Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!!)MkII

1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying it’s too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade / Cidona
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someone’s’ Openeda Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about sh1te like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as it’s about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
62Dirty underwear.
63Granny Knickers.
64Muck sandwich.
65Manky ankles.
66Wife beaters.
67Sheep/Pig/Goat/Chicken/Horse/Donkey/Magpie/Crow/Geese/Cosin shagging.
68Catch a fart & smell it.

Renegadecow's Custom China Lake build from ArniesAirsoft and Airsoft Retreat

2kg unloaded weight
build material PVC pastic and wood
capacity 3+2 of 40x96mm rounds

Funny quote I found over on AR15.com:

"The fullsize A2 with a 20 inch barrel is the end of a long historical line of weaponry where the shooter was a real rifleman and not just some guy popping off rounds at 25 yards while looking through a magic looking glass."

Lockheed F-104 Starfighter serial number 22+57
Rare opportunity to own an Iconic jet Fighter.
The F-104 was the Fastest aircraft in the world when introduced in the late 1950's and gained the nicknames 'Missile with a man in it' 'Zip 104 and the 'Widow maker'. This Aircraft is an ex Luftwaffe example and has been in the UK since the 1980's.Sold as the ultimate display / museum aircraft. No engine and not fit for flight.Cockpit is Very complete and original with Martin Baker Mk7 Ejection seat. 54 Ft long 22 ft wing span. Looks like its doing MACH 2 while stood still. We can Ship internationally and deliver anywhere within the UK. ULTIMATE business promotional tool. Offers now being taken around £30000 GBP.( link )

whydave wrote: »

Lockheed F-104 Starfighter serial number 22+57
Rare opportunity to own an Iconic jet Fighter.
The F-104 was the Fastest aircraft in the world when introduced in the late 1950's and gained the nicknames 'Missile with a man in it' 'Zip 104 and the 'Widow maker'. This Aircraft is an ex Luftwaffe example and has been in the UK since the 1980's.Sold as the ultimate display / museum aircraft. No engine and not fit for flight.Cockpit is Very complete and original with Martin Baker Mk7 Ejection seat. 54 Ft long 22 ft wing span. Looks like its doing MACH 2 while stood still. We can Ship internationally and deliver anywhere within the UK. ULTIMATE business promotional tool. Offers now being taken around £30000 GBP.( link )

I can haz ejector seat???

Evade wrote: »

It's a pity it's not a zero zero ejector seat.

Granted .... but ....
I can haz ejector seat?

Here's one for Dex or any photographers among the airsoft community.

only jokin !!!
support the ISPCC

andy_g wrote: »

Here's one for Dex or any photographers among the airsoft community.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTVfFmENgPU

As a Nikon user, I find this offensive. However, as I'm also a Leica user, I can laugh merrily from atop my lofty tower at the peasants fighting below.