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  • #2312
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Don't mind what he tells you. He likes to think that!

    You're the one who's entire profile is based around eating men :pac:


  • #2313
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    Confab wrote: »
    I can't dance, but I like to think I can. Especially when I'm drunk.

    Probably also true for 99% of lads anyway...:D Y'ain't the only one Confab :D


  • #2314
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    no1beemerfan wrote: »
    I swapped all my lego for matchbox dinky cars.
    Really off-topic, but anyway, story might amuse! :p

    They were never called dinkies in my end of the country for some reason, just matchbox cars, so term was totally unfamiliar to me ...

    So a friend of mine was over in England for a holiday with his sister, was left minding her 4 year old son one night. We were chatting on the phone for a few minutes, and apparently he had been fidgeting with the child's toy car on the table beside him and it rolled off the edge, and he left the phone down to pick it up.

    All I knew though was that he went silent for a minute, then came back and announced: "Sorry about that, I was playing with the young lad's dinkie and it fell off!"

    One serious "WTF?!!! :eek:" moment! :D


  • #2315
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Really off-topic, but anyway, story might amuse! :p

    It's the off topic thread...


  • #2316
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I know ... but that was a real tangent!

    I'm kinda good at those at the best of times ... :pac:


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  • #2317
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    10hsx2u.jpg

    ''Where there's mischief, there's always a Limerick Man''

    Saw this on facebook, earlier, just thought of Limerick Man...:pac:


  • #2318
    Nissan doctor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,209 ✭✭✭Nissan doctor


    166man wrote: »
    10hsx2u.jpg

    ''Where there's mischief, there's always a Limerick Man''

    Saw this on facebook, earlier, just thought of Limerick Man...:pac:


    Is that not just a normal evening in Limerick?:P


  • #2319
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Nissan doctor wrote: »
    Is that not just a normal evening in Limerick?:P

    Rag week ;)


  • #2320
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Rag week ;)

    I'm not from Limerick but I still found this funny

    426869_3278833692878_1328604837_3293094_1803564142_n.jpg


  • #2321
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    Nissan doctor wrote: »
    Is that not just a normal evening in Limerick?:P

    That's just a lazy Sunday afternoon... Saturday night is when sh1t goes down..:pac:


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  • #2322
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    TestTransmission wrote: »
    I'm not from Limerick but I still found this funny

    The sun is trying to sterilise Limerick, that's why it's not shining in Tipp ;)

    Also, it's probably fire, not the sun!


  • #2323
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Really off-topic, but anyway, story might amuse! :p


    Not as good but when we were growing up we used to call farts "Taxi" NO idea why.

    Anyway, playing cars with my older brother one day and I wanted the black cab that he had over by his leg.... So I started shouting TAXI ! TAXI !

    I wanted the car, he thought I was farting in his room so he proceeded to knock six shades of sh1te out of me for the non existent foul !

    Never did tell him what I did to his pillow that evening :)


  • #2324
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I know ... but that was a real tangent!

    I'm kinda good at those at the best of times ... :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08R11tEXTvg



    I was just down in Merlin Auctionhouse Naas, aside from it being the coldest place on Earth there's very little value to be had through auctions, a lot of cars sold for more than what they'd make through a private sale on donedeal

    The only cars that went cheap were the sheds


  • #2325
    Foxhole Norman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,872 ✭✭✭Foxhole Norman


    Driving test tomorrow, can't wait!


  • #2326
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    Foxhole Norman wrote: »
    Driving test tomorrow, can't wait!

    Best of luck man, I found once you get the hill start and reverse around the corner it gives you the confidence you need to pass it.:)


  • #2327
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Foxhole Norman wrote: »
    Driving test tomorrow, can't wait!

    Short skirt and a low cut top. Worked for me


  • #2328
    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,021 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    Gary ITR wrote: »
    Short skirt and a low cut top. Worked for me

    I never knew Drummerboy was a tester....


  • #2329
    Foxhole Norman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,872 ✭✭✭Foxhole Norman


    Gary ITR wrote: »
    Short skirt and a low cut top. Worked for me

    Might get away with it! :pac:


  • #2330
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    I never knew Drummerboy was a tester....

    Says he who lives in the deep south

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


  • #2331
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Gary ITR wrote: »
    <youtube>
    I'll stick an onion up under your belt for ya, and you can hail a few "taxis" of your own on your way home!! :p :mad:


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  • #2332
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    This + Car = Speeding Ticket! :)


  • #2333
    Foxhole Norman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,872 ✭✭✭Foxhole Norman


    Gary ITR wrote: »
    Says he who lives in the deep south

    Ah now, I'm from the deep south too.


  • #2334
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    Gary ITR wrote: »
    Short skirt and a low cut top. Worked for me


    I dunno about that, one of these in the ashtray worked for me..

    pd1453653.jpg



    :pac:


  • #2335
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,327 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    That's the nct, think they've withdrawn that offer though.


  • #2336
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    That's the nct, think they've withdrawn that offer though.

    Ah sure I know that, worked on the old drivin test too shure...*








    *I should add that I'm joking for all you serious b@stards out there...:D


  • #2337
    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    Hard choices are hard to make especially when you haven't got someone who can share their experience


  • #2338
    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    Hard choices are hard to make especially when you haven't got someone who can share their experience


  • #2339
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    johnos1984 wrote: »
    Hard choices are hard to make especially when you haven't got someone who can share their experience
    johnos1984 wrote: »
    Hard choices are hard to make especially when you haven't got someone who can share their experience

    They must be when you feel the need to post it twice... :D


  • #2340
    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    TestTransmission wrote: »
    johnos1984 wrote: »
    Hard choices are hard to make especially when you haven't got someone who can share their experience
    johnos1984 wrote: »
    Hard choices are hard to make especially when you haven't got someone who can share their experience

    They must be when you feel the need to post it twice... :D
    Stupid iPhone lol


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  • #2341
    L-M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,536 ✭✭✭✭L-M


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    That's the nct, think they've withdrawn that offer though.

    Yeah, it's 55e now :pac:


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