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What are your funniest Irish sayings?

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    #422
    some_dose
    Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭some_dose


    Your so cool you'd **** icecream


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    #423
    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining!


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    #424
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    I know what you are up to and you aint getting my grandads and grannies sayings :mad:
    Trying to write a book and make millions :mad:


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    #425
    xxchloexx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭xxchloexx


    "Im sweatin' like Fritzl on MTV cribs"

    "He's a face only a mother could love"

    "He's so tight he still has his communion money"


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    #426
    CrazySnakeLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭CrazySnakeLady


    From the average Irish mammy

    "If you break your legs don't come running to me"

    I always loved that one :D


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    #427
    mardybumbum
    Registered Users Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    If I wanted my comeback, I would have scraped it off your mothers face.


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    #428
    mrsdewinter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭mrsdewinter


    "well... she wouldn't stand in a gate for ya..."
    It means the person is rather flaky and not to be relied upon.
    I think the equivalent for a man is to say that he's "very come day, go day".
    As far as funny Irish sayings go, I think it's hilarious that "fierce" - a word my father applies to bad weather - is now the height of praise for young fashionistas on shows like Project Runway. I'm just waiting for Tyra to praise some young model's catwalk strut as "mighty altogether". Then I can die happy.


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    #429
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    oh deja vu in here :confused::p


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    #430
    upandcumming
    Registered Users Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    Face like a painter's radio

    As happy as a Northside girl in a barrel of mickeys!

    A face like a chewed toffee!


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    #431
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Farmer:- If I don't get married this year I'll have to buy an ass...


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    #432
    madheaded
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭madheaded


    wouldnt ride her into battle
    come up out of it
    im as full as a tinkers nappy
    me mouths as dry as gandhis slipper


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    #433
    spudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭spudd


    "ah you'll get that in small towns and large parishes"

    love it!


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    #434
    Mike O' Brien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 106 ✭✭Mike O' Brien


    She has a fanny like a wizards sleeve.


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    #435
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Rather dim girl:

    "She has a brain like a two-watt bulb"

    A man-eater:

    "She'd fück a town down and laugh at the ruins"

    A cheapskate:

    "He's so tight that when he farts only dogs hear it.":P


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    #436
    evil_seed
    Registered Users Posts: 3,444 ✭✭✭evil_seed


    Arra me bollix


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    #437
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    "sure if she/he was any thinner hed only need the one eye"
    "she could it and apple throught a letter box"


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    Flash86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Flash86


    "Sure where'd you be going without a bell on your bike and your knickers ringin' "

    "Bless us and save us, says old mrs. Davis. Sure I never knew herrings were fish. "

    ”Hey! The world’s in a state of chassis .......and so is my Butterkrust van.”

    My mam used to say all of these. No idea what any of them are meant to me but I love them.


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    #439
    psycho-hope
    Registered Users Posts: 7,245 ✭✭✭psycho-hope


    feck that for a game of soilders:)


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    #440
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    In Waterford we used to say;

    She'd suck cock from here to New Ross and slide back on the juice...


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    #441
    DonalN
    Registered Users Posts: 868 ✭✭✭DonalN


    Riding her would be like waving a baton in the opera house.


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    #442
    Brendog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "As sick as a plane to Lourdes"

    "I'd crawl across a mile of broken glass to suck the exhaust pipe of the van that carries her dirty socks"




    When you used to ask your parents for something (lets say a bag of crisps) and they would say, "CRISPS?!?! I'LL GIVE YA CRISPS!!".......WTF?


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    #443
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Fup off, you grasshole.


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    #444
    okee
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭okee


    Brendog wrote: »

    "I'd crawl across a mile of broken glass to suck the exhaust pipe of the van that carries her dirty socks"

    Priceless
    Brendog wrote: »
    When you used to ask your parents for something (lets say a bag of crisps) and they would say, "CRISPS?!?! I'LL GIVE YA CRISPS!!".......WTF?

    Or "Can i have a packet of crisps", "I'll can i have a packet of crisps you if you're not careful"


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    #445
    naasrd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,408 ✭✭✭naasrd


    "we've lost our sovereignty".

    For a nation so hooked on English soaps, newspapers and soccer teams than train left a long, long time agao.


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Brendog wrote: »
    When you used to ask your parents for something (lets say a bag of crisps) and they would say, "CRISPS?!?! I'LL GIVE YA CRISPS!!".......WTF?

    I used to get the response, "I'll crisps your arse for ya!"

    Basically it was the same reply every time just change 'crisps' for whatever you asked for.

    Just glad I never asked if I could have some Cadburys Fingers :p


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    #447
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,165 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Plain and simple the "argh ah would ya stop" or "argh ah would ya go away out of that"

    It's our are ya avin' a laugh

    My dad always says argh a musha before he says something..makes no sense


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    mandrake04
    Registered Users Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭mandrake04


    Haven't read through the whole thread.. but I will when I get time. Not sure if these 2 have already been posted.


    I'm so hungry I could eat the diseased arm of a dead baby.

    Or in regards to a good looking girl.

    I would eat her shite with a rusty spoon


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    sarah.
    Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭sarah.


    haha such a great thread, just read through most of it and it's just brilliant! :) I know some myself but can't for the world think of them! feck it anyway!


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    #450
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Mup out of that!

    Burst him!!

    Thundering Bollocks!

    In the name of Lateran Jaysus!


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    #451
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    F*** me pink. Haven't heard it in years but it was very popular in the '90's.


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