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Liveline Thread (02/05/2012 to 25/07/2012)

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  • #1802
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    The Edge !! ????? F*ck off Joe!!


  • #1803
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    How could you walk into a cop shop with stolen gear?:rolleyes:


  • #1804
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Are they miracles Joe?

    He should think about going to Medgegoria ;)


  • #1805
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Two callers for the price of one.

    These ****s on the quays better not delay me getting home again this evening.


  • #1806
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I lived in Galway for a while, this would have struggled to make Galway Bay FM local news, but Joe gave it almost 15mins on NATIONAL RADIO. Bonkers.


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  • #1807
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Terrible line

    BINGO!!!


  • #1808
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    this the same Garage whose pumps weren't calibrated properly a while ago?


  • #1809
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    No work for Joe today.


  • #1810
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    jcf wrote: »
    The Edge !! ????? F*ck off Joe!!

    The Edge probably isn't even the best guitarist in U2.


  • #1811
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Get off speaker phone


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  • #1812
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    The people running that station are crooks.. If there was ANY appropriate or effective legislation they would have been jailed for serially offenders with regard to tampering with the measurements..


  • #1813
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    So what's the bloody point of this call ? Cheap fuel that's now finished.

    Here Joe, listen to this, something happened in the past but it's now all done and dusted with so I thought I should give you a call so me, my hubby and kid can all speak down the phone to you, I'm sure the Irish population would love to hear about it.


    Yaay, racist taxi drivers claiming to just be emulating the Spanish system.


  • #1814
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    8 million to the State every day.......

    What are you complaining about Joe?, you siphon enough out of that .


  • #1815
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Salt of de earth


  • #1816
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    For those of you unfamiliar with Dublin, Usher's Island is in the middle.

    Thats south of Clontarf and east of Ballyfermot.

    You can get a taxi there from the rank outside de Gresham.


  • #1817
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "The taxiwhine-line is open now......51555"


  • #1818
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    europa11 wrote: »
    What are you complaining about Joe?, you siphon enough out of that .

    oh that's good.. well done, well done..


  • #1819
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    jcf wrote: »
    The Edge !! ????? F*ck off Joe!!

    Joe knows 3 guitarists, The Edge, Brush Shields and Bon Jovi.

    He was at a U2 gig VIP styleeeee courtesy of being an RTE "Celebrity". U2 are Irish and ordinary decent working class peeplez in the eyes of Joe, And they are from a Ballyer (but not the Ballyer) therefore The Edge is the best guitarist in the world.

    QED.


  • #1820
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Yellow lit sign means for hire, if someone can't see this they will never see a small green light. If a driver can't adhere to the legal spec level they should loose their licence.


  • #1821
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    varadkar said the STICKERS are inherently racist


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  • #1822
    Technocentral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    They should keep the green lights so that I can avoid the Irish ones and have to listen to the c*nts complain about immigrants/women drivers/how tough it is to make a living.


  • #1823
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    the non-national drivers should buy the green lights too, problem solved.


  • #1824
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    If they had a police siren on the roof, to indicate which ones had criminal records I would find it far more helpful..


  • #1825
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    All new Salt o'de earth taxi driver outfit (for the visually impaired ........naturally) :rolleyes:

    80c31a23de8600d55a2475df5aba4bed.jpg


  • #1826
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Simple system:

    Yellow light - Chinese driver
    Green light - Irish driver
    Brown light - Nigerian driver
    Red light - Native American Indian driver
    Blue light - Smurf driver
    Orange light - D4 permatan girl driver
    Indigo light - junkie looking for a vein driver
    Purple light - Prince


  • #1827
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I thought the government were encouraging us to wear the green jersey. :eek:

    You can't win.


  • #1828
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would like to hear a loud Nigerian taxi driver on to throw the cat amongst the pigeons:D


  • #1829
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    How is saying someone doesn't look Irish an awful phrase ? Joe threading on egg shells here.

    surferdudz wrote: »
    varadkar said the STICKERS are inherently racist

    There you go, just played back. And this eejit and the taxi driver can't seem to pick this up.

    That organisation sounds well dodgy.


  • #1830
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Please god I never enter this guy's taxi. Would hate the thought of giving money to this pr*ck. :mad:


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  • #1831
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Simple system:

    Yellow light - Chinese driver
    Green light - Irish driver
    Brown light - Nigerian driver
    Red light - Native American Indian driver
    Blue light - Smurf driver
    Orange light - D4 permatan girl driver
    Indigo light - junkie looking for a vein driver
    Purple light - Prince


    No black light. - Playing it safe ButterSuki


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