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The Jumpguy Thread

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  • #32
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Monzo wrote: »
    jumpguy is also a shape shifter? What a guy!

    Also, if I hadn't already made my request in the poetry challenge thread I'd ask IO to pen a tribute to our favourite jumper. The world needs a 'The Ballad of Jumpguy'.

    He's a man of many talents, shape shifting and jumping are only two of the things that make up teh awesomeness of jumpguy.


  • #33
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    I've met Jumpguy. I win :D

    I can also verify that he resembles this:

    1268889958T30Eva.jpg


  • #34
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Fago! wrote: »
    Jumpguy fact #9652 - Jumpguy is allergic to Simon Cowell.
    Everyone's allergic to Simon Cowell, ffs! :mad:
    Konata wrote: »
    ..................

    lolwut?!
    Pwned, end of! :p
    QueenOfLeon wrote: »
    I've met Jumpguy. I win :D
    Ah, but have you fulfilled your mission and recruited him to Galway?

    The result of this is likely to be a major factor in your future career, you know!


  • #35
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    jumpguy is one of about three people I added as a friend on this lovely site. What a guy he is.


  • #36
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    QueenOfLeon wrote: »
    I've met Jumpguy. I win :D

    I've had the honour of meeting the great jumpguy also. I urge everyone to do the same. Winning a jizzler for Best Jumpguy, pfft.. More like nobel prize for World Peace!

    ...where is the man himself anyways? I'm growing tiresome :(


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  • #37
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Jumpguy fact #459; Jumpguy can double jump in real life
    Jumpguy Fact #268;Jumpguy once jumped on Mario to se what would happened, he grew to twice his normal size.


  • #38
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ginja Ninja wrote: »
    Jumpguy Fact #268; Jumpguy once jumped on Mario to se what would happened, he grew to twice his normal size.
    Really?! 0_o


  • #39
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Testament to the greatness of jumpguy: the first jumpguy-inspired thread wins thread of the day.


  • #40
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    If only jumpguy were here to see this...


  • #41
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Konata wrote: »
    If only jumpguy were here to see this...
    I'm sure he is here in spirit. :D


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  • #42
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Is there a reason we're lacking one Jumpguy? [I've the memory of a goldfish]


  • #43
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Last time he was here, Soccy and Deise told him he looked like Niall Horan out of One Direction.

    I think he's still traumatised ... :(


  • #44
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Randy, you're so evil and a big meanie! -_- :(
    Also, I've had the pleasure of contacting jumpguy... He will return to us soon. I'm so EXCIIIIITED. Aaaaaaahhh!!1!1!!!! :D


  • #45
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Who's jumpguy and why should we care? :confused:


  • #46
    Mollikins
    Registered Users Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Mollikins


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Who's jumpguy and why should we care? :confused:

    You're so cool. Can I lick your shoes?!!





    :pac:


  • #47
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Who's jumpguy and why should we care? :confused:

    As ive mentioned before, he smells.


  • #48
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Average day in the life (replace baldy head with me):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_H1KDjW9Y


  • #49
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    15sa6pt.jpg

    Jumpguy, you are this month's Employee of the month.

    I hereby award you a plaque, a ham, a discount coupon book and my personal thumbs-up.


  • #50
    nogivingup
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭nogivingup


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Who's jumpguy and why should we care? :confused:

    **** you, jumpguy.


  • #51
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    Best. Necro. Ever.


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