Just received a, em, strange PM

PK2008 · 23-10-2011 12:16PM

stupidusername wrote: »

i thought i was the only one

Quick!!!!

PM me........ Im nearly there....................

stupidusername · 23-10-2011 12:18PM

PK2008 wrote: »

Quick!!!!

PM me........ Im nearly there....................

ah........ no.

besides the guys that send them, the men on here have no idea of the messages you get on here.

Nodin · 23-10-2011 12:20PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Just received this PM:

I'm touching myself...and I know who you are

What - the - fúck?

Won't post username here - mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

The latter would rule out the former in my case.

I do get a lot of heated messages when I mention the fact I'm sitting here in y-fronts with the belly hanging over, though. It seems to set off an instinctive mating reaction in the Irish female.

Samich · 23-10-2011 12:22PM

When I get hot, I take out my willy and whip it around in a helicopter motion to cool me down.

Gummy Panda · 23-10-2011 12:33PM

stupidusername wrote: »

is that what men want?

yes.. in graphic detail

jaffacakesyum · 23-10-2011 12:58PM

And I thought I got bad pms :eek:

ScumLord · 23-10-2011 12:58PM

I'm touching myself...and I know who you are

I'm fisting myself... and I know who you are too.

ejmaztec · 23-10-2011 01:07PM

I find this thread very touching.

WoollyRedHat · 23-10-2011 01:09PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

I find this thread very touching.

Tóuche

phasers · 23-10-2011 01:44PM

I'm shaving me legs... and I know who you are Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda · 23-10-2011 01:51PM

phasers wrote: »

I'm shaving me legs... and I know who you are Gummy Panda

PICS OR GTFO

Micky Dolenz · 23-10-2011 01:59PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

PICS OR GTFO

Do you really want to see a guy saving his legs?

Send me on your CC details and I'll get you sorted.

Gummy Panda · 23-10-2011 02:01PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Do you really want to see a guy saving his legs?

Send me on your CC details and I'll get you sorted.

Phasers is a guy!?!?!?! :eek:

*sense of reality crumbling*

cruiser178 · 23-10-2011 02:02PM

Two and a half years on this site and not one filthy dirty rotten pm, well feck the lot of ye.

phasers · 23-10-2011 02:02PM

It's... eh... for sports.

stupidusername · 23-10-2011 02:08PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Do you really want to see a guy saving his legs?

from what?

cruiser178 wrote: »

Two and a half years on this site and not one filthy dirty rotten pm, well feck the lot of ye.

if you're someone who regularly mentions a girlfriend, that may have been a deterrent.

Nodin · 23-10-2011 02:13PM

stupidusername wrote: »

.........

if you're someone who regularly mentions a girlfriend, that may have been a deterrent.

Unless it was a "she" mentioning it......................

TouchingVirus · 23-10-2011 02:16PM

I'm TouchingVirus, but I don't know who you are.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 23-10-2011 02:24PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

I'm a mod, send me all the details. I may have no authority in these matters but I like reading salacious gossip.

BBDBB · 23-10-2011 02:32PM

Well Im not touching myself and I have no idea who any of you are.........

But Im willing to give it a go if you are

ZzubZzub · 23-10-2011 02:34PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Just received this PM:

What - the - fúck?

Won't post username here - mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

Oh that's it. Just neglect to tell the good folks of AH that you instigated this by sending a picture of your.... genitals...

mackg · 23-10-2011 02:39PM

Cleeo wrote: »

Oh that's it. Just neglect to tell the good folks of AH that you instigated this by sending a picture of your.... genitals...

So they could tell who you are just by looking at your genitals? The tags are fairly accurate so?

Kevin Duffy · 23-10-2011 02:47PM

Jaysis UBF, you're so sensitive. One might even say touchy.

If anyone wants to send me filthy PM's, unlike the OP, I will not judge you.

Ellis Dee · 23-10-2011 02:50PM

How come I never get PMs like that? I wouldn't complain, just send an equally - or even more filthy - reply.:):):)

eilo1 · 23-10-2011 02:53PM

Oh I got one before, it wast dirty as such but looking for some "flirting and fun"! Sleezy :pac::pac::pac:

harrythehat · 23-10-2011 02:59PM

All the banter is rather amusing of a Sunday evening, but in fairness, I'd be kind of creeped out to get a PM like that!

Voodoo_rasher · 23-10-2011 03:03PM

certainly woz not me. Am too busy preparing Haitian Bacon..

Kevin Duffy · 23-10-2011 03:03PM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

How come I never get PMs like that? I wouldn't complain, just send an equally - or even more filthy - reply.:):):)

Bet you live to regret that post!

nosey rosie · 23-10-2011 03:16PM

I've got weird and way-too-personal PMs here. I hardly even post! Proper nutters on this forum

I kinda like it though.

Chris P. Bacon · 23-10-2011 03:17PM

Voodoo_rasher wrote: »

Am too busy preparing Haitian Bacon..

Your doing what now?

Just received a, em, strange PM

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