining again.....:(


  • #2144
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Stop saying Adam Ant... He's not gonna come on air..


  • #2145
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    yay! casual racism let go by Joe once again.


  • #2146
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Stop saying Adam Ant... He's not gonna come on air..
    Quite, he's too busy in maternity singing "Staaaannnnd and deliver!"


  • #2147
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    She has the facts apparently. A first for Liveline.


  • #2148
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    And now for my latest Funny Friday type joke...........:

    What's the difference between Tallaght Hostible and Mee-Shell Da Brooon Smith?

    There's less drugs in Tallaght Hostiple.

    Boom! Boom!


  • #2149
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    haha... "your researcher rang me'"... Rumbled again Joe.. :D:D


  • #2150
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    Jesus, these people have serious issues with the health service. You'd have to question the sanity of someone who has problems like these calling Joe and not their local TD


  • #2151
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    counterlock wrote: »
    Jesus, these people have serious issues with the health service. You'd have to question the sanity of someone who has problems like these calling Joe and not their local TD

    Ringing Joe is more likely to get things done, it has been sadly proven.


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  • #2152
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    telekon wrote: »
    Ringing Joe is more likely to get things done, it has been sadly proven.

    I wonder if you rang Joe to complain about the fact that ringing joe is better than ringing your TD, what would happen

    leonardo-dicaprio-inception-movie-meme-face.jpg


  • #2153
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    isn't this all a bit ...em ...boring?


  • #2154
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    ok thank you .... thank you .... little bit too much detail here ....


  • #2155
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    a suppository " up the bum" .....


  • #2156
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    She didn't need to inform the nation of how a suppository is taken


  • #2157
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    haha... "your researcher rang me'"... Rumbled again Joe.. :D:D
    he got rid of yer wan pretty briskly all the same,,,,,,,


  • #2158
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    its going to be another uplifting show, I am feeling better already.......


  • #2159
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Someone praising the hospitals.... bad line verdict imminent.


  • #2160
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    surferdudz wrote: »
    a suppository " up the bum" .....

    So lets sum up the topics this week :

    1. Virgin Mary is a Man City fan - fact and 100% prooved after sundays events

    2. Taxi men are racist apparently ...

    3. Dracula's house for sale in Dublin ...

    4. Cavan hospital can't diagnose severe constipation ???


    anything else ??


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  • #2161
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    8 weeks ago I took a massive heart attack,...........................WTF.....is every single patient on hold...........


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